ORCL

ORCL can suck it, shits dead. Where's the SNPS gain porn at, I wish I didn't write that one off

If ORCL goes down to 165 this week, I will die a happy man.

Garbage stock orcl missed on both eps and revenue. Remove those tax gains and you will see eps below forecast. Due a $2.7 billion pre-tax gain from the sale of Oracle's interest in its Ampere chip company. Removing the $2.7 billion pre-tax gain, Oracle's adjusted non-GAAP EPS is approximately $1.54 per share. This figure is below the analyst consensus estimate of approximately $1.64

Sold $190 orcl puts. Pray for me

I want someone to make Larry Ellison look at his Dorian Grey painting during the earnings call so he instantly ages 30 years and ORCL tanks another $10

everyones talking about ORCL. most people are bearish on ADBE. this sub is so stupid

And that is why you don’t believe any “analysts”. 90% of “investors” bet that ORCL would go up over 10% on earnings

ORCL dumping for two months straight wtf lol

Orcl too

Still fuck you ORCL. I realized $15k loss couple weeks on that POS

People have no attention span - ORCL hasn't even released it's earnings yet.

So if Nvidia records the best earnings ever, nothing happens. But if orcl sinks, nvda drills too

Truly unbelievable market, JPOW says everything we need to have push up and cut with great forward projection, ORCL beats by 50%, and we are sinking. FUCK THIS

!banbet ORCL 195 2d

How did orcl even get to $345 earlier this year 💀

Many were wondering why did ORCL decide a month ago to retire their CEO of 20 years without a much explanation. Today we got the answer. ORCL realized she made up numbers.

40 mins til orcl earnings call. Copium

ORCL bag holders meet behind the dumpster. Big Larry E. needs some stress relief.

ORCL huge eps beat stock will be fine since we got QE back aswell

ORCL should be renamed EPST honor the man who really built the company (jeffery Epstein). Without him "Larry Ellison" (fake name) wouldn't exist

Adbe and orcl to recover fr fr. I heard it through the grapevine

Who did not load NVDA puts for ORCL earnings?

I know y'all thought orcl could do a 30% earnings move again. SNAP fucking sucks

Did ORCL release the report already? I’m lost

Drill ORCL drill. Stop fucking around and crash you POS stock.

If ORCL could settle somewhere between $200 and $0 it'd be great

ORCL will recover

ORCL actually really strong earnings. Got cheaper too. Looks like a good long

Nah but ORCL is opening green, so unbelievably obvious

ORCL a solid long here

Wait wait... ORCL beats earnings by FIFTY FREAKING TWO PERCENT, Jpow says RATE CUTS, and it's down 4% after hours? Never bet on reason.

Need orcl to be 250 and pl to be 18 is that too much to beg for

lol orcl gave up a whole 4 days of gains

Buy the ORCL knife so you can sell to me @ 190

Orcl please bounce bro and fuck these put holders please

Orcl

I don’t like the headline risk in NFLX and NVDA and UBER anymore. Deal news NFLX down 5%. China news ORCL news NVDA down 5%. Waymo news Tesla news UBER down 5%. No matter how bullshit the news. I’m tired of this shit, boss. I’m selling.

sucked down by ORCL?

I don’t like the headline risk in NFLX and NVDA and UBER anymore. Deal news NFLX down 5%. China news ORCL news NVDA down 5%. Waymo news Tesla news UBER down 5%. No matter how bullshit the news. I’m tired of this shit, boss. I’m selling.

Garbage stock orcl never beats their own guidance. They guide unrealistic numbers to pump their stock which they would never meet. Baby nepo trying to buy wbd using daddy’s money

$ORCL looking to buy CHIPS OUTSIDE OF $NVDA WOW $GOOGL TPU FOR ORACLE

$ORCL Q2'26 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $16.06B (Est. $16.21B) 🔴; UP +14% YoY 🔹 Non-GAAP EPS: $2.26 (Est. $1.64) 🟢; UP +54% YoY 🔹 Cloud Revenue (IaaS + SaaS): $8.0B (Est. $8.04B) 🔴; UP +34% YoY 🔹 RPO: $523B; UP +438% YoY; +15% QoQ Segment Performance: 🔹 Cloud Revenue (IaaS + SaaS): $8.0B (Est. $8.04B) 🔴; UP +34% YoY 🔹 Software Revenue: $5.88B (Est. $6.03B) 🔴; DOWN -3% YoY 🔹 Hardware Revenue: $0.78B; UP +7% YoY 🔹 Services Revenue: $1.43B; UP +7% YoY 🔹 Cloud Infrastructure (IaaS): $4.1B (Est. $4.09B) 🟢; UP +68% YoY 🔹 Cloud Applications (SaaS): $3.9B (Est. $3.9B) 🟡; UP +11% YoY 🔹 Fusion Cloud ERP (SaaS): $1.1B; UP +18% YoY 🔹 NetSuite Cloud ERP (SaaS): $1.0B; UP +13% YoY Other Metrics: 🔹 GAAP Operating Income: $4.7B; UP +12% YoY 🔹 Non-GAAP Operating Income: $6.72B (Est. $6.82B) 🔴; UP +10% YoY 🔹 Non-GAAP Operating Margin: 42% (Est. 42.2%) 🔴 🔹 GAAP Net Income: $6.1B; UP +95% YoY 🔹 Non-GAAP Net Income: $6.6B; UP +57% YoY 🔹 GAAP Diluted EPS: $2.10; UP +91% YoY 🔹 Short-term Deferred Revenue: $9.9B 🔹 Operating Cash Flow (LTM): $22.3B; UP +10% YoY Capital Return: 🔹 Dividend: $0.50/share quarterly; record date Jan 9, 2026; payable Jan 23, 2026 Commentary: 🔸 “RPO increased by $68 billion in Q2 up 15% sequentially to $523 billion highlighted by new commitments from Meta, NVIDIA, and others.” – Doug Kehring 🔸 “We are now committed to a policy of chip neutrality where we work closely with all our CPU and GPU suppliers.” – Larry Ellison 🔸 “Oracle has over 211 live and planned regions worldwide more than any of our cloud competitors.” – Clay Magouyrk 🔸 “Our Multicloud database business is our fastest growing business up 817% in Q2.” – Clay Magouyrk 🔸 “All of the top five AI Models are in the Oracle Cloud. We have huge advantages over our applications competitors.” – Mike Sicilia

Hopefully my pl calls will offset my orcl calls lmao

Congrats to all the $ORCL put holders. What a drop!

Have you seen the founder of ORCL ... are you surprised? morally bankrupt, dirty, scheming creep .. Hope PLTR stock is next ... chop chop

I bought ORCL 300p at 345. Wish I was still holding them. Lame ass company and founder

ORCL back to the 100s. IDK how you change the narrative at this point. GOOG coming after OAI hard.

ORCL crushed earnings. Goes down 10%

I bought ORCL 300p at 345. Wish I was still holding them. Lame ass company and founder

Orcl give bear market