MSTR

Why the fuck is MSTR pumping

guys look at mstr rn what happened

MSTR WHAT

where is the mstr weekly retard err trader at? how is he doing?

Loaded MSTR calls for Jan 15 MSCI decision, moon is likely scenario 🤔

Thinkin MSTR puts hmm

Man wtf. I sold my MSTR calls at the literall bottom today.

"WHY ARE YOU 🌈? SHOULD I CALL YOU MSTR?"

MSTR running out of money lol. no one believes saylor when he says he will not sell. if he sells, price will crash even more. People shorting BTC and MSTR to hedge MSTR debt which was bought last year.

What do the other 1533 employees at MSTR do? Watch Saylor press the buy button and cheer him on??

Die MSTR!

About to go buy MSTR calls, I'll post the video after

wtffff mstr and hood shit

To all who bought my MSTR short calls yesterday, thanks. lol

MSTR is the the biggest trash stock ever

thinking of mstr calls here it generally bounces back. may be a spread with 150 as breakeven

mstr weeklys guy is toast. rip.

Genuinely when is MSTR a buy? This Ponzi scheme looking pretty good at these prices

When is the bottom is for MSTR? I’m starting to want to buy that little Ponzi scheme.

MSTR is a cult 🤣

MSTR 🐶💩

MSTR lol

well - btc gave up its breakout. mstr and hut8 both slipping back.

why didn't i short mstr today FUCK

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MSTR’s majority equity is in bitcoin. If bitcoin dumps then MSTR will be forced to liquidate.

MSTR has a mNAV of 0.87x; BTC has gone down 10% in 1 year while MSTR has gone down 60% in the same time frame 🤣

when do we go to "mstr calls only" mode? cause I am already there alone :(

i have a post-it note on my monitor that literally says "mstr puts only" but today i lost money on calls anways

I fell for yesterday's fake pump in MSTR again.... FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

MSTR might be the worst stock ever 🤣

Not a joke anymore MSTR to literal bankruptcy 0

I'm not even surprise MSTR is down. They diluted their shares way to much. Back down to 150 this week.

What time MSTR to Zero?

Imagine owning MSTR where the goal is to dilute shares to pay for another guys bitcoin lmao holy shit is this stock real

Every time you think that MSTR bear dick is finally dry, boom, cum in your face

why are hood and mstr down? ugh

I took a very small stake in MSTR yesterday and now I can see why it's universally hated lol. Shit just dumps constantly for no reason

fuck you RKLB fuck you MSTR

MSTR literally going to 0 lmao

65% chance MSTR will be reclassified by MSCI. easy money?

I have calls on Nvidia, Chevron, XON, Apple, HAL, VLO, Apple, Microsoft and MSTR. Which ones will 10x today? Nvidia and Chevron????

MSTR has a max of 20 days before its long decline into the winter of doom

Call MSTR

I see that's why it's declining. Kinda seems like a raw deal holding mstr stock unless you think bitcoin will fly soon.

Mstr broke $200 at current btc levels just a month ago. Hes just been selling so many shares to buy more btc driving the price down

If michael saylor fucks off and quits diluting for a few days mstr will fly

Mstr, asst, upxi Crypto will moon