MSFT

META/MSFT. That is not organic buying. That is algos squeezing you after loading you up on puts for 5 weeks.

Wednesday MSFT META TSLA report earnings, should be a fun day

Trouble with moves like MSFT is you wait for a pullback to go long and theres none. Just straight fucking up.

Bro this is me, watching MSFT for months and then it rips

So an outage is what sends MSFT up? Wtf

The rumor is that now that Buffett is gone, BRK is buying MSFT. Hence, the 450 to 470 run today, and 600 once it is publicly disclosed. Thank me later, regards.

MSFT up like 3% and my April calls are still -50% 😮‍💨

I guess MSFT should have massive server outages more often. Jfc.

SLV has 5 times as much volume as MSFT today. Wild

# rip msft bers....

SEC just blindly ignoring random MAG7 sync'd pumps for years... We should have the hundreds of thousands of reddit users send complaints to the SEC... You can't chart/TA when you see the manipulation right in front of your eyes this long... No 1 market maker can do what is happening with MSFT and META and AMZN today... It's so stupid...

I sold my MSFT position yesterday for breakeven cause of the downgrades, right now it would be up over 10k. This really isn't my week. I think I am done. Making shit mistakes all week man. FUCK

About time MSFT🥹 go baby go

Sold msft 452.5 puts 1dte right before close yesterday. Thank gawd

The market is a wealth transfer mechanism from bears to bulls. META is a great example of this. MMs sell puts all the way down over 3 weeks and then squeeze 10% in 2 days. Disgusting manipulation. Exact same situation in MSFT. Look at the pull/call ratio spike and then the squeeze. It's deliberately set up this way to collect as much premium as possible from put buyers. The market is rigged and if you're buying puts, you're a sucker.

May have sold my MSFT calls a little too early. But oh well 38% gain on the port is what I’ve needed. I can’t let greed get me

Gooning to MSFT chart

Did MSFT cure cancer?

Wouldn't that be great? MSFT is one of my worst performers over the past year.

Msft to 600 this year? Stay tuned.

I severely regret selling my MSFT calls so early this morning

HOOD Calls and then MSFT Puts at 468

MSFT analyst upgrade to $650

MSFT be pumping

Oh my God MSFT finally quit shitting the bed.

Press F to pay respects for MSFT shorts

MSFT straight ripping up.

Yes, that's it, MSFT, move your ass. I'm still down like 30k so you have a lot of room to make up, you piece of shit boomer stock. Earning next week better see you at $490 minimum.

msft looking like solid buy

Meta and msft so oversold

And MSFT, dam can’t have a nice red day

MSFT welcome back to the party

Full ported msft calls at open. 38% gain on the port. I’m out. Happy Friday fuckers. I’ll see you degens Monday!

Msft 2.5%

AMZN and MSFT actually not being regarded today for a change.

idk you tell me I blinked and my MSFT 90dte call just randomly went up another 20% and qqq was green

Holy green dildo MSFT. DJI might be a dip buy opportunity.

Shrek dildos on msft, love to see it

Holy shit msft!

Sold MSFT calls yesterday, of course it rockets lmao

Msft +2% today please

Msft green dildo plz

Knowing MSFT, shit is going to dump. Buying puts at open

Watch msft. Landing big military contracts

Tbh msft looks cheap here

MSFT $25+ pop on deck

whats the vibes on msft?

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 480.0 before 28-Jan-2026 11:56 PM -05

Thoughts on MSFT earnings?

MSFT puts tomorrow … If it’s a dump day might be a good one 0DTE