MSTR

Again, instead of laughing you should have been buying mstr at 156. What an opportunity!

This is absolutely insane MSTR

Lol imagine these fucking suckers getting pulled in by this fraudulent MSTR pump. Good luck, retards, keep buying the derp.

MSTR pumping

Oof MSTR

MSTR +6% from the lows, netted +2k lets goo.. (my shares are down 100k+)

Thank fuck Mstr won’t get S&P inclusion

hmmm mstr could rip to 200 by eow with shorts piling in

People are buying MSTR

MSTR only down 7% feels like a green day

I was promised MSTR 200 over 3000 years ago

MSTR was such an easy buy when it was down 12%

Imagine buying MSTR at 450$ lmao

MSTR looking good 😊

Up 50% on MSTR calls. Do I sell

MSTR going green LMAO

Praise be. MSTR continues to pump

Will MSTR hold or continue to dump?

The MSTR sub cope is legendary

Mstr valued under its btc holdings prob good for short term swing tbh

$MSTR... just put the fries in the bag yo

We could short squeeze the shit outta MSTR

MSTR going green would be hilarious

idc what the indices do as long as mstr and quantum scams stay down

MSTR gonna be the next Lehman Brothers **LMAO** 🤌

Buying some MSTR here for a bounce to $200

MSTR Selloff ==> BTC Selloff ==> More MSTR Selloff ==> BTC Selloff What a magnificent feedback loop

Holy shit MSTR being -10% today is making my hole weak sorry I mean whole week. Drinking sailor tears

Mstr down 10% is so beautiful

My MSTR entry point was $220.

MSTR will unironically file for chapter 11 within a year.

if MSTR bounces I think I might kill myself

can mstr go below 100 before eoy? many people are asking

MSTR is ass, you are all the dinglberrys that will be getting picked out Tom Fuck Cucked You Lee 🫵🤡

Strategy would sell its Bitcoin if its market-adjusted net asset value, aka mNAV, dropped below 1—meaning the company is valued lower than the value of the assets it holds. Isn't this inevitable? MSTR doesnt do anything besides hold bitcoin right but also charge a premium because they have overhead costs. BTC is fucked lmfao

Anyone catching that MSTR 🔪?

MSTR is a bigger fraud than Enron ever was

just gonna short MSTR all the way to $100

I tried to be a smart contrarian and bought mstr calls hedge with qqq puts

Does anyone remember the guys username who shorted MSTR and capitulated at the absolute top and closed for a massive loss??

So it seems most institutions would try to liquidate mstr now, they literally announced they only have less than $2 billion cash reserve to keep them afloat to meet debt obligations 👀

MSTR is headed to double digits

Surely my MSTR puts can’t keep gaining value after the stock is already down 11 percent today… unless?

Can't MSTR pay their div in BTC? Are they stupid or what?

Wow MSTR to $100 lol

lmao I post about MSTR and get the redditcare message

Anyone want to see the greatest joke of 2025? Google MSTR and hit the YTD button on the chart. Boomer index funds performed better 😂

Is MSTR at 100 a play?

$QQQ pretty much recovered from -1% and $MSTR at basically lows of the day.....not gonna be a good week for $MSTR

I don’t understand why anyone would buy mstr, like fart coins are whack, but why not just buy one of thr 50+ etfs that are now available?