NVDA

Opened a $3k NVDA put position during lunch time.

I need to delete the fucking iOS stocks app, thing just flashed -4.5% NVDA AH at me for a tick. The hell

nvda pls invest 1b in me tyty

3k, but all tied up in calls i shouldnt have made (pltr, nvda, nbis)

#AMD adding $100B in market cap is like a day in the life of NVDA. LMAO 🤌

NVDA to 200 EOW? Or am just regarded. Or both

Nvda market cap 4.5 trillion Amd market cap 330 bil And now they’re #2 in ai chip manufacturing forever. Open ai partnering specifically with their chip proves that And u guys wanna buy puts lol

So Open AI is sucking the dick off of: NVDA, ORCL, AMD, MSFT, META, Mother Theresa, etc. Who feels like GOOG who is going AI alone riding solo gonna win the AI wars?

NVDA basically took a 10% stake in AMD via OpenAI proxy .

It’s probably more amd cant compete against NVDA so OpenAI has negotiating power because of that.

So NVDA invests in Open AI, then Open AI turns around and invests in AMD, and Jensen and Lisa are cousins. Bruh it’s a big club and none of us are invited :(

NVDA 300C 1/15/2027 EXP With how the market is moving, I have high hopes for this.

NVDa hits ATH tomorrow

One top signal i have is when i start to value every company based on the valuation of the highest market cap companies: “surely this company is worth 1/4000 of an nvda…”

AMD minimum price $1000, even then would not even be half of NVDA market cap

These 2.5 strikes on nvda make the worst difference

NVDA gonna pump this week? $200 possible?

Nvda slightly pull back on Amd news. Liking this stock

Why is NVDA even on the board today. They make gaming chip sets for fuk sake.

OpenAI using NVDA money to buy AMD cpus 🤔

You see the explosion in AMD stock today and you realize a 1.5% day from NVDA is a larger shift in market cap

Thinking of halving my NVDA position so I can use that money to chase stocks that actually move. It’s 40% of my portfolio and moves like a boomer stock these days meanwhile I’m seeing all these 20-50% monthly pumps everywhere else

NVDA stop being gey

i didn't really think ai was a bubble until today. even nvidia getting a stake in open ai made sense, given that nvda was selling to them. but open ai getting a stake in amd for 'buying' from amd (not really) is just bonkers. like, great deal for open ai. but how is amd doing such a godawful deal, and how is the stock up 30% on a deal where amd is diluting away all the revenue they were to get?

NVDA green eod

Wait a minute, so AMD stock is up $80B based on 10s of billions in revenue they are about to get, but NVDA is flat, signaling no loss of any revenue or profit LOL

NVDA to invest in OpenAI who takes a stake in NVDA GPUs through oracles cloud backed by NBIS data centers running on Fermi’s power grid in a deal brokered by Saudi Arabia and the proxy US government through their stake in Intel

How does OpenAI has money to invest in AMD? They are deep in burning cash, and NVDA's 100 Billion is locked to pay Oracle to buy NVDA chips only. not buying AMD chips.

#Next amd should buy some intel and then intel should buy some nvda…. really juice this bitch

Google keeping my account nice and green while META, NVDA, UNH decide to derp around.

nvda invests in openAI, pump openai invests in amd, pump we now need amd to invest in nvda to complete the infinite money trifecta

!banbet NVDA $160 11d

Just need AMD to announce they are taking 5% stake of NVDA tomorrow to complete the circle.

NVDA wtf r u doin.

The real question is how many more companies can NVDA and OpenAI get into their circlejerk, they are running out of companies to jerk it with.

Short term NVDA puts seems obvious here

Bought back NVDA around 184.5, target gap fill.

Why tf does nvda only go down when I have calls

bers dont understand amd is ognna do nvda numbers in a few years at 1/14th the market cap LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌

NVDA AMD OPENAI billion dollar circle jerk

Never in my life I thought I would see AMD at 200 before NVDA

SPY shares absolute bargain basement pricing right now Just wait till NVDA has it's +40% headline

Remember there were new bag holders born during DeepSeek for $nvda, new bag holders for $AMD 6 months ago, Google bag holders 3-4 months ago at $140.... Where art thou.... Shares always have an up upward trajectory for a consistent amount of time with their price movement.... Translated as STOCKS ONLY GO UP BTCHES!!!

Amd see nvda being a limp dick for weeks and be like…if u ain’t pumping, then i will! Let the bers burn!!!!

Yall remember when NVDA spiked $8 off of that OpenAI news and then promptly gave it all back within 24 hours? Get ready for something even more violent with Advanced Money Destroyer.

Nvda you lazy whore pump now

Meta, Nvda down. Market up, VIX up, the signs of the 📌

Pump nvda pump!!

What are they terming this type of business relationship (eg. openai-nvda-orcl-amd-xyz) in US business schools nowadays? Japan has its keiretsu and S.Korea its chaebol but i've not seen a more sophisticated term than 'circle jerk' emanate from our highly esteemed finance professors at HBS etc. Perhaps they think the trend is temporary and wave it off as 'vendor financing' or 'private credit'?

OpenAI driving both losers and gainers today: Meta fucked due to sora Avgo, nvda down because apparently Sam is cheating on them with Lisa Amd up because it got a new sugar daddy Googl not going anywhere because why not