MSFT

Why did I full port on MSFT calls at $400.... sad pepe

just bought $30k worth of MSFT shares my new position

Destroyed by MSFT for absolutely no reason .

Do I just roll my dumbass MSFT calls from 08/21 to 2035?

Msft shoved a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew up my ass with no lube

Msft is fucking me. I’m getting deepthroat by MU. GLD is whipping me with cats of 9 tails. I don’t know if I should be hard or not

MSFT is brilliantly shithouse

USO up MSFT AND GOOG DOWN and SPY is climbing?

the daily will be unbearable when MSFT tests $250

Jokes on me thinking msft might actually go up one day

Did Iran bomb a MSFT datacenter? wtf.

Msft employees selling their stocks cuz they have no jobs , I am convinced that is the reason why it’s ded

MSFT down 31% in five months despite a huge double beat lmao

Apparently anthropic will now kill both gemini and chatgpt LMAO Google and MSFT taking turns jumping off a cliff

MSFT dumps because it is now a hot take in r/ValueInvesting

Both Google and MSFT AI run on oil and located at Iran. Sorry guys

MSFT was the first to push this AI bs and enable scam altman now their core business is getting destroyed and scama is forcing them out of the deal. How do you like that dance Satya

MSFT + GOOG sinking and SMCI somehow staying stable is really funny

Killer deals right now on GOOG, MU, NVDA. MSFT too but holy shit I’m not touching that

Holy fuck MSFT.

Msft punching bagholders right in the dick

Msft and ORCL is only following spy on red candles. WTF

All inned msft calls 30s before last dump I can't believe it 🥭

maybe MSFT 365 gap fill can you give you few % relief bounce

Judging from price action and oil prices, we can confirm MSFT is gonna go bankrupt at some point in Q4 2026 or Q1 2027. Banbet! MSFT 0 1y

if you like msft under 400, u ll love it under 300

Can msft just delist already? Thanks.

I thought msft under 400 was a steal ooo

I have a -270% put I sold on MSFT @380, for March 30th. This shit is not even worth wheeling... I think I will just buy back on the loss now.

+1.5% day, MSFT +.3%. +.1% day, MSFT -2.5%

MSFT 23 PE Tesla 100000 PE Sometimes the market truly is fucking retarded

Okay so there's a little less oil going around. Why does that cause MSFT and GOOG to plummet? People are still Microsoft Excel-ing and Googling big tiddy goth gfs.

Should I go all in on MSFT? I'm feeling a Google 2025 story

News on MSFT?

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Starting MSFT 500c position (leaps)

I'm happy SPY is green. I bet my MSFT and CRM port is going great. Checking now...

Hey retards, you don’t have to do to Google what you’re doing to MSFT

Msft has to be a buy? They’re like, massive and still growing. This feels like one of those things where it’ll rebound nicely and be a portfolio darling again….

SKM pump saved me from MSFT losses, Holy fucking shit microshaft get a grip

Wasn’t it retarded of MSFT to invest in company that would kill its business. LOL

Not a single buyer for MSFT it's just dead

MSFT when SPY dumps: I'll dump twice as much as this fucker MSFT when SPY is flat: guess what, I'm gonna dump anyways MSFT when SPY pumps: lol fuck you guys i'm going down

my msft calls obliterated

How the fuck am I this unlucky. Fuck you MSFT. I even waited till it dropped 2.4% today to buy calls

MSFT: "You guys were crashing because of the war?"

I am a MSFT investor now.

An nvda partnership can't even save msft lol

Ouff, not a bounce in sight for MSFT....

I love how TSLA is +1,2% at 360PE and MSFT -2,5% at 23PE This show how regard this market is these days