NVDA

Nvda puts at open. Puts on your puts. It’s over. Panic sell fucking everything immediately

NVDA gonna end flat

Nvda does this every earnings, tmr it’s gonna be red

Just took another 11 points out of ES at that ER. Thanks NVDA. And fuck you Market.

NVDA calls at open 🤔

NVDA beating earnings was always priced in. Why would it moon?

Doesn’t have that typical NVDA earnings panache

NVDA saved the market. Why did I buy fucking meta instead.

Fun fact: Holding NVDA puts through earnings creates a bulletproof insanity plea if you are ever found with a murder charge

Fun fact: 2% of NVDA is 80% of SPY

When does NVDA ever moon on earnings y'all know this. Usually flat or down

NVDA: Would you like to buy our GPUs? Cust: I'd love to but I can't afford them. NVDA: How bout we "invest" a few billion $ in your company? Would you be able to afford them then? Cust: Well.....yes I guess we would...

NVDA Earnings call starts in 34 minutes. I'm gonna listen to it on Yahoo finance :/ EVERYONE DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY TO PAPA JENSEN FOR GREEN DILDOS!

TSLA is almost up as much as NVDA in AH trading... TSLA is such a fucking joke.

NVDA couldn't even save NVDA

Nvda beat, so gold is enjoying a nice bump too hehe. It will never go down, all news are bullish

NVDA can’t decide if it’s cooked or not cooked

When nvda double digits gains?

would be funny if nvda goes red

Congrats NBIS for beating NVDA earnings

I had NVDA calls last earnings, I know how this ends 😂

Nvidia $NVDA Q3'26 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $57.01B (Est. $55.19B) 🟢; UP +62% YoY; UP +22% QoQ 🔹 Adj EPS: $1.30; UP +60% YoY; UP +24% QoQ 🔹 Data Center Revenue: $51.2B (Est. $49.34B) 🟢; UP +66% YoY; UP +25% QoQ Q4'26 Guide: 🔹 Revenue: $65.0B ±2% (Est. $61.98B) 🟢 🔹 GAAP Gross Margin: ~74.8% ±50bps 🔹 Adj Gross Margin: ~75.0% ±50bps 🔹 GAAP OpEx: ~$6.7B 🔹 Adj OpEx: ~$5.0B Segment Revenue: 🔸 Blackwell platform: record data center demand, with Blackwell delivering the highest performance and 10x throughput per megawatt vs prior gen in SemiAnalysis InferenceMAX benchmarks 🔹 Gaming: $4.3B (Est. $4.42B) 🔴; UP +30% YoY; DOWN -1% QoQ 🔹 Professional Visualization: $0.76B (Est. $0.61B) 🟢; UP +56% YoY; UP +26% QoQ 🔹 Automotive: $0.59B (Est. $0.62B) 🔴; UP +32% YoY; UP +1% QoQ Other Metrics: 🔹 Adj Gross Margin: 73.6%; UP +0.9 pts QoQ; DOWN -1.4 pts YoY 🔹 Adj Operating Expenses: $4.22B (Est. $4.22B) 🟡; UP +38% YoY; UP +11% QoQ 🔹 Adj Operating Income: $37.75B (Est. $36.46B) 🟢; UP +62% YoY; UP +25% QoQ 🔹 Adj Net Income: $31.77B; UP +59% YoY; UP +23% QoQ Profitability & Cash Flow: 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $22.09B; UP +32% YoY 🔹 Returned $37.0B to shareholders in the first nine months of FY26 via buybacks and dividends 🔹 Share repurchase authorization remaining: $62.2B at Q3 end 🔹 Quarterly Dividend: $0.01 per share payable Dec 26, 2025 (record date Dec 4, 2025) Commentary: 🔸 “Blackwell sales are off the charts, and cloud GPUs are sold out.” 🔸 “Compute demand keeps accelerating and compounding across training and inference, each growing exponentially. We’ve entered the virtuous cycle of AI.”

!banbet NVDA $200 1d

Nvda don’t do this the whole AI depend on you

Nvda fucking everybody just like every er

Definitely NVDA to one trillion (per share). In the future we will all have statues of Jensen to remind us of how blessed we are to live in this time of great prosperity/despair

Welp. Absolutely destroyed earnings and only 3% and decreasing. Christ. What does NVDA have to do to have a decent earnings run up?

The market is going down anyways. Albeit not a collapse like NVDA missing earnings.

NVDA giving its gain back hella fast but I'd assume guidance is good

NVDA RIPS TO THE PRICE IT WAS YESTERDAY

You know and I know NVDA could do the funniest thing rn

AI might be a bubble but not for NVDA, get fucked AOC 👉👌

NVDA 📈📈📈

bro its all over bro AI is rigged bro its stupid bro when NVDA crashes no more PAAGS or PAWGS bro its all over bro we need to occupy wall street bro trust me bro

NVDA handing out Shrek dildos and curing cancer

TSLA up $3 on NVDA earnings because... why not?

News: NVDA has strong revenue and earnings beats as well as good guidance. They will be getting money back they gave to other companies to inflate their stock price.

I'm so happy I didn't taco out of my NVDA calls omggggg

NVDA saves the market again. GG bers

Lol even fucking BITF is up 3,5% after Nvda

I bought 1 NVDA put at close, thank me for the pump! lol

Lol..NVDA bols..

there was no chance NVDA woulnt beat, come on

Of course, NVDA pops and guess what? META goes up, like .2%. Fucking wow. What a stupid piece of shit fucking stock. Fuck Zuck, fucking bitch.

NVDA should be up much more than it is to be honest.... i dont get it

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 220.0 before 21-Nov-2025 11:54 AM -05

This wasn’t just a good report . This was a wayyyy better than even bullish estimates were thinking . Absolutely amazing Nvda . We are so back

57b in a quarter. How do you even compute that in the accounting department at NVDA?? Thassalotta wire transfers

*NVDA FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN UNSUSPECTED MOVE

I bet this earnings is probably the best earnings NVDA has for a while though.