ON

My fellow POETS and I decided to write a tragedy for you all, a tale of APES and FAKE MEAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

# BITFARMERS ON THE RIGHT $PATH

FINALLY IN THE GREEN ON DVLT SWEET JESUS

NO PAPER HANDS ON $BYND. HOLD THE LINE PEOPLE.

I've been saying that CPI days are some of the most easy and free fucking money you'll ever make trading the markets. IT ALWAYS FUCKING PUMPS ON CPI. Regardless of how hot or cold it prints. I actually had to look it up on Chatgpt to figure out the last time it dumped on CPI and it was all the way back in September 2024, so over a year ago now. CPI calls= Absolute free fucking cash

# CPI LIGHT = STOCKS +1% # CPI HOT = STOCKS +0.1% # ALL CALLS ON ALL ECONOMIC DATA

# LET'S # FUCKING # GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS # ON YETA ANOTHER # BRAND SPANKING NEW # SPY AND QQQ ALL TIME HIGHS!!!!!!!!!

spy mooning. RISK THE FUCK ON

#2 MINUTES UNTIL I LIGHT YOUR GAY PORNO MAG COLLECTIONS ON FIRE, 🧸🐻🐻‍❄️s

YOU 🫵 ARE GOING TO LOSE ON YOUR PUTS AND YOU 🫵 WILL CRY AND BLAME IT ON A COOKED CPI

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE MEAT LİKE STOCK MARKET NOT ONLY ABOUT THE MEME STOCKS I CANT DO MY REGARD ANALYSIS ON THE MARKET WITH ALL OF THESE MEAT RIDERS NOT PRODUCING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON GLD BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

# I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT BEARS, BUT WE'RE PUMPING STRAIGHT INTO NEW YEARS EVE FROM NOW ON 😎

HOLD ON SPY

CALLS ON CLASSIC COKE

#POOTS ON AMERICAN CARTELS

SO ARE WE GETTING REFUNDS FOR GAMES WE BET ON WHERE ROZIER PLAYED? HUH? HUH?????????

RISK ON SAFE HAVEN ASSETS

ON THE CUSTP OF YET ANOTHER ALL TIME FUCKING HIGH 💦🥵🔥

BREAKOUT ON SPY LFG

WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS 3PM ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE ON CARTELS

lol tsla about to close green after that shitty ass er BUY CALLS ON ANYTHING

MY MEAT MATES ARE ON THE WAY TO PICK ME UP

ON THE MEAT

> WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS 3PM ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE ON CARTELS: WH POOL

$BYND - SHORT INTEREST ON BEYOND MEAT STOCK AT NEARLY 109% OF FREE FLOAT VS ABOUT 82% ON WEDNESDAY - ORTEX DATA

THERE IS AN UNFILLED GAP ON $SAM AT 950$ 👀 🤫🤫🤑

BACK ON PATH!

HYPE IS NOW AVAILABLE TO TRADE ON ROBINHOOD 

LOOK MA, IM MAKING MONEY ON CALLS!

D wave Quantum is the Next NVIDIA DONT SLEEP ON IT !!!

I have a warehouse full of ON wintergreen 8 and miller lite.

GOLDMAN SACHS KEEPS $4,900 GOLD TARGET FOR 2026 ON STRONG STRATEGIC DEMAND Goldman Sachs reaffirmed its forecast for gold to hit $4,900 per ounce by end-2026, citing rising investor demand for gold as a strategic diversification asset. The bank said structural and persistent buying increases the likelihood that prices could surpass this target. fuck you for jinxing it Goldman Sucks

DONT FUCKING CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE! THEY WILL PUT YOU ON A LIST AND FUCKING KILL YOU

TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON

TRUMP: THINK WE'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH CHINA ON EVERYTHING

BREAKING: YOU’RE ALL FUCKING GHEY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!

BESSENT: GOING TO SEE SUBSTANTIAL TAX REFUNDS FOR AMERICANS STIMMY CHECKS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

DON'T FUCKING CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE. THEY PUT YOU ON A LIST AND THEN KILL YOU.

🥭 “FORGET ABOUT ARGENTINAN AND BRAZILIAN BEEF… WE WILL ONLY EAT FAKE MEAT FROM NOW ON. ARGENTINA WILL EXPORT BADDIES, AND BRAZIL HAS VOLUNTEERED TO WAX THEIR HOOHAH. WE WILL SUPPORT OUR PLANT BASED INDUSTRY 🍃🥩 THANK YOU FIR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Can’t even make this shit up. 🤣 > TRUMP: MARY BARRA OF GENERAL MOTORS, AND BILL FORD OF FORD MOTOR COMPANY, JUST CALLED > TRUMP: BARRA THANKED ME FOR PUTTING TARIFFS ON MID SIZE AND LARGE SIZE TRUCKS