NVDA

Kids are going to have a baller Christmas now. Special shout out to spy puts, nvda puts, coreweave puts. 

dont worry nvda will bail us out AH

This shit is so orchestrated lmao. “Let’s open big green after NVDA smashed earnings, then intraday nuke the S&P 3.5% once retail fomo’s in”

The key is to inverse wsb. Everyone was talking about NVDA mooning so I bought puts, didn’t sell before earnings, lost 89%, and now for no reason I’m up 70% cuz NVDA is bleeding even after beating earnings expectations. I have no idea how this shit is working but I’m definitely never listening to you lot.

Someone is desperate to keep NVDA above 180 LOL

Man, bull trap for the ages this morning. I still lost 75% on my NVDA puts. I hope you guys with calls managed to get out early today. Fuck theta gang.

LOL NVDA went below 180 and algos instantly pushed it back up

NVDA beat ER one too many times THE BLACK SWAN 🦢

NVDA is in the files

Roughly 500 billion dollar swing in NVDA market cap. In 12 hours. Lol

OpenAI and NVDA need to announce partnership with universe

Imagine if nvda missed earnings ☠️

if you get rugpulled by NVDA that's ok, could happen to anyone if you get rugpulled by MSTR that's just natural selection

Everyone is thinking the same thing, if NVDA crushing earnings and big job beat can’t keep the market green, nothing else can 

GOOG is the true #1 NVDA is fake and gay

Hey guys! Just logged on! I saw that NVDA crushed earnings. Good time to fomo in right???

if you liked it at 197.. you should steal it at 183! buy nvda

Yesterday nvda saved the market all to be gone today wow

"Analyst" news this morning: NVDA killed earnings, ridding fears of AI bubble "Analyst" news now: stocks pull back on AI bubble fears How do these retards have jobs

Just woke up, bout to go see how much money my fucking 1DTE NVDA calls made me.

Reasons we’re down today: - FED members pumping their puts with bearish comments again - Japan bonds fokd - GDP data delayed so market throwing another tantrum - loads of stocks which shouldn’t have pumped with NVDA getting sent back to the gulag so options on everything don’t expire in the money - market is fucking gey

Just bought NVDA calls for January so we have a lot further down to go

really, if NVDA earnings can't pump the market what can? there's no catalysts in the near term besides the Fed rate announcement, and it's a toss up between controlling runaway inflation or softening unemployment... either way it's a lose lose. puts on trump

can we setup a poll on reason why the market shit the bed after good news from NVDA?? In the running: 1. Trading algos now use crypto as leading indicator 2. Tom Lee mystery software code in something, somewhere, going SELL SELL SELL 3. Deleveraging due to all these 100x leveraged crypto traders, selling equities to meet margin requirements 4. I bought calls in morning

NVDA just…..please

I’ve realized loss of 14k today…. So far… fuck why did I sell those fucking NVDA puts I’d be fucking rich

Just woke up now after NVDA earnings pump, tell me we're at 220 bulls

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sign on some more breasts, Jensen. That's what's missing for NVDA

I knew it... that fried chicken story was the top for NVDA.

This is how retarded this market is: NVDA -2% after *that* ER. TSLA misses everything and rallies 30%.

We are officially in a bear market. **No one dares to buy Calls or shares now**. Even with a very very good news(NVDA), we again fell like a dumb rock. It's over.

People like to mock magic internet corn as a ponzi backed by nothing. $NVDA just swung 8% down intraday on jaw dropping ER numbers and took the market with it. It's all a ponzi.

I was told Burry was always early, and that NVDA would carry the market

Saw a retard's video recommended to me on youtube last night, huge in thumbnail "NVDA CANCELLED THE CRASH!" Its deleted now.

Remember when NVDA was up 6%?  A few hours ago?

Starting to doubt if NVDA can even hit 200 again this year

Jus bought a GPU hopefully thats enough to rally nvda a percentage or 2

In retrospect BTC not being saved by NVDA ER was probably the indicator that this shit is over. 10 months ago it would have absolutely ripped off that news

Just woke up from a month long coma! Can’t wait to check up on my 710$ SPY calls, I heard NVDA crushed their earnings!

I just clocked in for break. wtf did I miss? Didn’t bulls say NVDA saved the market last night lmaoo

Those who took NVDA profits this morning shortly after open are fucking geniuses.

I wonder how many of the "NVDA calls are printing" guys from last night did not sell and, in fact, did not print

Maybe it really was our last chance to get NVDA at $196

NVDA will not the next Pets.com. Its client might be.

NVDA bulls were so cocky last night they were downvote brigading any bearishness whatsoever. where did yall go?

I know some poor, unemployed regard out there overslept while their NVDA options burned down from +50% to -75%.

Bulls, show us on the doll where NVDA touched you

Let's gather all the data: NVDA did an insane GTC presentation AMD did an insane Investors day All ai kept tanking And now NVDA earnings and it keeps tanking Yeh we're fucked

NVDA is the canary in the coal mine