RH

Anyone betting on SF on RH for a quick scalp

Gimme $671 before RH liquidates my shit.

Man I wish RH had an option to just hide certain positions. I sold a bunch of positions in the past only because of the wild swings in their market value due to low liquidity and big spreads. Those positions would have netted me a lot of money right now

RH just credited me for mispricing their SPX options bruh.

Oh my puts are up 20% thanks RH

Fuck RH only giving me 35 shares of Fermi, I know a good grift when I see one

What a wonderful day. First time got I got 100% order fill for an ipo and easy 25% gain auto selling at open. Fourth time RH really doesn’t care huh? Tossed it into 670 SPY calls and watched that shit rocket with ATH for another 50% gain. Almost doubled my portfolio with two easy moves and now I’ll go spend the next two weeks traveling or in a resort. What the fuck is the market even running on though? It’s been like a decade and I still don’t understand where all the money to go up comes from?? Anyway time to open some leaps while I continue betting on SPY ATHs. Gotta diversify like they say. I wish all fellow gambler luck in this casino.

This is going to dump right after RH closes everyone’s puts at a loss

Opens up Roth and 401k ah yes I’m awesome at this. Opens up RH options account 😳🔫