NOW

WOW. JUST IN, TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS COMING IN FROM TARIFFS. AMERICA, SO HOT RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

#### 🚨 I CAN'T ACCESS X. CLOUDFLARE PUTS RIGHT NOW 🤡 🤡 🤡

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW - Warren Buffett

Certainly none of us who watched SPY go up 50% in 6 months. For sure it is due for 10% more RIGHT NOW it's a mistake! And then take that number, and put another 30% on top next year. DID I STUTTER 🤖 

Watch mango do the "NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!" tweet again but this time retail buys up and gets unloaded on by whales

NOW WHERE DID THAT GUY THAT WAS TALKING SHIT ON THE BAN BET GO LMAO

Market needs Prozac. This was bound to happen with the anxiety ridden younger generations owning more and more assets. Poor Brayleighney has been afraid of her own shadow since her first iPhone 3 at 9 years old. Of course she’s cashing out that 401k when every screen she encounters screams ITS A BUBBLE SELL RIGHT NOW. Even tariff time didn’t have the media pushing fear this hard.

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW BULS

OK! for all you .....RETARDS..... or have a short interest welcome to 2025 it does not take 20 years to build a Uranium Nuclear Reactor....What? welcome to 2025......ok!! how about modular reactors OKLO and SMR... shipping containers and mobile ship reactors already in service or US submarines????......HELLO Marty McFly we need energy NOW!!! cause of your sex toys recharging cable and AI data centers for porn...☢️⚡️☢️

NOW is the time for ROPE🙃

Who here is the MOST HIGHLY REGARDED? We need your wisdom NOW more than ever so we can INVERSE YOU TOMORROW. Please post your highest prized regarded moves for tomorrow.

#PENCILS DOWN NOW!

WALLSTREET NOW SCARED OF AI BUBBLE? Wtf are you going to make money off if you don’t prop this shit up. Calls

#MANGO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

SERENITY NOW

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

Finally some green, close the markets NOW!

# I BET SAYLOR IS DUMPING. # HE KNOWS THAT SHIP IS GOING DOWN AND THIS TIME IT WON'T RECOVER. THIS YEAR THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMMIES BOUGHT IN. AND NOW BTC HAS FOUND ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER: THE ULTIMATE STUPID OF SOCIETY.

# NOW KITH LMAO🤌

🐻: I play my AI bubble card. SPY's life points will slowly drain away tehehe 🤭. And on top of this I summon Michael Burry in defense mode! Your move 😏 🐂: You have played well bear. But you are no match for my next cards. I summon Berkshire Hathaway in attack mode and play my Opening in Alphabet card! The effects of your AI bubble are negated! NOW BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY, ATTACK HIS MICHAEL BURRY!!!! 🐻: nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

HUGE SHORT SIGNAL ON BTC. SHORT HARD NOW

I USED TO BE RESPECTFUL. BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND. BULLYING IN WSB COMMENTS IS A MEANS TO SURVIVE THROUGH THE BULLYING YOU’RE GETTING. ITS A CYCLE AND IT MUST CONTINUE FOR THIS SUBREDDIT TO CONTINUE. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

>INTEREST EXPENSE ON U.S. NATIONAL DEBT HITS A RECORD $1.24 TRILLION IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS — MORE THAN DOUBLE IN 4 YEARS AND NOW HIGHER THAN U.S. DEFENSE SPENDING 😬

"PLEASE DONT RELEASE THE FILES IM BEGGING YOU. THEYRE A HOAX BUT ACTUALLY REAL AND WE'RE INVESTIGATING DEMOCRATS NOW (EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE THE HOAX)" -Innocent man with nothing to hide

and NOW google decides to fucking pump???

GREEN DILDOS NOW OR IM GONNA START BREAKING SHIT YOU HEAR ME?

Come on spy back to 686. NOW

It's down .10% in last 10 minutes panic the fuck out and sell everything NOW.

RETARDS FULFILL YOUR DESTINY. BECOME THE EXIT LIQUIDITY OR ASCEND TO PARADISE. ALLLLLLL IN NOW

Sell META NOW

sale over. mother of V is here. Bers get back to your wendys shift NOW.

everyone knows how i feel bag holding UNH NOW

Kinda funny institutions are concerned NOW about over valuation of equities, especially AI. PE has been nuts for a long time now. Still can't figure out why now?

WE NEED TO KEEP PUBLICLY SHAMING THE MARKET!!! LETS GET THE MANAGER ON THE PHONE NOW!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, IM CALLING CORPORATE!!!

HOW WILL PEOPLE AFFORD A PEPPERMINT MOCHA LATTE FROM STARBUCKS NOW?!?!? NOW EVERYONE IS A PLEB!!!!

DONT CATCH THE FALLING KNIFE, DADDY BUFFETT IS LICKING HIS LIPS RIGHT NOW!!!

I just NOW fully understand why the hedge funds are all in sky scrapers. When I saw my portfolio this am, and went and jumped out the window to end lt all.. I looked so fuckin dumb as I stumbled 4 feet down from my ground level office. My neighbors thought there was a house fire.

#Game over, Man, GAME OVER! ##WTH ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!

CAN ANYONE COMFORT ME IM SERIOUSLY NOT OK RIGHT NOW.. ARE WE GONNA BE OK?

NO TWEET CAN SAVE YOU NOW BOL BER NOW HOLDS THE EPSTEIN FILES BER HAVE THE POWER

EMERGENCY RATE CUTS NOW!!!!!!!!

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW - Warren Buffett

ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE US NOW IS THE SUPREME COURT RULING TARIFFS UNCONSTITUTIONAL TODAY STUNT ON THEM HOES CLARENCE THOMAS

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY STOCKS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

NOW SANTA! DO IT NOW

ODDS OF FED HOLDING RATES NOW GREATER THAN CUT https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

I'd be buying SPX DEC 6000 PUTS NOW!!!!;

#I NEED MY 2K STIMMY NOW!!!!

#BULS BE LIKE "SHUT DOWN THE GOV NOW"