MSFT

so the msft news was fake and we still have not recovered? lol

Watch MSFT finish flat or slightly green today but NVDA stays red

#FK U $MSFT NEWS TANKING RANDOM SHIT

MSFT being morons is bullish because well, just because

So msft fakes their death and then gives a flaccid half V? Are they stupid?

Why MSFT taking so many Ls lately

Imagine all the green today if MSFT didnt sht the bed

>BLOOMBERG: MSFT ANNOUNCES $50 BILLION INVESTMENT IN OPENAI. OPENAI ANNOUNCES PURCHASE OF $50 BILLION IN 365 AI COPILOT LICENSES.

Ai race to the bottom, MSFT starting to admit defeat. Lets see How much they really made so far on Copilot?

Still probably a grain of truth behind this false MSFT report, not a good look.

No one is talking about how expensive the Copilot Pro is in comparison, that’s on dumb fuck MSFT for inflating their mediocre ass system

Let's look at all the MSFT flops over the years.... mp3 player Zune, ipod crushed them Windoze phone, iphone crushed it! They're a one trick pony, they will fail at Ai and Cloud too

#FUCK MSFT SCAM PIECE OF CHET

what is the FIRST thing MSFT said was true he he

MSFT news fake LOL. They scammed you bears

MSFT salespeople currently applying for new jobs, no way they are getting their bonus this quarter

So many dumbasses bought $MSFT weekly calls after the algo pump

I told MSFT to get it's shit together earliler and it's coming back up. You're welcome. Let me know if you guys need anything else this morning.

So, the question is when does TSLA's share price catch MSFT?

amzn, msft, nflx, ba... Basically just close you eyes and buy baby

made 4k off that fake ass MSFT sales quota dump of the day

Msft doublespeak going on

MSFT responded to the fake news, stock is starting to recover a little bit.

Whoever releases fake news like the MSFT one needs to be jailed immediately

MSFT HAS NOT LOWERED AI SALES QOUTAS. The information quotes

I hate this market so much, full of fake news I literally just said "this is algo dumping pre so they can buy the MSFT at open" holy shit manipulation

MISINFORMATION once again with FUD and Msft doesn’t even recover Sue that shit news outlet

MSFT fake news. That means PUMP TSLA, of course

MSFT: There is no war in Ba Sing Se 😁

# IMAGINE FALLING FOR THE MSFT FUD # MARKET ALREADY KNEW IT WAS FAKE AND THAT'S WHY IT WENT GREEN # LITERALLY TOO EASY AT THIS POINT

MSFT FUD was fake news

$MSFT - MICROSOFT HASN'T LOWERED SALES TARGETS - CNBC so we dropped because of fake news ?

Msft manipulation cool cool

MSFT has not lowered sales targets from CNBC

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$MSFT - MICROSOFT HASN'T LOWERED SALES TARGETS - CNBC

Msft gonna close close green to fuck your put lmao

MSFT HASNT LOWERED SALES TARGET??

yo wtf huge MSFT dildo HUH

# MSFT 😝

wtf MSFT. this shit is so dumb

MSFT: J/K on the bad sales, it was just a prank bers

msft telling cnbc to fud off

Lol bro are you fucking kidding me MSFT saying that was a lie lmao

I guess the paper handed MSFT people have been cleaned out...

MSFT a buy here? or it continues shitting itself?

msft just shitted on me

imagine getting berish on the market just because people realized MSFT is ass

Msft wtf is you doing