MSTR

Wth happened to MSTR? Insane bounce

What copium is this ? MSTR is down 43% YTD

Imagine selling Mstr at the yearly low of 155 today to see it up almost $20 now after hours

MSTR at noon was probably the single most bearishness I’ve ever seen in a single stock in WSB. Probably doubles from here in 3 weeks

Can't win with mstr. Shit will randomly pump. I'd get longer dated puts because the downward trend will probably continue.

Sold my puts at the literal bottom on MSTR before that pump. I would of been cooked

I agree MSTR is a scam. But I believe today it might hit the bottom. But this doesn't mean its gonna V back up. But worth keeping an eye on it

Uhhhhhh losing money on puts with MSTR is definitely talent

Wow. I’m going to be the only asshole in weeks to lose on MSTR puts…. I swore it was going to take a straight trip to 80 without bouncing…. At this rate, it’ll be 90 again by the morning…?

yeah but people call MSTR a scam pretty much all the time, especially when it was diluting every other day near their $400+ highs.

Heads up that anytime the dusseldorfs in here start calling anything a scam, it should be viewed as an automatic buy signal. MSTR was easy money this morning.

NVDA into MSTR today has led me to inform you all: Christmas is no longer cancelled. 😎 Happy holidays to everyone except the 🌈🐻

Not for mstr no. Maybe for other stocks. In the past 40 trading days mstr has moved either +/- $20 10 times.

I did expect mstr to go up again but not in a perfect parabola. What even is that graph.

I should not have taken that 2k on those MSTR calls.. they up over 5k rn feelsbadman

i said it would go $175C this morning on $MSTR, i just didn’t plan on having a margin call before it happened💀

MSTR really?

MSTR buys below $160 were juicy

imagine all'ing MSTR at 158 and watching the green candles right now

Ngl I felt like Warren Buffett when I bought those MSTR calls today 😭

Mstr always does that. In the long run it will most likely keep decreasing but on any given day it's a tossup. Btc can also randomly pump 2%.

if MSTR goes green for today i’ll give out free BJ’s behind wendy’s

Last minute at close I bought Mongo Puts & MSTR puts… both on a rocket. Bitcoin slaughtered, MSTR rallying like it’s on a rocket since it bottomed 😂😂

Rocketed? You guys are way too zoomed in, mstr has been in a persistent downtrend for 2 months and along the way it has had 6 +10% relief rallies, but is still 50% down.

thank you MM lords for the holy V of MSTR, hookers are back on the menu!

How does MSTR go up

I called the bottom of MSTR at 154 this morning. I’m going to be rich finally

Who got rinsed in MSTR Puts today 😭

Somewhat reasonable recovery for mstr

I probably left a lot of money on the table with MSTR but oh well. Last time I held weekly’s overnight I got burnt.

Highest MSTR volume day of the year.

mstr just rocketed back up based on what?

MSTR calls

Wanna see a dead body?  *shows MSTR buyer of puts at todays bottom*

from margin call to $3k profit on $MSTR in a day wtf

MSTR kept his $1B as "reserve" instead of BUYING THE FUKING COIN DIP. Even MSTR won't buy coin at this price... LOL

MSTR barely dropped 4% while coin dropped 6% ===> equity buyers don't know shit about coin. they are bag holders.

Why is anyone buying MSTR hes literally diluting shareholders to pay the dividend. 

Imagine buying MSTR above 500

I swear MSTR calls are free money. Everyday 🌽 has a negative day I buy 3-6 months out calls that’re down 40% on the day, wait 3 hours and sell them +15-30%. Like 5x in a row now this last 2 weeks

Mstr was 450 in July and hit 156 today and that's when you decide to buy puts? 🤌

Anyone catch MSTR at its lows

Currently 2nd highest MSTR volume day of the year, only a few million shy of April 9th.

MSTR is a ponzi built on fake internet money typically bought by people bad with money.  I don't see what could go wrong.

Let’s pump MSTR for the LOLs

I feel like a genius not selling my MSTR calls at -70%

Sold MSTR at 170 for a 115% gain 🔥🔥 full port up 100% today let’s go.

Ahahahahaah!!!! MSTR I love you!!!!

Hate it or love it. Still a crazy ”recovery” for MSTR

Is it time to full port MSTR