NVDA

Had we been at ATHs going into NVDA earnings, I'd be bearish. Having sold off ahead of it though, I'm now buying this dip.

slightest miss on nvda earnings will be the final blow

The only thing that can save us is TSLA releasing the GLD plated fuckbots powered by NVDA ai chips that automatically inject you with HIMS boner juice while you only live in the META verse and grind up your PLTR social score. Retinas are cloned by scammers so the only way to pay for anything is the sphincter scanner on your HOOD credit account. You still haven’t won the gold bar from premium.

Nvda 190 SP call. Down 20 grand. Asking for a permabull fren What should he do

I was up $8k on Nvda shares in 401k, didn’t sell Did I made a mistake?

Holy fuk +5% Sorry just practicing for NVDA earnings

Those relatively new here have no idea how many WSB bears NVDA bankrupted in 2023, and how many millionaire bulls it has made in 2024 & 25. Early 2023 WSB front page was full of NVDA bear DD on why collapse was imminent.

NVDA has fallen the last three earnings and as flat the one before those. I don’t know what anyone is really expecting.

NVDA beats and by friday the dip will be forgotten

bulls gonna look at this price action and still be like "$NVDA wiLL sAvE teh MaRkEt" lmao

Bulls fucked Burry. NVDA will fuck Thiel

I figured it out, everyone is liquidating everything so that they can all buy NVDA after ER and pump it to 100 trillion dollars Wednesday night.

Does NVDA earnings even matter at this point? jfc

Imagine NVDA missing earnings.

NVDA is V-ing

NVDA ain't saving this market...idc if they announce they have alien technology. It's gonna cliff dive

Guys, chill. NVDA above 180 means we’re fine. It’s not like it’s going below that or anything…😈

If NVDA ever says anything even remotely weak, this thing is dropping lower than your dad's panties

Did NVDA earnings leaks?

Should’ve held my NVDA puts.

This really is the end of NVDA huh

Real talk. There is no product NVDA can announce, no "beat", no forward guidance they can offer that isn't already priced in at a 4.53 Trillion market cap

Believe or not, nvda calls

NVDA is going to post a massive beat and raise and still go -20% LOL

Uhhh, just checked open option interest in NVDA. Listening to this sub, I was expecting tons of puts. I was wrong. Tons and tons of calls. Lots of deep in the money calls. I'm not playing earnings, but someone is about to get obliterated

I wonder what kind of monumental guidance NVDA is going to have to issue to keep the world from imploding on Wednesday. Idk, this might actually be the one this time. I don’t see it missing on earnings, but that’s no longer enough. Isn’t it something, something about if the leather jacketed groundhog sees his reflection in an AI chip, 6 more months of bull market?

NVDA coverage 2 days ago was like "How stupid would you have to be to buy puts?" 🪤 NVDA coverage today is like "How could you possibly have bought calls?" 🤠

So NVDA earnings is our generations D Day or Iwo Jima?

The more this shit goes down the more conviction I have to go long NVDA for earnings

I think we are going there anyway NVDA can’t save us anymore

MM waiting for everyone to buy calls playing nvda earnings report to deliver the ultimate thrust, twist, and pull. Roll you up in that rug and slam you in the trunk of a black Lincoln Continental. Dump you in one of the metropolitan “rivers” that’s just shitwater and chemical manufacturing runoff. You sink from the weight of your own bags. You lay in the muck in your shitroll thinking surely, “the bottom is in,” and liquidate the rest of your mattress money to buy another batch of calls, but the bottom was not, in fact, in. The cycle continues.

There is bubble talk and everything, and it doesn't look pretty, but hear me out. What if this NVDA earnings is a last one for the road? Pumps the SPY to 700 by EOY and 2026 they let all hell break loose.

Remember, the market is being generous with cheapening $NVDA going into earnings, so surely your cheap, totally not IV inflated, $200c weeklies are gonna hit deep ITM by EOW making you obscenely rich. All praise to the market for such opportunities!

gosh, 🌽 still dumping... markets arent going to wait for NVDA at all.

NVDA gonna be 175 before ER at this rate

NVDA earnings will be the catalyst that pushes this market off the cliff.

Damn I guess I better sell all of my NVDA now that Peter Thiel sold all of his shares 🤣🤣🤣 mannn FUCK PETER 🤣🤣🤣

If I hear “the bubble is bursting” one more time I’m raising my NVDA price target to $500

The truth is nvda is going to keep slightly beating earnings until the market is flat for a few months. After that the big ai boys won’t be able to circlejerk each other money around to inflate the value. And then the music stops. Nvda misses and drops 25% and then it’s joever

I recall NVDA kinda stayed the same after its split

Jensen gonna cum on all bers and NVDA will get some testosterone back to the market. Its been too gay lately

I bought 1 NFLX $135C 2/20/26.. is it good idk but at least got some time. I'm thinking it might do what nvda did during the split and run up before it dumps.

Nvda is gonna slightly beat earnings and then drop 8%

Wen bull market 📈? After nvda earnings?

raise your hand if you are using NVDA chip in your household, otherwise we are in a huge A.I bubble

Next 2 trading sessions gonna be ugly until NVDA earnings. Layup short setup.

nvda pump = cheaper puts tho

Nvda. Qtr estimated 56-60bil. Google 100 bil qtr. Mag 1. Non depend ai circle jerk. Prints cash. Basic in every field.

NVDA is the economy bro

NVDA has saved the economy like 7 different times, at this point it'd be an upset if there weren't an 8th time