MSTR

Was just browsing the MSTR sub for fun, and saw that I missed that the company has been officially credit rated 30 days ago. Commenters were like „let’s go“ while ignoring that the rating in question was „B-“ aka bottom-of-the-barrel shit-tier junk. Can’t make this shit up

🌽 is such a joke. The whole market is up bigly but it won’t move and therefore MSTR won’t move either

if i didnt buy MSTR puts i would have been so cooked this year lol

MSTR chart... like a perfectly strait 45 degree angle lower

MSTR looks juicy at this price

Better than advanced money destroyer or MSTR

Mstr bols who recommended the stock to relatives last Thanksgiving 🫠 LMAO 🤌

So I'm balls deep in Nvidia calls and MSTR calls and Meta calls I bought today..may have been one or my less retarded moves which is rarer then seeing actual leprechaun with a pot of gold

Here me out MSTR calls next week. Out the money

I have somehow guessed up or down perfectly for 1 week straight. I went from $500 -> $15,500 in 2 weeks with $2500 of it already moved to my bank account. I plan on selling all my short dated stuff tomorrow and fully fund my emergency fund. Will leave my 3/20 $170 MSTR call and 2/29 $170 NVDA calls open - Everything else is getting sold at market open. I might make a full post about this one, it still doesn't feel real.

Sounds like you got your feelings hurt about mstr being a ponzi. Did Saylor leave you holding a bag?

The Math Calculations I see floating around, This $MSTR will be either $10000 or $10 by 2030

Do it MSTR, buy those spite puts!

I got banned from the MSTR group for posting a link explaining why it’s a ponzi.

im surprise burry didnt short mstr, given his previous grift with btc being a scam. Or i guess he got burn too many time during btc momentum that he got scared off, just like he got scared of tesla. I guess it will take some momentum scare him off on nvda and pltr next. Then he can go cry about the next overvalue thing.

MSTR falling down the stairs this past month.

News outlets accusing Nvidia of being Enron to take the heat off the real Enron: MSTR.

Instruction unclear, now holding lots of MSTR. How do I profit off it?

They said it’s good when MSTR drops because now they have more bitcoin per share… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhg

JP Morgan unironically offering to do structured notes for bitcoin investments while trying to get MSTR delisted from NASDAQ and saying that BTC is a great asset, my god, JP Morgan mean-girling like a jealous ugly cunt. Jay Pee, MSTR fucked your boyfriend before you met him, let it go. Also, JP Morgan, fuck your shorts.

MSTR more bye bye tomorrow

You mean MSTR?

I don’t know man $MSTR looks good long term opportunity here

There is clearly a bubble within the MSTR shorting community.

gonna keep shorting mstr on its bounces

Corn and MSTR bulls getting left in the dust lol

feeling fomo for mstr puts free monies right?

MSTR with fake nose and mustache

Whenever I start to feel bad for MSTR bagholders, I head over to r/MSTR to read the comments. Then I no longer feel sorry for them and I take profits on my MSTZ. Going to rinse and repeat until it stops printing.

MSTR santa

MSTR like enron or worldcom. garbage can on fire

MSTR looks like Bear Sterns in 2007/08 lol

is this where MSTR finally dies?

Do you have money in MSTR? Of course you do, you're retarded.

Can't believe so many regards are in MSTR, how do you convince yourself to buy this

MSTR calls just cut my net worth in half …. I wanna die

Lol good to see the MSTR sub is in the “we are being attacked by banks” stage of bag holder denial

!banbet MSTR 140 7D

MSTR so fucked. Even if Saylor does not sell, the common stock will be worthless and BTC will drop 80%. basically, his money will be gone regardless, as weill investors $

MSTR bond holders shorting btc and mstr to hedge, death spiral for BTC and MSTR

!banbet MSTR 150 10D

Lol MSTR monthly chart is absolutely insane. Just a straight down line. lmao.

Trump's $2K tariff dividend will come in the form of $MSTR puts

MSTR - a sign of things to come 

Imagine still believing in MSTR

MSTR drilling thinking it can mine BTC

i visited the mstr subreddit and its really… something 

if your STRATEGY was to go all in on MSTR calls like some were saying they were doing the last few days, then you’re Saylor-made to be exit liquidity