MSFT

$MSFT CEO why not fired yet???

How is the Iran war affecting META, MSFT, SOFI? Their revenue is tied mostly and even only for SOFI tied to the US. This is just the market de-risking and they're getting sold off more than the index. 3,6 and 12 month calls!

FFS MSFT just go up a little.... it's not illegal!!!

why MSFT always the leader of the landslide

i can’t wait to see the msft loss porn me while im holding a msft position down 40k

Whenever I see the ticker $LUNR, I read it as "Lunar" instead of "intuitive machines" Whereas when I see tickers like $MSFT, I read it as "Microsoft" Anyone else do this?

i wish i full ported MSFT at 384 rather than 405 like a regard

Another day of getting downvoted by the MSFT bag holders as I continue to say it’s still a great short right here

MSFT wtf? Retirement fukt soon to be fukt behind Wendy's.

Thank you to whoever talked me out of buying MSFT 450c june leaps

Chuck Norris died doing what he loved doing best, bagholding MSFT Leaps 😭

Shout out to MSFT for offering generational buying opportunities every day for months.

Tempted to dump 30k in msft calls

currently down 40k on my MSFT position, GUH

Let this post serve as today's big FUCK YOU to msft, thank you for your attention on this matter

Is MSFT ever gonna recover? Windows 11 is horrendous and everyone hates copilot, no redeeming qualities so far.

I offloaded all my MSFT shares and I’m dancing boys. Bitch ass CEO kwik-e-mart looking motherfucker

MSFT is too darn cheap here

Finally sold MSFT. Fuck that company who even uses that anymore. Stocks going below $300

Holy fuck bro tell me how I managed to pick MSFT and META to be my biggest BAG7 holdings

All the bers on MSFT finally convinced me to open a position, will dca from here

Just sold MSFT and loaded up on RIVN

No hope at all for msft

Just sold 1,072 shares of MSFT and I feel so RELIEVED. Fuck that mark ass company

MSFT down 21% YTD

where is that guy who bet 12k on MSFT for his surgery? RIP, broski

Msft has had the worst goddamn week

Thinking of the guy on the front page that YOLOd on MSFT calls lmaooo

Just bought MSFT $400c 03/2027 - I hope that was not a mistake.

MSFT down 30% from ATH

MSFT going tits up. WTF? My retirement is getting fukt. Pretty soon Imma be joining the young retards and $CORN bros behind Wendy's. This sux.

my MSFT calls are not doing so hot

everyone bearish on MSFT i’m buying calls

Damn MSFT bulls

MSFT fucked me

MSFT bols sweating blood rn

MSFT 450 seems as distant as this war ending

another day, another red dump for MSFT. Already down 1.5%

I guess we no longer need MSFT, GOOG or Meta .

You all thought MSFT will be safe even though SaaS is dead? No MSFT is going to $500B valuation

Thanks for that MSFT. Just lost 3k in 5 minutes

MSFT versus META battling for most worthless company

Anyone have the MSFT CEOs email

MSFT too. I don’t think Microsoft seen green since 24’

If Trump wants to leave a legacy he needs to tweet rn that the USA is investing $500 billion in MSFT

WOW... MSFT is fucked!

Is this the MSFT "Dip"

MSFT about to be a penny stock and I need to practice my sloppy toppy technique for Wendy’s

So will MSFT bounce off 380 or just plummet through all the way to hell?

buy MSFT and join us in Viking Valhalla