MSFT

MSFT analyst upgrade to $650

MSFT be pumping

Oh my God MSFT finally quit shitting the bed.

Press F to pay respects for MSFT shorts

MSFT straight ripping up.

Yes, that's it, MSFT, move your ass. I'm still down like 30k so you have a lot of room to make up, you piece of shit boomer stock. Earning next week better see you at $490 minimum.

msft looking like solid buy

Meta and msft so oversold

And MSFT, dam can’t have a nice red day

MSFT welcome back to the party

Full ported msft calls at open. 38% gain on the port. I’m out. Happy Friday fuckers. I’ll see you degens Monday!

Msft 2.5%

AMZN and MSFT actually not being regarded today for a change.

idk you tell me I blinked and my MSFT 90dte call just randomly went up another 20% and qqq was green

Holy green dildo MSFT. DJI might be a dip buy opportunity.

Shrek dildos on msft, love to see it

Holy shit msft!

Sold MSFT calls yesterday, of course it rockets lmao

Msft +2% today please

Msft green dildo plz

Knowing MSFT, shit is going to dump. Buying puts at open

Watch msft. Landing big military contracts

Tbh msft looks cheap here

MSFT $25+ pop on deck

whats the vibes on msft?

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 480.0 before 28-Jan-2026 11:56 PM -05

Thoughts on MSFT earnings?

MSFT puts tomorrow … If it’s a dump day might be a good one 0DTE

Who’s still holding on for dear life to their SOFI/META/MSFT calls like a little bitch? 🤣🤣🤣. Intel is the most recent addition to this cast lmao

Outlook was down today, Intel will be down tomorrow in support of MSFT, DUH!

Yes keep clowning on MSFT just like you regards did with GOOG same time last year then come Q42026 you proclaim MSFT Stock Market Jesus and its his 2nd coming.

Sofi or msft or both next week? Thinking sofi.

MSFT Global Outage really fucked up my Outlook today. Calls it is!

Puts on msft lmao. Outlook DOWN STILL

Puts on MSFT outlook not working lmao

I love you MSFT it's so awesome when I tell my windows 11 PC to shutdown and then you tell me it can only update and restart so I have to hold the fucking physical power button like a god damn cave man until it shuts the fuck off

SMR and MSFT ready for major up move

historically msft doesn’t really dip down this low so could be a good buy, idk what they are actually doing tho, they don’t excite me at all as a company so i’m personally steering clear for now

i'm thinking msft for earnings because it has been so beaten up and how can it go lower but then again I think of what happened with Netflix lolol

Probably MSFT

MSFT, NVDA, or GOOG at these prices?

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 480.0 before 28-Jan-2026 11:56 PM -05

Just closed my MSFT calls I bought last week. Cool $16k loss. They expire tomorrow and not expecting the MMs will allow 450 to stand :/

Die MSFT.

Only down 50% on my MSFT contracts now. I should probably sell now and take the $6,500 but ill probably watch it all go to $0

Just need MSFT to get to 490 by tomorrow 😎🎲🎰

OpenAI and Altman is in difficult spot. Company is gonna be broke by 2027 and they made every deal with every single company not named Google for any cash they can get. Suddenly that divorce from MSFT look terrible now that Daddy Nadella isn't opening up his purse to bail out Sam every time he run low on cash.

OpenAI gonna be broke by 2027 then MSFT or AAPL could just buy out the company for pennies on the dollar. Sam Altman should've sold OpenAI to MSFT for a king's ransom and literally retire the world's richest man.

MSFT looking a little juicy

AI = Asset Incinerator. Ref: MSFT, META, GOOGL, AAPL. Well over a trillion in market cap in 6 months turned to ash.