NVDA

NVDA up 30% after earnings 

#WOW NVDA >!HASN'T REPORTED YET!<

I predict.. red AH because NVDA earnings But that means it'll be big green

Nvda will beat and market will pump

So what time do we find out NVDA beat?

Ok my butthole is ready… bring it on nvda

NVDA can easily beat revenue but may miss EPS. The target is pretty high. In May 2025, it missed its EPS, even though it is not difficult.

Jensen drops the mic as his body flickers. The hologram then disappears entirely. The stage blinks a few times and fizzles out of existence. It is revealed the entire presentation was ai generated as NVDA rises past 10 trillion

I’m from the future. $NVDA beats earnings by 10,000% making it go up to $400 within minutes and Jensen proposes to Lisa su to make the first sex robot. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

!banbet $NVDA 200 1w

I haven’t wiped in 2 weeks so that NVDA would be scared to butt rape me. YALL CAN THANK ME WHEN NVDA RIPS TODAY

Nvda beats and flatlines. Thanks for playing suckers.

Put my daughter's college fund on NVDA calls. It's either Harvard or Ivy Tech....

!banbet NVDA 100 3h

Need to find a bar that’s running the nvda earning call

Nvda earnings could've been an email

NVDA is going to pump to 200 then dump to 160 twuss. !banbet $NVDA $160 1w

Who needs drugs when you have NVDA earnings report

NVDA about to wipe 99% of this sub out

if NVDA wasn't going to smash ER there would have been an emergency white house meeting with every tech giant lol

Nvda bout to have sellers begging for mercy

I cut off my peen today and became ber for NVDA earnings 🍆🪓😔

Did Yall see the look on Jensens face at the Saudi meeting today ? That man is going to smack his Nvda cock flat at the dinner table in a few mins . Daddy’s home type shit

It’s been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen. I’ve got my snap form prefilled and alternatively a bottle of champagne to open. By nightfall one of these will be in the trash by the will of NVDA.

NVDA to 220. I bought a couple 175p

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!banbet NVDA 216 3h

I have Walmart puts and NVDA puts…

Nvda earnings leaked for real this time LMFAO 

Damn I miss when NVDA would just rip +20% on earnings

Inverse reddit every time. Nvda back to 210 on scam guidance incoming. Nvda partners with itself 12 times by next week.

Somebody just bought 2,222 contracts of NVDA 80p for Friday exp at 0.01 each LOL

I can't decide whether I should sell my NVDA calls or not, aaahhhhhh

NVDA prob gonna open at 210 tomorrow

To think that NVDA can’t get any bigger, is to say that AI has reached its peak. That is obviously not even close to the case.

I’m ready for some manipulated job data tomorrow morning along with NVDA beat

Can someone make a meme of Bonnie Blue and replace her face with the NVDA logo? That's what's about to happen..

NVDA for sure not moving at all with this much hype, flat

NVDA doesn't move at all AH and the market continues it's trickle down all week...

I already saw the NVDA earnings. They made a gozillion dollars

NVDA bulls submitting sick time to crank it all day tomorrow

NVDA gonna theta fuck everyone raw

Anyone else hoping NVDA misses just to see the sheer destruction?

https://preview.redd.it/ahpxbh4rz92g1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e055441b9d7b10f132690d47410b5145e88f98e Just bought my NVDA calls guys!!

A lot of bullish bets being made on NVDA. It's probably nothing, unless 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/z88objbnz92g1.png?width=1891&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a32147c259d0547446e97d67f0a66581ecbf48f

Who is playing at halftime of the NVDA er? Is there going to be a fly over before the game starts?

Selling calls on NVDA= free money

I’m going to regret holding my NVDA calls aren’t I

Please don't fuck this up NVDA Please don't fuck this up NVDA Please don't fuck this up NVDA

lmao bers in shambles time. NVDA going to 220 after destroying their earnings estimates!