MSTR

Congratulations to all the MSTR bagholders.

MSTR Baters can't even afford shambles.

Someone here needs to grab my phone and sell these MSTR calls for me. I can’t bring myself to do it.

My 8 month holding of the line against MSTR has finished today. 56% gain overall. Using the proceeds to bet further against BMNR Fuck Crypto Treasury companies. They are ponzi schemes

MSTR is a legitimate business establishment.

Didn't MSTR say they'll have to sell some of their BTC holdings if BTC hits 80k?

Put all of my salary in MSTR, retirement coming in 1 month 🥳

That's the neat thing, it goes bankrupt. Mstr is betting that bitcoin will eventually be a store of value like gold, buying the stock is a gamble on that. Massive payoff if Saylor is right, going to zero if he isn't

feeling retarded and bought MSTR $200 call

bitcoin down 5% = MSTR down 10% bitcoin up 5% = MSTR up 3-5% at this rate, MSTR will go to zero lol

Should MSTR call buyers double down?

$MSTR wagging the dog on BTC price Saylor hoisted on his own retard

Who is buying MSTR today?

it’s dumping again, this is coinageddon for MSTR, i’ll log off and wait for margin call notification lol

Mstr just hit an all time low. Gotta buy the dip even if I don’t like btc, it’s not going anywhere 

**MSTR 155… 155… do I hear 155?** **Going once… going twice… SOLD to the panic-buying degenerate in the back!**

mstr straight up dying

Another day another MSTR 💩

what exactly does Microstrategy / Strategy / MSTR even do (other than lose value)?

#which dumbfuck decided to add MSTR to any serious index

Reminder MSTR fair value is $290 please buy here

So which one of you fellow redditor tinfoils is gunna tell me about the Japanese yen and Mstr being connected or some shit? Or do I go to X ?

lmfao you can always count on MSTR dropping another 6% after market open. Watched this shit go -10% like 4 times in the last 4 months

MSTR sub 50 end of year

The mstr ponzi collapsing before our eyes. Twitter ai reply bots in disbelief

Buying MSTR leaps, that space ship was cool AF

Bye bye, MSTR :D

$MSTR... so let me get this straight. Company issues stock to buy an asset that has no cashflow. Company uses $1.44B of the proceeds to fund a reserve to make debt service and dividend payments. Company dilutes shareholders. Oh... makes sense if you're a CLOWN.🤡🤡🤡🤡

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!banbet MSTR +20% 30d

is this the MSTR bull trap

Aside from all these MSTR "experts" popping up in chat lol. PUMP NBIS, ty

Instead of laughing you should be buying mstr...just my opinion 🤌

I can’t seem to sell these MSTR calls at 70% loss

At this point we just want to see MSTR hit $100 for fun, right?

The 6-month chart on mstr is wild: $458 to $157

fuck i sold my MSTR shorts too early again today

Do I full port mstr calls here??

There is no sane world in which MSTR continues to be a legitimate business

MSTR sets up USD reserve to ~~power its bitcoin reactor~~ cover our ass when this shit goes to 0

So whats going on with MSTR? 🧐

ok i am actually growing concerned for the mstr holders at this point

$MSTR next support level $20

Hedge Funds now shorting MSTR bc Saylor revealed he’ll sell corn to buy back shares anytime mNAV is below 1. Hedge funds testing Saylor now.

The MSTR copium in this sub is hilarious

Probably still the best crypto related stock by far tho. Outperformed corn, mstr, coin by a huge margin

$MSTR might actually be going to 0 lol

MSTR, please... I can only get so erect. Nah fuck it, it'll be worth the trip to the hospital to see that stock continue to burn

Holy fuck mstr

MSTR "guidance" being worse because bitcoin went down is the most hilarious thing LMAO