MSTR

Close short puts and calls (ASTS chief among underlyings) expiring, use secured premium to enter GLD LEAPS and possibly short puts on BRKB. Manage remaining TSLA/MSTR gamma/vol trades, possibly exit MSTR entirely. Clean up book and balance deltas on various (AMZN, GOOGL,) maybe roll or reconfigure AMZN longs to risk reversals. Manage any positions that get wild or plummet. (Can only check in at open, midday and power hour, so must be efficient.)

I loathe 🌽 but I also need those MSTR and MARA puts I sold to fucking die so if it could do one more dumb pump to 95k I'd appreciate that

Sold some MSTR 150p's for March in case crypto shits the bed further, wouldn't mind wheeling that scam company at that level, worst case

This buttcorn chart is really damning tbh, even with all the dollar creation, institutional propping and MSTR solo pumping it cant hold anything. Like kinda makes me scared about the liquidity situation in the overall market type bad.

MSTR getting fucked. The world is healing again

Not really, bears are very wealthy if they shorted MSTR

How come no one talks about MSTR and PLTR anymore? 😔

so i shouldnt have bought leveraged mstr?

Eyes on MSTR

!banbet MSTR $200 30d

Embarrassing ones: TSLA and MSTR, legged into short calls at abt 2, entered long calls and short puts earlier (IV dependent.) Realized I don’t really have a thesis on TSLA and gamma flip on MSTR is more likely after the book lightens post-expiry. And vanna is brutal over the wknd unless Monday open flies.

imagine buying MSTR calls at $160 after a 66% crash in November expecting a rebound and now your $ is gone

MSTR

I've been mostly trading MSTR options bc of the high volatility every day. Any others like that? TSLA comes to mind but any others?

We should keep a party when MSTR goes bankrupt

if you can't bank on mstr puts what is the world coming to

grabbed some MSTR puts

MSTR can fall off a cliff today

I like getting puts on MSTR

My nflx puts ✅ My mstr calls ☠️

mstr puts look like the obvious play so I’m buying calls

*checks MSTR chart HOLY

Trump is making America the crypto capital of the world. The clarity act will send BTC to 150K. Don't miss out on this opportunity Trump is giving you to buy MSTR.

Alt view: MSTR could refinance and would never need to sell. [https://www.tradingview.com/news/newsbtc:ef6d60de2094b:0-only-an-asteroid-can-sink-mstr-s-bitcoin-bet-cryptoquant-ceo-says/](https://www.tradingview.com/news/newsbtc:ef6d60de2094b:0-only-an-asteroid-can-sink-mstr-s-bitcoin-bet-cryptoquant-ceo-says/)

Time to raise some cash for MSTR blowing up and sending buttcorn to 50k

lol. Just saw MSTR bought 22k BTC at $93k a few days ago. These guys are so fucked. As is BTC.

I don’t see how you can buy BTC with the Hindenburg that is MSTR heading towards you. It’s basically inevitable, and as soon as they sell it all collapses as they get frontrun.

It will go to 40 at least, the cycle is real. Actually it will just go away completely and die because MSTR is going to fail.

Is it really as simple as just buying MSTR long dated puts?

Its kinda crazy how buttcorn literally is just propped up by MSTR buying it at this point, and we are getting another liquidity crisis right now because everyone has noticed and there are literally 0 new buyers and 0 greater fools buying the scam. I wonder if they can save it like they did in October/November or is this the one that sends it spiraling 50%.

mstr opening under 150

I cut down my MSTR into half, I had feeling corn will dump

For the regular May Index Review, MSCI has a published calendar: May 2026 Index Review announcement date: May 12, 2026 Mark your calendars for mstr liquidation

🥭if you want to go true tard and distract market from yourself being a pedo tell everyone tmr that US will start selling gold to buy 🌽 . -mstr bagholder

Beloved WST members, Think, please, think. If two of the most manipulated assets are skyrocketing (gold and silver), why on Earth should Bitcoin not? Its features make it the ONLY safe haven asset. Having exposure to it through BTC treasury companies is just common sense. Buy ASST, MSTR, etc. Don’t cry later.

Imagine unironically being long MSTR right now

In other news: Japan market scary. Metaplanet (Japan's knockoff MSTR, world's 2nd largest 🌽 treasury) went -13.5% today. They've got ~35,000 BTC at a cost basis of $107k per; they've *been* underwater since October. Markets definitely don't need a big-ass 🌽 liquidation this week, on top of other things.

Dear lord, All I want is for MSTR to blow up with crypto and for Pokemon to be found at MSRP Thank you

MSTR killing BTC by centralizing it 🤣

MSTR announces $100000000000 btc purchase and price still tanks lol

You guys notice how Bitcoin rallied the past 8 days? News article just came out that MSTR bought another 2.3B of Bitcoin in the last 8 days. Literally no one but MSTR buying LOL

MSTR bought 30k btc in 2 weeks and price still tanks. goes to show how bad this is

MSTR mass liquidation coming lol

Trump is the most pro-crypto president of all time. He's making the USA the crypto capital of the world! Buy the dip in MSTR!

MSTR holders have sex every day. Just not in the way they wish

i might be going insane for saying this but MSTR calls. this seems like retarded enough day that they might print

All in mstr calls. Free money regards