MSTR

paper handed my MSTR puts for a measily $500 gain. Would have made $37k if I could hold ffs. On top of it, I told myself that was my last options trade and bought TLRY at 1.66 :(

MSTR tards giving hopium to each other that Saylor gonna be on Joe Rogan's podcast. This is what happen when you try to find anything bullish in a bullshit stock.

What Btc price does Mstr have to sell?

MSTR is going to zero

Tbh mstr to 0

I hate MSTR 😡

I can officially say i am a bag holder for MSTR! F@#$

RIP MSTR.. This time it feels real...

MSTR puts are helping to pay off my house

Holy shit, what a day. I have, after having lost on like a dozen bets, finally gone green on an MSTR short bet (MSTZ calls). Feels real good man. Throw in RGTI and QUBT puts also turning green and it brings a tear of joy to my eye. Sometimes things do make sense. For a few minutes, at least, until they shrek dildo me right in the butthole again.

If Gamestop bought gold instead of bitcoin, it would be the new MSTR

Imagine buying MSTR as an investment now lol

So happy MSTR is going down below $300... scam shit stock should be trading at $150 at best.

MSTR about to crash through the floor

Fuck mstr can crash and burn bro 😡 that shit is a scam

I hate MSTR

MSTR calls

Had MSTR leaps when I opened the position. Couldn't stomach the thought of any more volatility than that. 😂 I did fine on them, but not worth the loss of sleep, lol.

Good entry for MSTR?

MSTR puts been easy to trade lately. Buy on a few $ swing up and sell when it drops $5

Waiting for one of you to long yolo mstr because of its P/E ratio.

ABAT: something worse than MSTR ,COIN, or BTC

Michael Saylor in shambles right now... crypto might still go to 200k later in the year but for now? MSTR has gone down about 30% since July hahahah

Mstr to $100 plz

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Imagine being unironically long MSTR

MSTR/MSTY subs in shambles

Breaking: OpenAI has partnered with MSTR to bring "AI powered bitcoin" and "bitcoin powered AI"

L $0 L, those regards over on r/MSTR punching the air rn, frfr, nocap.

A regard made $200k from $2k By buying Iren Musk calls & stock I copying their strategy and bought .BBAI drizzy calls  .Openzio Cortez Calls .Mstr Wonderful Calls Expiring end October 

I don’t even know how to be a gey ber Bought : mstr, bitf, nbis, apld

I don’t even know how to be a gey ber Bought : mstr, bitf, nbis, apld

MSTR is enron 2.0 but worse

C'mon MSTR time for bankruptcy

MSTR looking tasty for some longer dated options Just gotta buy now and wait for one of those weeks where it gains +$50

#THE ONLY THING THAT’S DEAD IS YOUR MSTR BAGS, LMAO. 🤌

I was so close to buying mstr puts yesterday I literally closed the app at 3:59 and said nah fuck me

!Banbet MSTR $320 4D

MSTR 280??

300 support on MSTR broke

Mstr -10% today

Thank fuck I decided to sell my MSTR leaps early. Fucked in butt deep.

If you want to buy a ponzi, buy the alpha ponzi (bitcoin and MSTR) If you want to buy a meme, buy the alpha meme (gold and silver)

lol MSTR -30% over past 3 months. this is what it looks like when a scam finally unravels. like bank stocks in 2007 and early 2008.

Paper gold and silver markets were made for one reason and one only…. To manipulate the physical one. Do not trade paper compared to owning the physical. It’s like owning mstr vs buying btc. Don’t use leverage or middle men is the only way you get out alive.

anyone know why MSTR has been such crap for the past 3 months? It's down about 30% in that time...

OPEN ASTI MSTR

Send mstr to $400 🤡

Why is MSTR green when BTC is down? Can this stock go to the depths of hell where it belongs

I need MSTR TO 450!!!