MSTR

Trump is the most pro-crypto president of all time. He's making the USA the crypto capital of the world! Buy the dip in MSTR!

MSTR holders have sex every day. Just not in the way they wish

i might be going insane for saying this but MSTR calls. this seems like retarded enough day that they might print

All in mstr calls. Free money regards

MSTR bears getting steak tn

MSTR & BTC are both truly regardable.

MSTR DOWN 5% pre market lmao easiest banbet yet. Didn’t even need to open

This seems like the day where only the most retarded stocks go green. MSTR, TSLA and such

Still can't believe I felt like I genius when selling my MSTR puts at 395

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MSTR puts will absolutely print wow

!banbet MSTR 150 1w

time for MSTR monday BTC purchase and more dumping. $150 break soon

Imagine owning mstr or bitcoin and losing money everyday no matter what and not selling last week when you had an opportunity to recover at least some of your losses

I am perfectly situated to make 50k tomorrow if things come up Milhouse. Spy and iwm and TSLA and MSTR down. Gold silver miners up. Defense stocks up.  Perfect storm. Instead, I am positive I will somehow lose 6k. Fuck all this.

Some people bought MSTR at $500. Who?

Call MSTR

MSTR

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!banbet MSTR -5% 2d

Went short MSTR at $410 and BTC at 119k. L F G to $0!!!

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kabbowkabbow** bet **MSTR** goes from **174.26** to **185.0** before **23-Jan-2026 05:01 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet mstr 185 4d

lol MSTR tank tomorrow

Nobody ever listens to the random on WSB saying to load up on MSTR calls and MSFT Puts before the long weekend. Remember me 👽

Pltr tsla cvna mstr

people gonna make a lot on mstr and bmnr

I recently became a bitcoiner via MSTR thinking it was the bottom. I get the whole be your own bank thing... but the diamond hands HODL thing, man, it's tough being a bitcoiner

And there goes my MSTR calls…

Ok if we need to start ww3 for Greenland… but mstr fails. I guess it’s worth

Congrats to MSTR put holders

If BTC keeps tanking like this, $MSTR short holders are going to be able to afford 2 tortilla and 2 broccoli. Maybe even 2 chicken.

Hey Alexa, play "It's going down" by Yung Joc r/bitcoin & r/MSTR

All the $MSTR millionaires can now be found near or inside a Wendy's dumpster

Such a weird stock MSTR is. How would you even evaluate it?

Im sitting on MSFT puts and MSTR calls 🍵

MSTR moons on Tuesday

MSTR is the strategy. ASST is the strategy. OPEN is the strategy. Deep value to be unlocked. And you, my people, have now been warned. Happy returns.

Buying OPEN, MSTR, ASST, and NFLX is inevitable at these levels. Easy 3-4x from here. If you are not willing to tolerate some volatility, then you might deserve to earn a 2% in perpetuity, if lucky. You have been warned.

Made a fuck ton on MSTR calls and MSTX commons from last week and earlier this week before the pump then put half of that in RIOX (2x RIOT) right before the AMD deal, thinking I’d just ride the BTC beta. Doubled down on SMCI calls after the dip too. Doubled down on Thursday IBIT calls on the dip today too. Lost a little on MSTR and APLD breakout calls today and QQQ 0DTEs, but I’ve had far too much good luck for the universe to abide by. You might want to sell everything.

MSTR did the EKG pattern today

Die die die mstr

mstr holds a fuck ton of corn and corn is down

RIOT up 12%, MARA up 5%, MSTR down 1%. Can somebody make sense of this bullshit?

Gonna get more MSFT puts and MSTR Calls for next week on discount👽

MSTR

mstr going lower than zero today

The lord our god spoke to me on January 2nd and said to buy MSTR Calls He spoke to me again yesterday for MSFT Puts expiring next week. Remember me 👽

Mstr die