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The fact that gld made its way onto the daily board makes me worried 😢

"US TO DO MORE RARE EARTHS" fuck yea dude. rare earths are the best. they're like a girl that gives good BJs and cooks you a nice dinner every night without complaining. gotta hold onto them tight.

If 🥭 was my dad I’d log onto his twitter account to pump and dump the market too

Anyone here, holding onto EULIF is probably hitting the jackpot on Monday with recent news.

Remember when Moodys downgraded our credit and there was a weekend debate on how much the market would drop lol never latch too hard onto the current thing in the news. Pretty sure that Monday was green 🤣

U guys think r0@ringk1tty ever wakes up bored and just goes calls/puts onto SPX?? What do people with half a billy and beyond even do???

It's so funny watching the hoards of people signing onto the random 7:30 am post of the day we really just tryna make it out here

You're trying to hard. Like come on, the market dropped cuz the pedo talked about fucking cooking oil. It's a political market hanging onto everything the guy says. I didn't choose it, it just is

My winning streak would've continued to 16 days if it wasn't for the itm puts i held onto yesterday's close like a retard. Sold for 85% loss during this mornings pump. Revenge traded and made back 75% of my loss. The biggest slap in the face is that the puts i sold for 85% loss actually 1.5x what i paid yesterday during today's low 😂🥲😡🤡

been in since 30-40 ish? turned 2k into almost 10? Mike Alfred put me onto it. also owned bitf but sold a little too early to buy more iren

ugh REALLY should've gotten back onto NDX/QQQ on the fucking Nvidia dip 🥲🥲🥲

Once again hold onto your britches

NVDA held onto 180 for dear life, bottom Is in

He’s onto us abort

theres this person i dont like at work. i plan on shoving my butthole onto her face. what y'all think ?

I wanna see SPY at 668+ at open. And then onto new ATH by lunch

Keeping an eye on AMD I feel like if it holds onto its gains QQQ will try to stay above 600. If it remembers why it’s called Advanced Money Destroyer, QQQ drops to 580s

# "Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker Nexperia in ‘highly exceptional’ move" ruh roh. hold onto your butts, bools

Who ever said 658 might be onto something

China saying they're holding onto increases cuz they ain't taco trump

you onto something

Chatter on UUUU is weak at best across all media including Reddit. News on UUUU bears nothing meaningful ever unless there is some garbage, apparently hater-fueled latching onto things like the insider sale of relatively miniscule holdings. UUUU = one of the only REM + Uranium exposed serious players here, and the timing remains epic. Long hold, have 100 shares at $7. $7 strike calls for Jan 2027, $6s for Jan 2026, waiting patiently for next earnings on the latter. Hoping to get more chatter here and in the meantime am watching the barely active [https://www.reddit.com/r/UUUU\_Stock/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UUUU_Stock/)

Tomorrow will be all about peace in Middle East, so I expect the general positive attitude will be reflected onto the markets. Tuesday will be the riskiest of em all as I'm still not entirely sure about the outcome of bank earnings

Bears missed another dip, you had a golden ticket out of bearness plopped onto your lap Friday evening

Probably because people who held onto to their puts are too depressed to open the internet.

so that crypto sell of was about as loud and clear as it gets sheeple. This is another poop and scoop and its puts this week and maybe next as the ghey bers have officially been let out of their caves. Fear not bull brothers for our balls are huge and strong and if we hold onto them we can hold on through anything. godspeed regards

I bought the dip hard on my calls towards the end. Still have 69 dte, but nervous how long I can hold onto this. Afraid I’m cooked.

Going onto grindr in DC to see if I can get insider info out of any the white house

maybe that guy who lit himself on fire and said crypto was worthless was onto something

Calm down and look at the 6 mo, 1 yr, then 5 yr chart. If youve been holding onto some cash you will probably have good opportunities to deploy it next week.

Hang onto your anooos.

So your telling me i should have held onto my puts?! Damnit. I'll just buy at the low and lose everything instead 😡

Looks like my daughter is getting way OTM SPY LEAPs for Christmas. “That's as good as money, kid. Those are calls. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? 275 thou cost basis. Might wanna hang onto that one.”

I’m holding onto my January puts here 🤷🏻

sorry guys i just fell onto the chart, my ass is just so fat, i can't help it

That was the playbook for last month. We are moving onto the next playbook ser

Held onto my 672c for today

That’s not the play, sorry. I don’t know why WSB latched onto that. It’s just 75 million to ramp up their production, the real story is that the technology is real and they’re just getting started.

The true float on CCCX is only 31 million shares bc Churchill has to hold onto 10 million shares as sponsor. Float is ridiculously low.

you may be onto something.. 

Hmm at first I thought KVUE spammers were the usual type... but they may be onto something. Unusual option activity and RFK implying they still need proof. Starting to get the ball itch that is Donald Pumps inside sleeeeeze

Damn, I should have held onto my puts for longer.

Because I held onto calls for some dumb fucking reason

Why is Google such a cuck all of sudden again? Jump onto the circular investment shit!

Signs of a limping consumer piles onto these fears. According to a New York Federal Reserve Bank [report](https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc) released in August, household debt increased by $185 billion to reach $18.39 trillion in 2025’s second quarter, while auto loan balances increased by $13 billion, hitting $1.66 trillion. Student loan balances also inched up $7 billion to total $1.64 trillion. “The pain is going to happen across the board,” Lakshmi Ganapathi, founder of investment research firm Unicus Research, told Eisman on the podcast. “It’s in the retail. It’s in the buy-now-pay-later. It’s definitely in the auto.” **So COST customers are financing the big wieners with four easy payments on Klarna?**

Gonna regret holding onto these Tilray calls but fudge it fellas let's enjoy the ride

Wow wow wow, sold my AMD call early but held onto IREN 🤡🤡

Hour and a half til the 10 year note auction, and 2 1/2 hours til FOMC minutes. Hold onto your butts.

unlikely, imo the musical chair game stops kinda soon. Guys on HN talking about it a lot recently and they seem to be early onto shit when it comes to tech trends. Personally I'm fully out of AI shit now

Sorry guys I fell onto the spy chart my ass is just too fat