MSFT

So will MSFT bounce off 380 or just plummet through all the way to hell?

buy MSFT and join us in Viking Valhalla

Is msft a buy yet at 383?😂

Damn msft getting reemed

same here, MSFT please reach 500$ in 1 year, i cannot wait too long ...

clearly too many regards here bought msft

msft bag holders hold on tight

Msft cratering

Really picked the worst of em all, msft

MSFT ruined my life

People crying over Tesla msft nvda and spy down 1%, while SMCI holders …..

full port MSFT at 350

MSFT chart now displays an NSFW warning due to gaping bol anoos

MSFT holy fuck

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SPY bears probably celebrated too early. MSFT bears are probably safe and should party like it's 1999

I know trump who knows bibi who knows the supreme leader of Iran and he told me msft gonna print at open

Here comes the volume on msft

0dte $390 calls on $msft at open, putting in 100k

MSFT such dogshit. Nothing has felt better recently than selling the top on that bounce

$msft for sure today

MSFT about to head to 380 shits a fucking piece of shit

Might sell some MSFT and buy TSLA calls. It'll pop back quicker than everything except CVNA.

Enough is enough msft

I’m gonna go shit in MSFT hq lobby. Not the lobby bathroom. But the lobby floor. They shit on me. I shit on them.

MSFT bag holders, your pounding continues today

msft really the new ibm huh

Msft down goes Frasier

MSFT red again nothing new

GOOGL, MSFT, AMZN and shorting DAL are going to be my coffin nails

I'm bagholding both META and MSFT, I must be very wise

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!banbet MSFT 440 8w

Can't tell if the people claiming that AMZN, MSFT, META are going to keep falling / stay flat for 2 years because of capital expenditures reducing eps are serious or trolling. Surely most investors know that the market is forward looking...

I need more of you retards to post MSFT loss porn so it can pump

I walked in on my ex wife fucking my ex brother then they proceeded to kick me out of my own house Even they didn’t fuck me over as bad as MSFT

I just learned young people no longer say Power Point, they call them Slide Decks And some of y'all still buying MSFT calls? They're cooked

1. Tell the SPY 700 folks to stop building castle in the sky.. at least for 2026 2. Tell both bulls and bears they suck so bad at going into options 3. Show your biggest $1 gain porn. 4. Tell them you full port into SMCI 5. Tell the MSFT that it will drop further into the $320.

i flipped the wrong side on msft earnings 3x in a row and flipped wrong side of meta earnings 3x in a row aswell but i wont sell my calls, if i lose the rest of my 5k calls so be it

my liquidation for msft is 375 and im scared lol

MSFT with lil bonner

MSFT has burned me more times than any loved can ever

MSFT BULLS ALIVE OR THEY ALL DEAD ?

At least my MSFT calls will just slowly become worthless while offering abusive boyfriend levels of “just one more chance.” SMCI will just murder your calls and save both of you the grief

I wish I would have full ported in GLD calls instead of MSFT calls

My MSFT call leaps shaping up to be worse than my March madness brackets

I WAS AT WORK ! WHAT THE FCK HAPPEN TO THE MARKET ? 😵‍💫 I SEE MY MSFT CALLS UNDER WATER

The last good thing MSFT did was Halo: Reach

MSFT is going to go back to 400 then back to 390