MSFT

Hoping for MSFT and GOOG to stay silent until my monthly investment plan is executed end of next week

yeah, MSFT

Msft stop being a pos for one day pls

MSFT is a dead stock. Windows is dying. Office will become irrelevant. Fucked up CoPilot bigly.

There's an imminent threat to my MSFT position.

Msft red at open it’s so obvious

If MSFT doesn’t go up, I’m gonna co-pilot myself right off a cliff

Open AI's imminent IPO and MSFT eating shit is an interesting combination

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!banbet MSFT 370 1d

MSFT negative y/o/y is wild. The Open AI thing is crumbling fast.

One single time msft one fucking single time let us look at our port in relief

Msft red at open

MSFT we eattin good baby. About to boil up some ice cubes with KETCHUP and MUSTARD

i just closed my MSFT position for $12 gain

Msft fuck u when you dump you never recover but when it comes to gaining your gains it never holds. Genuinely fuck u. The biggest pos stock ever fuck me for getting calls for microslop ts gonn go to zero

MSFT & UNH Real deal

Msft please don’t give all your gains at open

MSFT @385 0DTE calls are free money

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!banbet MSFT 440 35d

Anyone else here believe Msft going to 440 before earnings or am I the only regard?

MSFT 400 today

The uncertainty in this market is crazy but the only thing for sure is that msft will go down lolllll

msft please pump

MSFT DOWN 1.7% PRE MARKET WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE GREEN 😂

so are MSFT puts just free money?

Msft will never have a Green Day

Msft plz I beg of you

MSFT dumping everyday is honestly getting really fucking old

If MSFT doesn’t go up soon, I’m going to co-pilot myself off a cliff

Is it not fucking crazy that MSFT is down 33% from ATH? I mean this stock has been absolutely curbstomped the last few months, just an absolutely diabolical downtrend. It's so tempting to try to catch the falling knife.

Damn. I wish my average cost for MSFT was $373 instead of fucking $393 😔

MSFT is going red tomorrow whether or not market goes green

!banbet MSFT 400 66h

Tomorrow Nasdaq up 2%, MSFT -0.2%. Which is why it’s my favorite stock to sell calls on to you guys

Will my baby msft go up tomorrow?

Everyone except GOOG and MSFT holders are celebrating. I’m GOOG and MSFT holders!

bought another share of goog and of msft...shit will keep dropping

MSFT baggies saying the "bottom is in" for last 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂

there it is boys it's the MSFT bottom signal

No troll, the days of Microsoft is coming to an end. For the longest time the argument was that all large businesses were built using Microsoft so they were stuck using them. With the rise of these new tech companies and capabilities however, migration has never been easier. Even office has been seeing widespread disruption by gsuite in the government. Azure is the only star of MSFT and even then it's compromised by having most of its bookings derived from Open AI.

This type of environment is perfect to hedge by getting short names like MSFT that were lagging before the war and have serious fundamental concerns. Great beta when the market goes down, and still even make money being short it when the market goes up too

1 upvote and i'll full port msft

MSFT

Just think of all the whining you’re going to have to hear tomorrow from the MSFT bag holders when it’s flat/down while the Nasdaq rips

Is that why msft dumped today 🤔🤔🤔

Man Msft got in bed with open AI just looking into it about 45% of their revenue backlog is from Open AI. Talk about a circle jerk for the books

Can we get a relief rally on msft pls my asshole is fucking gaped

Tomorrow’s Agenda 🗓️ • 6:30-6:45am: SPY drops 5%, sell my puts • 6:45-7am: MSFT jumps 20% sell my calls • 7am - 1pm: take a six month nap 😴