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BREAKING: WHOEVER PUTS USA OUT OF FIFA WORLD CUP WILL FACE 500% TARIFFS

NVIDIA CEO HUANG: AI BUILD OUT TO TAKE 7-8 YEARS I need to hold AVGO and VRT 8 years? fuck

1 hour into the market and we are stuck in this price range already? GET ME OUT

LMFAO RDDT GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

Risked 7k on hood 0DTE to make 700 I’m OUT

BREAKING NEWS: TURNS OUT WE DONT NEED DATA CENTERS

#MOTHERFUCKER IM PUTTING MY CRACKED OUT 1 BEDROOM CONDO IN PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN INTO THE DIP

# from 1.73M USD 2 weeks ago to COMPLETE LIQUIDATION NOW. # GUYS NEVER SELL A SHIT TON OF OPTIONS THINKING NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. I GOT COMPLETELY WIPED OUT. I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE PACE OF THE PRICES OF THOSE OPTIONS EXPLODING. SHIT. I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND A MONEY GLITCH FOR SOME MONTHS UNTIL NOW

I FIGURDD OUT HOW TO TIME THE MARKET. SIMPLY BUY INTO VOO EVERYDAY. BUY MY COURSES

PAANIC PAAAAANIC SELL EVERYTHING!!!! ANTHROPICS PLUGIN WILL WIPE OUT ALL THE JOBS IN AMERICA!!!

I think now is the time to FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC 

ZOOM OUT BROS! j/k - you can zoom out all you want. You were living paycheck to paycheck and your portfolio was highly sensitive to short term movements any way.

LOOK OUT BELOW

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING! IT’S FUCKING OVER

LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOOW

ACTUAL FREAK THE FUCK OUT MOMENT 

YES LET IT ALL OUT

BREAKING NEWS: JOB REPORT IS OUT NOW MISSING A LOT

This market is regarded. Market: TECH IS DEAD. ROTATE OUT INTO BOOMER COMPANIES GROWING AT 0.001% YoY. 0.32 seconds later: WAIT, TECH IS CHEAP NOW, ROTATE BACK IN.

Stop FREAKING OUT, BRK/B calls are available

LET THE GUIDANCE COME OUT. WE WILL V.

SELL YOUR 401K ITS OVER FREAK THE FUCK OUT 

TREASURY RULES OUT CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCY Treasury Secretary Bessent said the administration isn’t planning a central bank digital currency and assumes the Fed isn’t either, responding to crypto advocate Rep. Warren Davidson, who labeled a CBDC “communist money.” Short Gold

SOMEONE GET JENSEN ON THE PHONE 😭MY CALLS R DYING OUT HERE

FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL EVERYTHING

7 hours waiting in the fuckin juror room waiting to be called. Can't I just scream out "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE TRAIL IS OUT OF ORDER!" and get excused?

AMD BOLS GOT FLEECED GOOD THING I STAYED OUT THIS ONE

TAKETWO KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK. DID I NOT SAY TO BUY THE DIP

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. ITS FUCKING OVER

WILL WE EVER BREAK OUT OF THIS RANGE. FOREVER CURSED TO 600-700.

HEAR ME OUT! Buy calls during a bull market and buy puts during a bear market then go advertise this knowledge through youtube ads

$NVDA - OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED AT WHICH NVIDIA’S HARDWARE CAN SPIT OUT ANSWERS TO CHATGPT USERS FOR COMPLEX PROBLEMS -SOURCES

$NVDA - OPENAI HAS DETERMINED IT NEEDS ALTERNATIVES TO NVIDIA'S LATEST AI CHIPS IN SOME CASES, HAS SOUGHT ALTERNATIVES SINCE LAST YEAR - SOURCES $NVDA - OPENAI UNSATISFIED WITH SPEED AT WHICH NVIDIA'S HARDWARE CAN SPIT OUT ANSWERS TO CHATGPT USERS FOR COMPLEX PROBLEMS - SOURCES

Idk about y’all but I give the fuck up thinking I’m smarter. MAG 7 and my winners to the moon, fuck your meme coin metals and stupid ass shovel companies. Im OUT! Except Hype that’s my next hedge, but I’m sure Gov’t will fuck me there too

HOLY SMOKES I JUST WOKE UP AND AM FINDING OUT QQQ IS 1% GREEEEN?!!!!!

Me a few hours ago: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLEASE LET ME GET OUT OF SILVER Me now: Everything is going according to plan, monitoring the situation.

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND WARSH SALE EVERYTHING

FREAK THE FUCK OUT. IT IS OVER

JOES ROGAN IS DEAD FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING

im not gonna do, what everyone thinks im gonna do, and FREAK OUT MAN. all i wanna know... is whos comin with me??

i need these FUCKING futes to start FUCKING futing or else im gonna FUCKING FREAK OUT MAN

HEAR ME OUT An island that has lots of consenting Latinas over the age of 23. I call it Puerto Rico.

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL YOUR MINERALS. RUN TO MEMORY RAM STOCKS

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My technical analysis: puts too obvious as always Time to buy calls HOLG FUCK HAVE I FIGURED OUT SECRET SAUCE? I could’ve been doing this shit for last two years instead of trying to actually make sense of market 🧘‍♂️🙏

Silver at prices not seen since last Friday. FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING (again)

BREAKING NEWS: FED CHAIR DECISION IS OUT RIGHT NOW. CHECK IT OUT. UNEXPECTED

BLOOOOOOOOOOW OUT QUARTER LADY