NVDA

Just remember for today, everyone will be saying some bs like "spy has earnings", but looking at the last 2 years NVDA earnings almost never moved the market at all. We never get a +/-1% day after NVDA earnings. Just keep in mind while everyone is selling ultra expensive options today!

Nvda will superbeat and the AI scam will continue into next year. Then at, some point, it will crash out of the blue. Possibly cus OpenAI, and other bs AI companies, runs out of money cus their business is not profitable and they are stuck with billions in loans for their data centres. But it will not happen for another 3-6 months. Fed will be forced to cut again which will fuel this shit train further.

Guys its gonna be a little red but after that NVDA 200 this is not cope btw 

Buying all the dips today so that we rip when nvda earnings come  out. 

NVDA was not real, PCs never needed something called graphics card, Jensen ate the earnings rip market 

Wtf NVDA stop being a little bitch

Imagine if NVDA drops a huge beat and great guidance on everything much higher than we expect. But then as we celebrate, news hits the wire Jensen was in the Epstein files, in fact that’s where the leather jacket originated 🤦‍♂️

FOMC + NVDA earnings = weird market

Sorry children. Santa ain't coming this year if NVDA shits the bed. NO MONEYS

we goin all in on NVDA calls, right?

🥭 says investment in AI is making the economy hot and we must do what it takes to beat China in the AI race. And bears still going to act like we aren’t about to rally hard with NVDA earnings?

Citadel loaded up on NVDA shares before earnings. These MMs ain’t gonna let NVDA fall. They ARE the market.

I got NVDA puts a long time ago but this sub seems to think it’s gonna dip so I’m probably fucked.

I’d like to order one NVDA theta gang win please

Thanks a lot NVDA. I had my entire family over from Europe sitting around the dinner table as I flaunted my portfolio just to watch it crash and burn because you couldn’t get 14 hours of beauty sleep this morning so you decided to pop a melatonin right before your EC. My 2 year old child is bawling and hitting his head on the wall repeatedly, and my wife has locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of moscato. My financial advisor has tried to open every door and window on the first floor of my house to break my computer and prevent me from trading stocks. You have truly ruined this evening and my family will likely ignore my future invites.

NVDA should definitely announce more buybacks (pls papa 🙏😭)

AI isn’t just the future, it’s becoming a fundamental layer of everything we build. From the oldest industries to the newest startups, every company will integrate AI in some way. We’re only at the dawn of what’s possible on Earth. NVDA Calls

You’ll all regret being anti AI once the clankers take to the fields and burger grills for you. Then you can pursue your career as a prostitute since they will have to legalize it to keep people employed. NVDA 500

Wsb so fucking bearish. We gonna moon hard after nvda earnings

Tinfoil hat time: AI bubble was astroturfed early to desensitize everyone for when the poppening actually occurs. We continue our bull market with NVDA earnings

Release the NVDA files

nvda options always overpriced

Man nvda will tank hard on earnings

NVDA GOING TO 200+ IMMEDIATELY AFTER EARNINGS

Everyone thinks nvda will tank during earnings therefore it will do the opposite

Nvda 195 after earnings, 200 open day after 🚀🚀🚀🚀

nvda big snoozer probably

NVDA invests $100B in OnlyFans?!!?!?!

#NVDA: "We haven't sold any chips to China" #Also NVDA: "Last quarter we sold $20 billion worth of chips to Singapore" LMAO🤌

CC’s on NVDA are like a money printing machine in this market 🐸

I spend way too much time here. All my reddit ads now are for some leveraged etfs. Just saw a 3x NVDA leveraged etf ad. This shit just screams bubble.

Hey guys, how are we feeling about the market tomorrow? I have 3k to put on NVDA options but I’m wondering if it will go up or down

Job applications for Wendy’s soar to record highs after NVDA earnings

My red Porsche is definitely getting NVDA on the license plates.

I have stop losses across my entire portfolio, also NVDA calls to go with it. I have no spine.

This is the much needed correction. NVDA begins our next bull run to ATH

If NVDA pumps 5% from earnings, corn certainly hitting 100k but will probably crash again

Pretty sure Nvidia will beat earnings again. Even though they’ve crushed the last few reports, the stock barely moved. But if Jensen shows up in his usual jacket tomorrow — which he probably will, it is November — I’m calling NVDA at around 210–215 post-earnings. I’m expecting a solid jump. Consider this your pre–Black Friday deal: grab NVDA tomorrow while it’s still cheap.”

Nvda top with pump 215 and bottom 150 if no good

So if Jensen says the chips don’t last as long as the others are basing their depreciation/earnings calcs on, then market tanks based on that. And If he says they do last longer then market doubts nvda guidance/projections. So risky. 

If you have NVDA calls make sure to buy a couple Blackwells tomorrow

Nvda primed for a dump. Now inverse me market.

NVDA slanted head and shoulders? September 25th to now? Completed today when candle closed below $183.30? Head to neckline is \~$30. Am I wrong? now >> $178 >> ($173.5) >> bounce $187-189 >> $169 or below? NVD for 2x short NVDA.

We'll see if NVDA saves a recession.

So how about NVDA? I mean am I right!? *slaps knee; takes shot*

Permabols think NVDA earnings will magically fix everything that is fucked about this market and this economy 🤡🤡🤡

imagine nvda has bad earnings, then bad macro data comes out thursday, and market still pumps.. wouldn’t surprise me

are you saying NVDA is gonna drop 70%?

#In 2022 NVDA and META dropped 70% from top to bottom. LMAO🤌

$NVDA earnings setup is a mindfuck. We know they will beat. It's just if the magnitude of the beat rockets through whisper numbers. Weakest run-up for the first time in like 7 earnings cycles (saw some chart). Market surely can not expect to pay out weekly $200c degen holders. Theta/vega gang should not be feeling safe selling OTM bullish put spreads. Low liquidity Thanksgiving week coming up. November bullish seasonals were bullshit.