NVDA

Market will rebound like a mfer tomorrow since everyone’s expecting NVDA to crash the market.

Dude on yahoo finance “I’ve gone from fundamental analyst to technical “ That sounds like a downgrade. Also he predicted relief rally after nvda earnings.

banbet! NVDA 188 3d

One could just sell like, a million naked calls on NVDA 220 for Friday and it’d be free yea?

Why are the Tar Heels talking about NVDA. Since I had look up "unc" I'm already an unc

If NVDA tanks, Jensen is in the list If NVDA rips, Jensen sucked off Bubba If NVDA stays flat, deport Jensen to El Salvador

NVDA missing earnings by 0.00001 = Black Swan NVDA missing earnings by 0.00001 + no rate cut = Dark Black Swan

Omg how does SPY drop $40 in a day, wtf!! And NVDA 145? Are you fucking serious??! Sorry just practicing for tomorrow for when NVDA completely destroys on earnings and has 9999999999T in revenue and dumps anyway

BREAKING: Jensen Huang says NVDA will not give guidance this quarter, stating “sike”

NVDA gonna determine the entire world’s markets tomorrow

You know someone’s an unc whenever they’re still talking about NVDA in the big late 25

NVDA will beat earnings and still tank Which is when we all buy in at the cheapest it's ever been

Markets were down today simply because everyone was selling everything they owned so they could fomo into NVDA after ER and push it to 80 trillion MCAP

NVDA will beat earnings. NVDA will obliterate their earnings and guidance will be good. Despite that, it will still tank 5%, but that will be the last dip of this “AI bubble scare”. NVDA crushes earnings, GOOG unveiling their new AI, BRK taking a 4 billion dollar stake in GOOG, The market makers have strategically shaken the market to wipe out the weakling paper handed panic sellers to buy their shares for cheap ahead of the massive NVDA earnings beating that is coming. May thy paper hands be shaken out. May thy diamond hands be blessed.

Nvda is pumping

Watch NVDA go -0.01% and fuck all Option holders

me nvda calls no print..100 spy puts buy mkt close tomo will.

I’ve been waiting all week for a cheap entry point NVDA

Let’s destroy the economy by buying Nvda calls. Heroes go down with the ship

Y’all think NVDA is the catalyst? Thats the fuckin bait. This admin pulls shit out its ass when it suites them or they need a pump for optics. They eat technicals and “trends” for breakfast, playing blue eyes white dragon trap cards when you least expect it. We’re at the mercy of a god damn clown show armed with nuclear bombs and the US treasury.

If you bought calls before NVDA earnings, congrats you are a retard If you bought puts before NVDA earnings, congrats, you are a retard If you made money selling those options to a retard with the IV jacked to the tits, you don't belong here.

Borrowed my girlfriend's rent and grocery money to load up on NVDA calls. Told her I'd 3-bag it by Friday

Seems like bulls only have one card left and it's NVDA earnings. We already know they'll meet expectations, it's priced in. Clinging to NVDA earnings is just pathetic desperation and deep down you know it. You know everything is fucked. We're going down no matter what.

I am going to do a revenge trade on my losses and buy nvda for the earnings play. Does it have a higher chance of going to 200 than going below 175 after earnings?

#If NVDA misses tomorrow Jensen will be added to Epstein list LMAO🤌

NVDA will save us and bring us back to ATH 🤩

If NVDA crushes it I think we pump to 690-700 from all the puts closing. But if they miss even a little, we’re cooked. See you at 640.

After NVDA earnings, what are some other positive catalysts you bulls are looking forward to?

You’re right but it would be good for NVDA which is like 8% of the entire S&P 500

NVDA recovering slightly if you can believe that sort of thing

I can’t see a world where NVDA blowing earnings absolutely out of the water even helps the market at all. Yippie, companies bought chips. If anything, the market is currently in the mood to punish the increased spending on chips.

Every option or professional traders on threads, YouTube, Reddit are bearish on NVDA earnings…. So you’re telling me every trader is perfectly calling the AI bubble this time? Thought calling the tops and bottoms are extremely rare. We mooning wed/thrs. Calls.

Probably buy more avgo tsm amd nvda

NVDA won’t save us this time 😔

Why all big money selling and retail is on hopium that NVDA will smash ER 🤔

I will buy NVDA and sell bitcoin.

So what's everyone's strategy for this?? I'm mostly in puts on overvalued stuff (PLUG, BLDP, QBTS, so on) but I wonder if some OTM QQQ calls with 2-3 weeks on them could be a good enough if I'm wrong without shitting on the my profits if I'm right. on top of NVDA it's also multiple retail Canary stocks. anyone else? how are you guys going to navigate this thing?

nvda going to pump spy to 700

#If NVDA can't save bols tomorrow, nothing in the world can, not even god. LMAO🤌

Um, NVDA is jumping

“In a stunning turn events, NVDA will be selling unlimited chips to 3i-atlas. Sources confirmed that NVDA has tapped Elon Musk’s SpaceX to transport the chips. Oracle, Microsoft, and Amazon will be front running the deal. The deal size is reportedly valued at $100T dollars, but 3i-atlas will be paying in goldinium, a rare form of literal alien feces. Aliens reportedly fleeced earth because gold based materials have no value to them.”

What’s the rest of the market going to do if NVDA tanks 20% off earnings?

They want Nvda chips, but they want the newer ones.

Getting pretty worried for my 6.89166 shares of NVDA

I wonder if tomorrow is the best day to buy 2027 AMD, MU and GOOGL leaps? If NVDA beats but drops again, the ultimate dip could be on Friday as per Cramer’s words? 🤔

Surprised not more NVDA puts

now now, they said if the beat was too big we go down... it's not just about nvda, its about everyone else supposedly spending too much on AI.

Banbet! Bers pedaling on bikes in Saudi Arabia next year to power AI data centers after shorting NVDA tomorrow

China doesn't want NVDA chips. They've decided to go their own way.

Mango posting about AI regulations is insanely bullish. It shows that he will reward Jensen for his loyalty and for being at all those dinners. A foreshadowing event that leads to him allowing NVDA back into China - which is not priced in btw.