NVDA

Imagine Corn and NVDA crashing simultaneously. Poetic justice

NVDA too big to fail 😎

I think market bleeds after $NVDA reports, regardless of results. It’s been looking for a reason to tank for a while now. Thursday is red. Mark it! Mods, feel free to perm ban me if wrong.

The NVDA numbers Jensen, what do they mean!?

Are you guys ready for the biggest closing event of the year? Will we crater or will we moon? It is all up to one singular stock; $NVDA

Peoples expectations of nvda are so high. Watch it be a fart in the wind

Close your puts right now . Nvda is going to blow it out of the water and it’s exactly the catalyst to break this bearish sentiment the last couple weeks . Trust

First, where are you seeing those metrics? Second, those metrics don’t mean much when half of their revenue comes from 2 customers. They could change a few things in how they structure credit agreements and the metric would move. It should also not be a surprise given NVDA is practically giving handouts to other companies to buy their own product.

What do we actually think NVDA will do today? Im thinking a big drop on the sale of earnings because thats the thing to do now

Im nervous the last time I settled for a call option when earnings report on nvda, it pumped like crazy. May it be the same today.

Fuck the bears !! Nvda is going to carry the whole market the rest of the week

I would buy NVDA stock if I was not a degenerate options trader.

You wake up on Friday, roll over to check your port and see NVDA at 210 - life is good 😎

NVDA bagholders unite

NVDA might be flat but the rest of the AI trade will move

Is today the day that our 3 year bull market finally falls off the cliff? I feel like we’re gonna sell off regardless of how NVDA does, just a matter of degree of how furious the selling pressure is. Pullback or market implosion. Stay tuned.

Who is rdy for nvda giga drop?

Why are you all thinking that because NVDA beats they will go up? No shit they’ll beat. They have beaten earnings expectations 18 of the last 20 quarters. Everyone knows they’ll beat. It’s priced in little bitch. In all likelihood, they’ll beat and then we’ll see a massive drop just like in February

Premiums are so expensive on options. Inflated due to nvda

So many NVDA options are going to expire worthless this week.

Teslur will pump on nvda earnings for some reason

nvda dip was free money

If NVDA hits 210 by EOW gonna buy a tom ford leather jacket

\- $mu (a 15x foward company in a 23x foward market): We literally can't sell more because we are supply constrained (similar to nvda 23'), barely entering a massive memory supercycle that will last years maybe a decade. \-market: i guess it's time to sell lol Shit is as painful and regarded as google at 150

NVDA will hit expectations, which will cause a sell the news event, sorry bozo your calls are fucked

🥭+ Epstein vs NVDA ER Immovable object vs unstoppable force

Im thinking some volatility through the day ending just over start in the green, then post market and the rest of the year hinges on NVDA

Downvote for NVDA calls. Upvote for NVDA puts.

Must...not...buy...NVDA...puts!

Figure we will run up into NVDA earnings today so I’m going 0DTE calls at open

NVDA + nonfarm? Could go either way. We live for losing money like this

Sell ur NVDA premarket or ur fooked

If this AI thing doesn’t pan out, NVDA can always go back to making cards optimized for crypto currency mining ⛏️

The fact that we're not melting up on NVDA earnings day should terrify you.

To NVDA or not NVDA. That is the question.

I think we will see volume starting tomorrow. Today PM we have NVDA earning. Tomorrow morning we have WMT earning and first jobs data for the rate cuts. Its either gonna get too ugly or too good.

Anyone else short straddling nvda?

#RELEASE THE NVDA FILES

NVDA today after hour then Jobs in pre market tomorrow.. my balls b tingling

If I remember correctly in may it popped to 140, sold of a little the following few days to flat then blew past 140 and 150 I just don’t see how this market lets nvda get cheaper on a beat and raise and flat since last earnings making it a 2 beats for the price of old + jensens comments about having a 500 billion order book

Let’s be real, companies are still full speed ahead and are all in on AI - enough to lower headcount and use leftover employees to fix mistakes. NVDA will print hard and insiders will buy to pump it above 200. This FUD campaign was obviously to let them buy cheaper 🤣

NVDA always drops after great earnings

🐻 are praying for ww3 this morning. 😂 nvda $215 eow

You understand that the last few weeks have been markets adjusting to nvda earnings? They already know the outcome, you're going to get theta crushed

Buying nvda now is like buying nvda at $110 in March. Yeah it will go down if 🥭 starts ww3, but it will more likely pump up to $250. Lets gooooooooo

What is the sentiment of the Saudi ai summit today ? Additional spent huge deal on NVDA?

What would a -20% reaction to nvda earnings do to the market ? 🤔

How come all the financial headlines use words like "may" and "might" and "could"? "$TGT may have hit rock bottom". "$NVDA earnings might impact broader market". "AI bubble could pop in early 2026". None of that is very helpful to me, you guys.

I might stay out today. Probably gonna theta all day til nvda earnings

Serious question for the bols: aside from NVDA earnings, what are some positive catalysts you are looking forward to? Edit: it appears that I have struck a nerve. It was not my intention. I sincerely apologize.