RH

Thought I was glitching. It be RH app

wtf rh

Calls on HOOD, they’re so shameless yet you retards still all use RH

class action RH

Thank God I sold my position i needed to, bc this is the ONE THING RH not supposed to do 😑 ONE JOB

I can’t even fucking view anything on the RH app

imagine if u had a fuck ton amd calls this am but you cant sell cuz rh down lmaooo

dude my RH app bugging rn i can’t do anything

Rh can’t even load amd manipulation

Hug of death RH

wtf RH is fucking me right now by being down

When will rh finally buy good servers

Thank you RH for crashing right as I was about to buy AMD options. Thank you so much.

Rh just crashing lmao

Glad my RH is not the only one fucking me with no lube.

Any1 RH fking up?

Is anyone else’s rh not working?

RH app is blowing d\*\*\* rn

RH on that GAY shit

RH is ruining my life

YO FUCK RH

What the fuck is wrong with RH? Dog shit platform

RH not loading graphs now lol classic

RH is moving real sluggish

wtf rh not working

Just glanced at the call volume for AMD on RH. There’s about 3500 of you regards about to quit your jobs.

Oh idk I don’t use RH. Check yahoo finance it shows it. It didn’t drop hard or anything was just up almost 8 percent an hour ago

Where? RH it doesn’t show

gold is going nuts now. tried to put in 3 stop buys on /mgc using the RH ladder, and they all disappeared?

RH prediction payout on 🌽=$125k before EOY. Name brand ramen tonight!!!

So i got picked up by ICE out last night. Told them to open my RH app They saw me jacked to the tits on margin on SPY puts. Declared me a fellow retard and handed me a recruitment form. Imma yolo my 50k signing bonus on 0dtes <<>>

RH shows spy closing down 02 cents and yahoo finance shows it closing up 03 cents. What gives?

RH is dumb as fuck. Couldn’t buy SPX earlier because it said unsettled funds. Now it lets me and the funds were already settled

Did RH remove the buy button from $META

Did RH take too many Tylenols?

Send me your RH log in we trade for each other here

Got a ticker can’t find it on RH 😂

I wonder how much money RH is making selling options to us, especially to you water heads that don’t check the spread before you buy? 

Yeah RH really tailored it to retail in every way, that’s their demographic especially all the betting, other brokers probably won’t, they want a more serious “investing” looking platform

that alpha gonna decay if the other brokers do it too. But I don't think they will -- it's too much of a meme and the other guys are "serious" about it. RH gamified it and nailed that, I don't think the bigger guys wanna take that risk

Anyone betting on SF on RH for a quick scalp

Gimme $671 before RH liquidates my shit.

Man I wish RH had an option to just hide certain positions. I sold a bunch of positions in the past only because of the wild swings in their market value due to low liquidity and big spreads. Those positions would have netted me a lot of money right now

RH just credited me for mispricing their SPX options bruh.

Oh my puts are up 20% thanks RH

Fuck RH only giving me 35 shares of Fermi, I know a good grift when I see one

What a wonderful day. First time got I got 100% order fill for an ipo and easy 25% gain auto selling at open. Fourth time RH really doesn’t care huh? Tossed it into 670 SPY calls and watched that shit rocket with ATH for another 50% gain. Almost doubled my portfolio with two easy moves and now I’ll go spend the next two weeks traveling or in a resort. What the fuck is the market even running on though? It’s been like a decade and I still don’t understand where all the money to go up comes from?? Anyway time to open some leaps while I continue betting on SPY ATHs. Gotta diversify like they say. I wish all fellow gambler luck in this casino.

This is going to dump right after RH closes everyone’s puts at a loss

Opens up Roth and 401k ah yes I’m awesome at this. Opens up RH options account 😳🔫