NOW

so NOW khamenei Jr decides to fuck me saying he’s keeping the strait closed at market open

OMG thanks random dude calling broker to close position NOW

CHINESE GOVERNMENT TELLS STATE REFINERS STOCKPILES UNDER 'STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE' ARE OFF-LIMITS FOR RELEASE FOR NOW, SOURCES SAY LOL[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032056431642624255)

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

STEINER’S COLUMN ANY DAY NOW

*SOURCES SAY TACO IS SHITTING HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW BC IRAN DIDNT FOLD AS FAST AS VENEZUELA

He gonna drop the “NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY” and he’ll be referring to gasoline in your cars cuz that shit is getting expensive

sell everything NOW

IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW ^^please

**CRAMER** SAYS AI IS IN THE *SWEET SPOT* RIGHT NOW fucking fade it bro it's over

JUST WANNA LET Y’ALL KNOW THAT Y’ALL CUTE AND HANDSOME NOW PLS PUMP MY HOOD BAGS

4 YEARS FROM NOW this regard is gonna blame new admin for ISIS 3.0 he is creating right now LMAO

I want my oil and I want it NOW!

I need it to be morning, NOW!

Medicines, food, water, house cleaners and disinfectant, shave blades, toiletries, extra fuel, power banks, upgrade any tech you want to now, cars if you're in the market for one, extra tyres, motor oil BUY IT ALL NOW

Already bought all the dip ! Release the oil reserve NOW !

i wonder how they got to that point... like its known by now that the strait is a killbox. is it like... some bigwig calling the captain on the phone like "LISTEN YOU PISSANT, I DONT CARE. GET THAT SHIP THROUGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ILL FIRE YOUR ASS!"

someone GET ME THE NEXT FLIGHT TO IRAN NOW

NOW - Trump, while touring an Ohio pharmaceutical plant, calls the Iran War a "little excursion" that will "keep us out of a war."

HIMS IS NOW A $100 STOCK

Oh NOW you crash after I sell my puts for a zero gain. Fuck this market

APOCALYPSE NOW THE SECOND COMING... GETTING THE COPYRIGHT ON THE MOVIE NAME. ALL I WANT IS PRODUCTION CREDITS AND HOTEL FOOD AND BEVERAGE REINBURSEMENT. OH AND A LAMBO... DESERT CAMO PAINT. LOL OIL $300

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD PUTS NOW!

Put asts into the BECKY index NOW

PANIC BUY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

get this man a peace prize NOW

IRAN HAS 2,000 - 3,000 SEA MINES AND UNLIMITED DRONES FOR ATTACKS ON THE STRAITS. RUSSIA IS NOW BACKING IRAN MILITARILY. OIL $300

SIR THIS WAS PRICED IN, NOW BUY SOME CALLS MR CHINESE NUMBERS GUY

Pyjama traders just realised the strait of Hormuz being sniper alley for oil tankers is not bullish. We should be red for a week, but we will close bigly green after Mango's market hours announcement that Sam, Tim and Jensen have agreed to invest 500 billion in an AI ship forcefield factory in Kentucky that will break ground in 2034. SO HOT RIGHT NOW 🔥

Bam Adebayo just scored 83 points. NOW I can take down my Christmas tree!

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY NOW

This is so fucking bad. Omg. If people are releasing their oil reserves NOW, wtf do y'all think is going to happen in a week? Lol

*"No! Stop! Hey! Stop laying tho... HEY! I MEAN IT! DONT DO IT! DONT! I SAID STOP!"* "OH NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DON... HEY DONT LAY THAT OTHER MINE!"

Fat retard better buy Amazon gift cards NOW

STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW THE MOST DANGEROUS AREA LAND OR SEA IN THE WORLD. IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS TO CLEAR THE AREA OF MINES TO MAKE IT SAFE FOR TRANSIT. THIS WAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN EXTENDED TILL YEAR END AT LEAST. YEAR 1 OIL $300

THE ADULTS ARE PANICING...THE TIME IS NOW🫴

PUMP THIS SHIT TO SPY700 NOW!!!

I swear there are so many sleeper cell bears that see SPY go down a full percent or more and then go “NOW is the time to buy puts!!” And they ALWAYS buy the bottom like ??? Only buy puts for the next day when SPY is green you stupid fuck.

Nobody decides that NOW is the time to buy. Bad gdp, bad jobs, bad inflation report, war, oil rising. So why is there a bid? And, no, it’s not 401k money coming in. Why is there even a bid AT ALL right now. Would love an explanation

FAKKKKKKKKK I THOUGHT PUTS WOULD PRINT. NOW IM 87% DOWN FAAKAKAKAKAKAKA

here we are resistance, NOW REJECT

# TOLD U BOOLS NOW THAT I HAVE SOLD, IT WILL GO DOWN 🤓 🤡

BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT IS OUT NOW

BULLS SO FUCKING LOUD WHEN IT PUMPS AND NOW NOT A WORD.

We want Vix at 35 NOW

US killed their Regime and his father ! Do you guys think now they gonna be like oh okay let’s talk ! HELL NAHHH ! THEY GONNA DRAG EVERYONE IN THIS WAR NOW ! ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING OVER

#**IS THE STRAIT ACTUALLY OPEN RIGHT NOW OR IS THAT FAKE NEWS??**

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO! ITS SAFE NOW!!

JBLU PUTS NOW NOW NOW NOW

Mr president QQQ is under $600 we need a statement IMMEDIATELY! Mr president the reporters are mad about the girls school in Iran you need to stall! Mr president the Epstein files are gaining more attention we need a Cuba plan NOW!  Mr president inflation is trending in the wrong direction we need rate cuts ASAP!