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Imagine watching a horse race where they catapult a dead horse onto the track. Sure, it’ll beat others out of the gate but once it lands…it ain’t going any further. Now imagine that horse is $BYND lol.

If you listened to a Russian pump and dump scheme and are still bag holding on to bynd, that ship sailed last week, they moved onto crypto 🤦‍♂️

And yet I continue to hang onto these TSM calls

Volume picking up. Hold onto your nuts!

Fully strapped onto the GOOG rocket ship 🚀 

Imagine coming onto RDDT and not buying it 🚀

Thetagang goes onto a bus and sits next to a very attractive young nun. He can't help himself and says, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... please I wish to have sex with you." She smiles, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver 🐻 couldn't help but overhear the conversation and offers some advice. "She goes to the cemetery every Sunday night to pray to the Lord. Dress up in some robes and wear a mask that glows in the dark. Command her to have sex with you since you are God." Thetagang goes to the cemetery and sure enough on Sunday night the nun is praying. He approaches her and does exactly as he was told. The nun only asks if they can do anal so she can preserve her virginity and vows. After they are done, he rips off his mask and says "Hah I am Thetagang!" The nun suddenly also rips off her mask and says... >!Hah I am 🏳️‍🌈🐻!!!!<

I might actually KMS for not holding onto my calls after thr big AI dip last week

Monster sell out coming soon ( people have moved onto Celsius)

lose 2k gambling "is what it is gg onto the next one." spend $500 on my credit card bill "broooo BRO this is ridiculous I need to get my spending under control what the fuck dude 500 is insane."

Anyone know if the edgar SEC database thing is updating during the shutdown? Carvana insiders were disclosing sales on a daily basis but now there’s nothing since October 10. And I know those mofos didn’t just suddenly decide to hold onto their shares in their scam company 

I don’t disagree. A pussy and immature - placing so much weight onto something so meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

I'm finally coming to terms that I lost 50% of my savings in just a few days by joining the hype of BYND; I'm embarrassed and ashamed, but more upset knowing it will take alot longer to regain my losses; I was doing really well after TACO by day trading LETFs, but that was easy investing as most stocks werte moving up. I looked at VIX, charts- VMAP, RSI, MACD, and set stop losses and never held onto anything overnight to avoid losses. I became cocky and started gambling based on speculation and emotions. Thank you to those who advised me to cut my losses and sell!

Is that a pussy fart onto someone's face?

Your new name is Sarah! Hold onto my pocket.

Thank God I held onto $IREN this week lmao

Wallstreetbets about to hop onto big pharma. **REGENERON REGN** poised for breakout. 600 calls for next week earnings. We flying to 850 retards 🤑🤑🤑🤑🥵🥵🥵📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

Worth holding onto achr or should I pile it all into asts?

if you're a real man, like me, you'll hold onto your fully leveraged call exposed port through the cpi data

wow, my 40$ INTC bags have finally been resurrrected from the dead. Just goes to show, it pays to stay bitter and angry and hold onto your bags a couple years sometimes

If you’re reading this you’re likely overweight and smell bad and should get off Robinhood and onto the treadmill

SPY better hold onto 670

Jump in wsb hype stock on day 1 or 2, don't overstay your welcome, onto the next play

Talking about BYND still won’t bring you your money back. That shit is cooked, onto the next play.

I usually full port shares into one stock at a time but read about this diversification method. Now I get to watch my portfolio go down on 4 different stocks at a time!! These guys are onto something!

Hah and I held onto 4 667c’s. Sold the Q’s and had other Spy’s right at close

Likely story Im onto you 😠

Man I should have held onto some of the beyond meat puts. I thought it was gonna have one more fake pump.

I'll trim all the short term stuff, but hold onto leaps. I trimmed my 25c's today actually, didn't touch 23c's tho. It just doesn't seem to have any momentum behind it right now - and macro risks are high. I don't like holding anything short term thru those situations (where I define short term as < a year) I'm not american, it doesn't go to him.

The cool thing is at least fake meat don’t expire (it probably does) and you bagholders can hold onto it forever.

Idk why ANYONE holds onto meme stocks. They're only good for scalping. If you hold memes, you deserve the burden of that bag.

Mods let us talk about 🍖 and it tanks #IM ONTO YOU 🌈 MODS

# JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE: NOT HAVING DUMPED MY GLD BAGS ONTO SOME REGARD IN HERE AT THE TOP. # LUCKILY, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM

I will maximize my scrolling time everyday to absorb maximum content so I can become one with the algo and finally hit a 100 bagger on calls (my record rn 45 bagger). After that, I’m going to blow everything onto a nice car which is an appreciating asset

Nope... moved onto civil war now. Ray Dalio says it's a risk.

I find it funny as soon as we saw people line up out the gills to buy physical gold it pukes lmao. This can be seen in pretty much any aspect of life. Once the masses catch onto something it's a wrap.

I look away for five minutes and it's already rugging. Listen here's how this goes; it'll dump back to like $1-2 over the week, it'll stay stagnant and then once mainstream media picks up on the squeeze a second round of bagholds enters. It pumps to a fresh new ATH and then dumps again. The cycle repeats once more before everyone moves onto the next hot pump and dump.

Hold onto ya meat, all y’all

are rare minerals just gonna keep tanking? I have no idea why I have held onto these long calls, thought yesterday was the turnaround, but now I'm losing everything, fml, sell or wait for bounce back?

Uh oh is google gonna push this onto everything else?

Holding onto these gld leaps like dear god

We’ve had our little early oct dip. We are moving onto the nov rip.

Ugh fuck me - fake meat was too big and too regarded to fail. Shoulda held onto my calls I bought yesterday morning

Here weee gooo. Hold onto your potatoes Bols

\-4.8% today when the entire market is green. I'm feeling bad juju vibe from it. The semi torch seems to pass onto amd from orcl/nvda.

i think it should be branded a lil different but yeah, you're onto something big!

Is $RR richtech actually worth holding onto? Or is it entirely just a meme with no real future

hold onto your shorts, we going down

The US dollar is down 10% and you regards are just jumping onto gold now. If only there was a way to merge gold and ai and sell it to you mfers I would be a billionaire

Went to Lowe’s earlier. Bought two 20-lb bags of dirt for $80. Next, I’m gonna test it to see how much is rare earth. I think I’m onto something here. Even 10% would be great.