MSFT

HOLY FUCK QQQ almost green and MSFT still down 3%. How do I pick the WORST stocks to buy calls on :(

Keep drilling MSFT. Software dead.

There is no bull trap for MSFT holders, I’m MSFT holders!

No recovery for msft what so ever

The moment WSB regards stop buying calls on MSFT and switch to puts is when the bottom is in , TOO MANY BUYING CALLS HERE

Wow i felt like a retard all morning buying spy puts and msft calls at the bottom but aomehow someway i made it out at a $300 gain. Im all out of money so i cant play anymore today THANK GOD

> $MSFT $NVDA - MICROSOFT: ANNOUNCING AN AI FOR NUCLEAR COLLABORATION WITH NVIDIA MSFT must not be allowed to enrich uranium

Thank sweet baby Jesus I dropped my NFLX @ $98 and BABA @ $180. Only to take that capital and put it in MSFT....FUCK

I'm a msft bagholder but that's not what makes them money. It's all about cloud. If we valued it because of windows it'd be like a $50 stock 

SPY green but MSFT google still fk

$MSFT $NVDA - MICROSOFT: ANNOUNCING AN AI FOR NUCLEAR COLLABORATION WITH NVIDIA will msft take nvidia with them to the bottom or will nvidia take msft back to the top

MSFT panicking. Now they are doing Nuclear?

Imagine not buying the MSFT dip. They're literally running on 90% of the world's computers

I full ported MSFT shares at 405 (with margin) and cut my losses at 400 Thank fuck, I would have been wrecked by this

MSFT randomly dumps I hate this market

MSFT drilling because anthropic clearly winning the AI war. And it's not even close 

Why is msft pegging me?

They say don’t time the market but selling MSFT on Friday saved me so much money

Wtf going with msft ?

Why the fuck is MSFT down

Msft you is dragging my 3 digit portfolio down. Whats u doing man.

MSFT is now at a sub 20 forward P/E.

Spy almost green and MSFT not going up at all 🤣

I should’ve sold on that MSFT pump 😭

cant wait for war the be over, iran and trump have a peacedeal, spy going to 700 and msft probably will be back to 380 by then!

MSFT pumping, thanks Nutella

MSFT is the only stock that truly reflects the US decay

msft down 35% from ath

who else stuck on msft calls every fking day

Just came back from university WTF HAPPENED TO MSFT LOL?

Btw u guys , msft is still dead with this pump Lmaoo

MSFT is genuinely a bag. But I’m holding. I don’t even give a fuck if I lose money at these prices

Who is looking at MSFT and thinking "hmm, seems overpriced, I better sell"

Holy sell off lmao. Well done MSFT

Great Scott MSFT!!

Huh. Paper traded options to figure it out last week. All my shit is green. MSFT Mar 27 392.5/382.5 up bigly. Why is my real account red. Fuck you.

MSFT: Fuck everything we learned from Clippy, full port copilot

I went green on these MSFT calls for one minute. That was my cue to sell

No, the main reason is because MSFT reported 39%, down from 40% and everyone thinks its decelerating even though they have a 625 billion backlog

MSFT is down because they were only able to sell ~3-4% of Copilot seats to orgs and they spent TENS OF BILLIONS to do so. Needless to say, AI has not been popular, or at the very least, MSFT is losing the AI race.

Is MSFT in “generational dip” territory yet?

Msft ready to fly

Too many gay short sellers on MSFT. At least let it pump a bit first

MSFT is 32% from ATH's lmao

Stock go up, sold MSFT put stays the same. You can't explain that. (0 liquidity)

Chat software is dead for a few months. You’re used to owning msft and not trading it. For the next few months you need to trade msft not own it.

Damn bought 1DTE MSFT calls at the low and it bounced so hard and saved my calls. I exited quick af

Where do we think the floor is on MSFT?

MSFT bottom is in

At this point a move back up to -1.5 for msft will mean spy green… dam the juices they are good