MU

What's the deal with MU? Significant beats across the board

Lol mu

MU you suck

MU closes under 400 tmmr LMAO

MU options up in smoke

MU earnings "beat" but those are numbers I would expect from a 100B company. Rough.

Bols cooked even MU rugged

FU MU

Its OK MU....Just let it go. When the Future open tonight we're all fucked anyway. No need to fight back....Just relax and let it go....

MU turned red lol IV crashed

MU bols LMAOOO

MU is drilling 20-30% by open tomorrow. Market wanted much more for a company which has literally gone 100% from last report lmao

How are my MU 910 calls looking?

$MU Q2’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 Adj. Revenue: $23.86B (Est. $19.74B) 🟢; +196% YoY 🔹 Adj. EPS: $12.20 (Est. $8.9) 🟢; +682% YoY 🔹 Adj. Gross Margin: 74.9% (Est. 69.1%) 🟢 🔹 Adj. Operating Margin: 69.0% (Est. 62.2%) 🟢 🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $11.90B (Est. $8.93B) 🟢 Q3 Guide: 🔹 Adj. EPS: $19.15 ± $0.40 (Est. $11.7) 🟢 🔹 Adj. Revenue: $33.5B (Est. $22.5B) 🟢 ± $750M 🔹 Adj. Gross Margin: ~81% 🔹 Adj. Operating Expenses: ~$1.40B Segment Performance: 🔹 Cloud Memory Revenue: $7.75B 🔹 Core Data Center Revenue: $5.69B 🔹 Mobile and Client Revenue: $7.71B 🔹 Automotive and Embedded Revenue: $2.71B Other Metrics: 🔹 CapEx: $5.0B 🔹 Adj. Free Cash Flow: $6.9B Financials: 🔹 Adj. Operating Income: $16.46B 🔹 Adj. Operating Expenses: $1.42B (Est. $1.41B) 🔴 🔹 Adj. Net Income: $14.02B 🔹 Cash, Marketable Investments & Restricted Cash: $16.7B Capital Return: 🔹 Dividend: $0.15/share 🔹 Quarterly Dividend Increase: +30% Commentary: 🔸 “Micron set new records across revenue, gross margin, EPS, and free cash flow in fiscal Q2, driven by a strong demand environment, tight industry supply, and our strong execution, and we expect significant records again in fiscal Q3.” 🔸 “In the AI era, memory has become a strategic asset for our customers, and we are investing in our global manufacturing footprint to support their growing demand.” 🔸 “Reflecting confidence in the sustained strength of our business, our board has approved a 30% increase in our quarterly dividend.”

Announce Iran war end, spy 700, mu 1000 life would be good

You already have a bet going - MU to 500.0 before 18-Mar-2026 11:01 PM -05

MU only +2% from earnings? I can't touch myself to this

WHAT THE ACTUAL F, was MU nuked with growth hormone?

BREAKING: MU Earnings - 100 million dollaz expected vs. 100 BAZILLION dollaz actual!!!!

My gosh MU annihilated earnings ... will still destroy options with IV crush, doubt we see a 10+% move

When does MU report

holy beat on MU earnings everyone knew it was going to happen but wow

Wow. MU smashed earnings.

Fuck spy. We on MU

Actually unreal how much money MU is making lmfao

yk what MU sure keep oscillating buddy

MU bouncing up and down like your mom on a Friday night

$MU Micron Q2 Earnings Adjusted revenue $23.86B, est. $19.74B Adjusted gross margin 74.9%, est. 69.1% Cash flow from operations $11.90B, est. $8.93B Cloud memory revenue $7.75B Mobile and client revenue $7.71B Core data center revenue $5.69B Automotive and embedded revenue $2.71B

BUY MU

MU is having a fucking seizure

Whoever made the Theta play on MU is feasting

mu earnings EPS 12.2 vs 8.73 exp Revenue 23.86b vs 19.51b exp

U fucks joking about MU sending me crazy

My MU Credit spreads are gonna feast.

Mu doesn’t know what to do lol glad I sold my puts dayum

MU with the seizure

Dammit mu up 2%

MU beat EPS by 40%

Mu rugged so hard my anooos felt violated 🫣 and I barely bet a few dinners only on it..

MU LETS GOOOOOO

MU save me

Bye MU

Mu -30% please

MU shedding $7 in one minute is a good omen

How many retards got MU calls? All.

fucking MU lol

Mu got leaked early wow. 

MU drilling im in shambles

MU 475 incoming 🍀