NOW

Stay up for another 30 min so I can get cheaper puts. Lol These dumbass algos will believe anything. WAR IS OVER. ALL TROOPS TO BE SENT HOME IMMEDIATELY AND OIL IS NOW FREE

Even if Iran surrendered RIGHT NOW the global disruptions caused from this war will continue for months, no point in trying to understand why we are green.

“Open the fuckin’ strait you crazy bastards” NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD BULLS JUST START DIGGING NOW YOU CAN COLLECT YOUR BLINDFOLD AT MARKET OPEN AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

NOW OPEN THE F*KING CASINO!!!

OPEN THE CASINO NOW!! 🎰

2 WEEKS AWAY WE HAVE TO GO IN NOW

WE WILL NOW CALL IT THE GAY OF HORMUZ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER EDIT: FUCKIN'

OPEN THE HORMUZ NOW OR I WILL EXTEND THE DEADLINE EVEN MORE!!!

Iran War recap: Rubio: Sir, if we attack they will close the Strait of Hormuz Mango: They don't have the balls to close the Strait of Hormuz Hegseth: Sir, they just closed the Strait of Hormuz Mango: OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ NOW INSHALLAH

🥭 SAYS HE BELIEVES HE CAN GET A DEAL WITH IRAN BY MONDAY, IRAN NEGOTIATING NOW -FOX NEWS INTERVIEW prefiring the 🌮 rn

🥭: LISTEN IRAN, WE DESTROYED YOU 38 TIMES ALREADY, BUT WE NEED YOU TO OPEN THE STRAIT NOW.

OK NOW they don't have air defences for real now.

My arse cheeks are clenched from the comfort of my own home reading about that F-15 imagine what that crewman on the ground must be feeling right now. HIS ARSE CHEEKS MUST HAVE FUSED TOGETHER BY NOW, GLUED SHUT!

Everybody acting like Donald JUST NOW started shit with Iran

GUYS IM A MULTIMILLIONAIRE NOW WW3 MADE SPY GO TO 800

make da line move, NOW!

IRAN IF YOU DON'T GIVE US OUR PILOT RIGHT NOW WE WILL USE A NUCLEAR WEAPON TO VAPORIZE YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WAR CRIME

WE GOT FOUR BOOTS ON GROUND AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT COOKED NUMBERS RIGHT NOW?!

FIND THAT PILOT NOW

THIS IS BS! OPEN THE MF CASINO RIGHT NOW!

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do not hang yourself instead go to your local costco and try their hotdogs NOW

Sus… army chief of staff Randy George was probably screaming invading Kharg Island is a suicide mission. Well now he is gone as of NOW. “U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has asked Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to step down and take immediate retirement. The circumstances are unclear, CBS News reports.”

I NEED A GOTH GIRL TO MANIPULATE ME RIGHT NOW

“SPACEX IS NOW REPORTEDLY TARGETTING AN OVER $2T VALUATION AT IPO “ Generational short opportunity

NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SELL!

NOW??? 😭

🥭 literally did a "YOU DIDN'T LOWER THE PRESCRIPTION PRICES SO NOW WE'RE GOING TO DOUBLE THEM BY TARIFFS" huh Jesus fucking Christ

OMG CLASSIC. I tried shorting all morning and now I'm trying to long and NOW ITS DROPPING.

AND SPY NOW STOPS RIGHT AT 0.00 THIS IS A FUCKING SIMULATION LMFAOOO

just bought more NOW calls. Everything under 100$ is just criminally undervalued.

who is pooping RIGHT NOW 🙋‍♂️

microslop surviving better than market st open, it means spy will pump and it will dump so PUTS NOW people

THANK YOU , NOW STOP

WE PUMP WHEN I SAY WE PUMP. RIGHT NOW IM SAYING DUMP

# BULLS CRYING AND VOMITING RIGHT NOW AS THEY CHECK THEIR PHONES IN BED

GAS LINES NOW

Sell everything NOW IT'S OVER

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

#"THE OTHER DAY I JUST SAW THAT GAS IS $2 A GALLON RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DOING A GREAT JOB" #HUH?!?

NOW PAHMP IT

LMAO BOLS R FUK. IRAN 1000% DAFUQING RIGHT NOW AND GONNA RETALIATE.

#I HAVE POST NUT CLARITY NOW

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS

Donnie D dropping the famous line one more time. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY

> BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OPEN RIGHT NOW -Jo Mama

BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OPEN RIGHT NOW

BREAKING NEWS: JPOW IS LIVE RIGHT NOW

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR BER