NVDA

Nvda up. Whole market down. Ok.

Even the Indian tribes in the forests of Brazil will be watching NVDA earnings

People assuming NVDA can just magically become a 10T company and that money is infinite are the reason I'm still long gold and silver.

NVDA 170

I want to play the NVDA game too! I made my play- I bought 1 share… not one option, just one share, from what I read - it’s going to a million; and I don’t want to be too greedy- I will just take my one million

Quick call an ambulance! but not for me. NVDA to 250.

Semis tarrif plan, I thought that shit was cancelled because nvda was producing some chips in Arizona

just fast foward this shit and let's hear the NVDA earnings results. Just blast my asshole wide open already. I'm already so fucked.

I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. Now listen. Nvda will be flat maybe slightly green by tomorrow. We bull trap in the am then sell off entire day

Seeing the nvda shilling makes me want to short it even more

NVDA blows through estimates but the market will still go down 5% MMs are looking at any and every reasons to sell before they pump this shit to ATH next year

NVDA and the entire stock market has been beat down like a red headed stepchild by bears. Any good news is gonna send this bitch flying so hard up Santa's ass he's gonna be flying pride flags on his sleigh this year

#Russia and Ukraine declared 24 hour ceasefire to watch NVDA earnings LMAO🤌

Triple bottom on NVDA before earnings - gonna be wild!

#If NVDA misses it could trigger WW3 LMAO🤌

#Even George Washington will rise from his grave to watch NVDA earnings. LMAO🤌

Just YOLO NVDA you know you want to

casino should be closed a week before nvda earning. all that week is for nothing, just suspence.

NVDA earnings gonna show a hell of a lot of unearned revenue sitting in liabilities while net profit is pretty much just expected. Nothing like what you'd expect from a company signing agreements with half of SPY...

Market will move by fed not nvda

$NVDA gonna pump AH, suck everyone back into the hype at open and $SPY will close -1.7% tomorrow, with high-beta growth plays -12% on average

I'm buying 20 SPX puts at close with a Friday expiration. My strike will be whatever is about $7-$9. Why not drop around 15k to see if the market gives up on whatever NVDA says

I just don’t think Nvda earnings/ chip demand is gonna be the first domino. Every mega cap has said their AI capex is gonna be through the roof in 2026

what's the implied move on NVDA?

Yolo’ing 30k on nvda earnings. I have a feeling they’ll beat

[$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) reports earnings after the close with a $13.62 or 7.36% implied move Next day performance after the past 8 reports: \-0.78% \+3.24% \-8.47% \+0.53% \-6.38% \+9.31% \+16.4% \-2.45% Avg. move: 5.95%

🥭 cant even pump this market with all NVDA praises, tweets and giving Jensen the Bubba special on live tv on Saudi :(

At least after NVDA earnings, I can go back to vibe trading

Nvda earnings will be a nothing burger 😂 More yolo clowns will be born

wsb is so over leveraged beyond oblivion that if nvda doesn't hit 6T market cap tonight 90% of this sub will be wiped off the face of this earth lol.

Can I get a semi coherent explanation for why NVDA earnings are gonna crash the market?

NVDA won't miss but it'll crash anyway

When NVDA misses earnings the crash will officially begin

I'm only buying sympathy plays for NVDA earnings. I am not buying NVDA options directly because I fear that no matter which way the stock moves that iv crush is going to be brutal 😭

in this climate shorting is the winning strategy NVDA massive beat earnings = NVDA green, S&P 499 red NVDA beat earnings = NVDA red, S&P 499 big red

Everyone talking about nvda when fed minutes is in an hour ......

I'm no bear, but NVDA is gonna sell the news so unbelievably hard tomorrow

NVDA will kickstart the Santa rally. Or crack Santa’s vertebrae with a baseball bat. No in-between!

#My prediction: NVDA will beat estimates, raise guidance and still crash and take the market down with it. #LMAO🤌

why did my nvda call just jump 20% right now for no reason?

NVDA earnings good = btc crash NVDA earnings bad = crash more

NVDA options are cheaper than I expected…sus.

NVDA introducing new CamelToe GPU, it's 100% sand-proof, made of solid gold, and fits in a suitcase.

The data releasing tomorrow morning will crush any positivity NVDA brings AH

nvda earnings will trigger the final melt up. All aboard!! 🚀

If NVDA crashes during AH, Jensen will be signing moobs outside of rural Gamestops for Christmas

Has there ever been a stock like NVDA? A company that is holding up the entire global market? Even in previous bubble markets it was more spread out across companies

My friend who works at JPM Hong Kong told me to stay out of the NVDA earnings today. Naturally I didn’t listen.

NVDA beats -> Minor pump or flat. NVDA misses -> Major dump.