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To summarize 🥭’s address in one sentence: NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY -DJT

I think MSFT is finished. Toast. Caput. If you can still get out, get out NOW.

I HAVE NOW STOPPED 9 WARS, A TERRIFIC STOP, PROBABLY THE GREATEST STOP WE HAVE EVER SEEN, AND DEFINITELY THE GREATEST 'GREATEST' THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BREAKING NEWS: PRESS CONFERENCE IS LIVE NOW

GREAT WAR EVERYBODY! NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS!

# NETANYAHU PUNCHING AIR RIGHT NOW LMAOOOO

I FORGOT AMERIFATS HAD TIME CHANGE 1 HOUR EARLIER NOW I DIDNT SELL MY +12K ON MY QQQ CALLS cries in europoors, all my gains gone by tomorrow

‘War is very complete’ NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE!

#NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY

RELEASE THE >!OIL RESERVES!< NOW!

Did you miss my RCAT signal last week? If so.. don't miss TPL now! Pump in progress live RIGHT NOW

OIL NOW UP 30% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BREAKING: The world is now experiencing its largest oil supply shock in history, losing nearly 20 million barrels of oil supply per day. Top oil supply shocks: 1. Hormuz Closure (NOW): -20 million b/d 2. Iranian Revolution (1978): -5.5 million b/d 3. Yom Kippur War (1973): -4.5 million b/d 4. Iraq-Kuwait War (1990): -4.3 million b/d 5. Iran-Iraq War (1980): -4.0 million b/d 6. Russia-Ukraine War (2022): -2.0 million b/d The current supply shock is roughly the same size as the top 2-6 COMBINED.

OIL REFINERIES ARE NOW THE SPECIFIC TARGETS. OIL $300

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAHA KILL ME RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHA

MY OIL TANKER NOW WORTH MORE THAN ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD. LOL

#IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO BUY?

# FKING PIECE OF 💩, I AM SO BITTER RIGHT NOW. # I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MY MONEY ON DRUGS AND PROSTITUTES INSTEAD, WHY THE FK DID I LISTEN TO YOUTUBERS TO "INVEST"??? # WTF! I HATE THEM. GIVE MY MONEY BACK.

I can see the midnight tweet: “Some say we have the HOTTEST oil prices anywhere. Going up is a GOOD SIGN WE ARE WINNING! Anyone disagreeing is a loser like Jerome “I want low gas prices” POW!ell (who refused to lower interest rates because oil was TOO LOW AND CHEAP, BUT MUST NOW DO SO!!!!!)”

# **NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY, ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY - DJT US PRESIDENT**

Gonna be pretty hard to get Gulf Arab money for datacenters when their money is LITERALLY ON FIRE RIGHT NOW

NOW THIS IS PODRACING!

OIL DUMPING GET OUT NOW SAUDIS RELEASING BARRELS

IRAN LEADER STANDING IN FRONT OF DUBAI AIRPORT... NOW YUSE CAN'T LEAVE....

BOLLS ARE FOCKED: THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY NOW

Iran president is apologizing to neighbors bro. Time to TACO NOW.

MY BROTHA! I feel exactly the same. This NOW, SNOW, ZS, PANW and RBRK Calls were cheap as hell last 2 weeks. Glad I stayed the course and bought. Like I am so pumped for EOY

15 minutes later >BAHRAIN AND QATAR ARE NOW BEING TARGETED

JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION ! HIMS 21 dollars calls are at 0.03 per contract ! NOW JUST IMAGINE YOU PUT only 100 dollars for fun in that shit ! 😵‍💫 the gains are going to be diabolical

BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALLY DESIGNATES 3/16 AS THE "HOLY TRADING DAY" WHERE ALL CALLS WILL GUARANTEE PRINT. GET IN NOW.

I need either 680 or 660 no in-between and I NEED IT NOW

AND NOW. WE PROCEED TO DUMP. Same shit over and over since October.

Closed all my QQQ PUTS for profits THIS IS NUTS! DON"T HOLD ANY PUTS NOW

NOW carrying my port

"NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY"

WHAT THE FUCK NOW

# THERE IS A PLAN # I REPEAT: THERE IS PLAN # NOW: FREAK OUT AND SELL OFF

THE FED WILL NOW HAVE TO HIKE RATES INTO A RECESSION LMFAOOO

BREAKING NEWS: JOB REPORT IS OUT NOW

FRIES. BAG. NOW.

HOW MANY CHAIRS ARE YOU SITTING ON RIGHT NOW

I sold my NOW calls to early 😢. Sold them on Tuesday.

Up 20% on NOW and 10% up on RBRK since beginning of Feb. This market sucks but has serious gifts if you’re willing to take it.

DOW IS 50K NOW!!!!

ITS VERY SIMPLE; LOL FIRST THERE WERE NO BITCOINS THEN SOMEONE TYPED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER AND NOW THERES BITCOINS BUT THERES TOTALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 21 MILLION EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER SCARCE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE CREATED LITERALLY FROM NOTHING LOL AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM VALUABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARCE BECAUSE ONLY 21 MILLION CAN EVER BE MADE EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP AND THEY REPRESENT SOME SUPER COMPLEX MATHS EQUATION THAT GOT SOLVED BY YOUR COMPUTER THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATHS EQUATION IS OR HOW IT HAS ANY VALUE BUT TRUST ME BRO ITS WORTH $100 THOUSAND EVEN THOUGH FIAT DOLLARS ARE FAKE AND NOT WORTH ANYTHING MY DIGITAL CODE-COINS ARE WORTH $100 THOUSAND OF THEM WHICH MAKES SENSE AND WE CALL IT "MINING" BECAUSE ITS JUST LIKE GOLD AND THATS WHY EVERY BITCOIN IS DEPICTED AS BEING GOLD (WHICH IS JUST A SHINY BOOMER ROCK LOL) ONLY CRYPTOS DONT ACTUALLY EXIST WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TIED UP ON THESE EXCHANGES THAT COMPLETELY DOMINATE MY ACCESS TO MY CRYPTO AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY ID AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO CASH OUT EVEN THOUGH CRYPTOS ARE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS BUT THEY'RE NOT BITCONNECT SO ITS OK BUT DONT LOOK AT THAT LOOK OVER HERE ANON B-BAM ITS GOING UP!!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT OH I CANT REMEMBER NEVERMIND ANYWAY MUNNEEEEEEEE! KA-CHING KA-CHING. WE'RE ALL RICH

LMAO NOW HOW BOUT THAT

GYNA ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW LMFAO

Cramer just called the war BULLISH SELL EVERYTHING NOW

# **NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY.** # **THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**