NVDA

"Im gonna buy puts on NVDA when its 12% below ATH and Jensen teases how much they killed Q3." TRANSLATING "I am a retard and ride on the short bus"

$NVDA gonna do it's traditional post earnings sell off?? Find out on the next episode of DragonballZ!

#i’m scared. 100k of NVDA P U T S. im crying. suicide watching

NVDA is the market and Jensen our Savior 🙏🙏

4 minutes before all the comments asking why thier nvda options are red

OMG this is to easy. NVDA puts at open!

instead of spy 667 calls i bought nvda 202.5 calls.... am i coked?

When they said the market would rally if NVDA delivered, I did not believe. I was confident Nvidia would smash, but I couldn’t imagine that alone would pave over all the bubble fears. Okay then.

Nvda is going to take 200 today

#so afraid to see my NVDA puts. 100k on the line

Its crazy how GOOGL held this shit down until NVDA saved us. If it wasn't for GOOGL we would been down 10-15% easy.

The lord is my savior and Jensen is my suga daddy. Nvda $240 eoy

Imagine not selling your puts before NVDA reported earnings 💀

Where my nvda bull brother at? 💪 💪

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

So all those liquidity issues just went away because of NVDA huh guys? Sure looks like a sell off again

realistically how hard can NVDA pump at open?

Ok now if after NVDA and WMT earnings and a good job report, if this shit resumes it’s death sell off then this market truly is cooked.

So the best bet would have been to hold QQQ overnight instead of expensive NVDA options

Nvda is down 11 dollars in 2 weeks burry is fine you regards

Why doesn’t NVDA simply eat the smaller companies

Michael burry not even making sense anymore, might as well just say fake news I’m 🌈 fake news. Michael Burry responding to nvda earnings report “The idea of a useful life for depreciation being longer because chips from more than 3-4 years ago are fully booked confuses physical utilization with value creation. Just because something is used does not mean it is profitable. GAAP refers to economic benefits. Airlines keep old planes around for overflow during Thanksgiving or Christmas, but are only marginally profitable on the planes all the same, and not worth much at all. A100s take 2-3x more power per FLOP (compute unit) so cost 2-3x more in electricity alone than H100s. And Nvidia claims H100 is 25x less energy efficient than Blackwell for inference. If that is the direction you are going, chances are you have to be doing it, and it is not pleasant.” Say what? Bruh needs to lay down the crack pipe

Not even $NVDA can save bitcoin bros lmao 🤌🤌

NVDA to 210???

Lays > NVDA. They make way better chips

no way NVDA keeps pumping, greasy pig market makers hate letting calls print

Just boarded a flight, bout to see NVDA calls go to the shitter 😞

Cornbros gotta be punching shit NVDA saves the market and it didn't even stop the fight for 90k

Reality: >!NVDA is up 1% in one week!<

United States of NVDA

Corn bros YOLOing into NVDA aparently!

Googl creeping up to cross nvda gain % wise You had your earnings party already remember google? Yes but what about a fourth one

Historically nvda pulls back a bit after earnings, why does everyone think today will be different?

Rheinmetall swings as much as NVDA damn 

NVDA is the entire market

NVDA holding up the entire market at this point

My Nov21 NVDA call is still OTM 💀

Of course, why wouldn't Tesla be up 11 points off NVDA earnings win lol

HOOD can’t even open the NVDA chart

Normally I'd agree, but I think the market frontloaded risk the last couple of days in case NVDA disappointed. It didn't, so risk-on sentiment is back.

What is $16,000 in NVDA puts guy doing this morning?

My March NVDA calls are looking juicy

Holding a shitload of NVDA and GOOGL calls

Nvda 200 eod

Genuine question: Is NVDA holding 8% of the market a positive? Is it a good thing that it's Q3 holds this much weight?

“Your a idiot if you think NVDA will beat” “No way google hits 300 by end of the year” Mega minds 🫵🤡

Where's that ber that made a banbet for NVDA 170 LOOOOOL

Should I sell my nbis 100c at open or hold... Got till January. My nvda ending this week so gotta sell at open realistically...

If TOS premarket IV is even remotely accurate...the IV crush on non-nvda calls is wild

Buying NVDA calls yesterday was dumb because if it goes up it lifts the whole damn market and why suffer the IV crush? Ask your doctor about GOOG calls to see if they’re right for you.