ROAD

NFLX being this low for this long is like walking down the street and seeing money on side of the road and just staring at it unsure of what to do, too good to be true....until the wind blows it away if you don't just grab it.

Why did the nihilist ber cross the road? >!Who cares. Nothing matters.!<

I’m so bitter at this point. I can’t wait for this all to come crashing down. And if they try and bail out the banks and all you regards. I hope everyone else revolts and we get back to the Stone Age. I’m all cash not a bear but it just seam like this is headed down a road like 2008 again and it’s stupid

This algo pump horseshit better hit the road tomorrow

WH sources confirmed that the President went the extra mile in pursuit of the Nobel price and is in the early stages of a framework to settle the Coyote-Road Runner dispute! “Eat that haters!” said Mrs. Leavitt when asked to comment.

Sell or hold UUUU. I think it’s got a tough road ahead at this point

New definition of a deal is not making a deal on anything and just delaying what you want to do until later. Just keep kicking the can down the road. Calls.

Don't call it a comeback because I never left 🗣 🔥 my road back to 50k begins.

Take your bull to the old town road, ride till you cant no more

PATH road to $20 eom? Calls are still at low IV

I just saw the long walk and I feel it's a metaphor for capitalism. But more importantly the market. All those bynd bag holders getting shot and left in the road. 

I mined tons of ETH when you could do it easy with a GPU but spent it all on drugs on silk road. Good times worth around ~100k now :(

The Silk Road days were 🐐

Texas Road House take out, beer, football and anticipating a green day tomorrow… not bad

The supreme court is i his pocket. They will keep kicking the can down the road till his last year.

https://preview.redd.it/2pro0ysitaxf1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48105e06b285cb37da7fbad606fc16dedbc25f2d Another road trip to Orlando to buy more corals with my gains in the stock market 🪸

Ok so the advice applies to all your assets, not just brokerage. If you hit sb on the road and their family sue, after insurance pays, they can come after you (your house/brokerage) for the rest. LLC could (not will) protect you IF you maintain the “corporate veil”. If you dont know how to do that, LLC does not do shit This is not a legal advice etc Edit: forgot to add, it matters if you hit the person while driving on LLC business or personally

This is for people than can read, the rest of you are helpless fucks that deserve to lose your money anyway. What happened with BYND: - Company circling the toilet, about to go bankrupt - To kick the can down the road, they did a swap deal; push $1.1bn in debt load from 2027 to 2030, in exchange for giving *326 million new shares* to bondholders. Before this, there were only ~76 million *total outstanding shares*, which means over 3 out of every 4 shares of BYND were created a couple of weeks ago. - Stock price was around $2; making 4x the shares out of thin air put the value of each individual share at around $0.50, which is where it settled when the lock-up on selling ended. - Fire up the clankers, go to WSB, and do some direct-to-sucker marketing about "short squeezing the hedgies". - Offload your shares worth $0.50 for $7.50 to some FOMO prone dipshits that can't do any research. - Rug the fuck out of those idiots and laugh all the way to the bank. **The more you fuckers fall for shit like this, the more this is going to keep happening here.** I don't know why many of you aren't in financial conservatorships.

Why did the BYND bol cross the road? >!Because they were autistic as fuk LMAO 🤌!<

Why did BYND cross the road?

When your shoe shiner mentions to buy INTC and that today's CPI will be cool It's sell the news at the newstand, just across the road at Wall St

Sadly, the average price of a new car is 50k. 90k isn't what it used to be, but throwing it 50/50 into Q's/SP500 will certainly help your finances down the road.

Intel road to $100 . Copium

If the company isn't burning millions every quarter with no road to profitability in sight, I ain't interested.

When the analyst says "i think tesla is far ahead of competition on self driving", thats when i know hes a retard. Googles waymo is obviously the farthest ahead and has been on the road the longest.

road trips are 99% non-busy interstate

The Tesla fsd road trip videos on yt are wild. 500 miles without touching the wheel or pedals from point to point. And you still doubt them

Why did the chicken cross the road? i dont think they did at all. i have tried so many different text to video AI tools. NONE of them show the chicken crossing! evidently thats a hard thing to do.

Rail road bonds are the next BYND

So TSLA's going to go up because of the thousands and thousands of robotaxis on the road now, right?

Elon: there will be 20 million robotaxis on the road next year - at the end of next year everyone in there house will have a Optimus -Tesla will be worth more than every company X10 combined ...what did I miss??

Imagine an announcement of 40-50 year mortgages and rate cuts.  They were floating the idea. Could help kick the can down the road further and inflate more debt. The gold market is sniffing out some fukery but that doesnt mean the market crashes. It just means the poors get left further and further behind.

All over America Prime delivery vans sit idle on the side of the road as drivers are unable to decide whether to go right or left.

CAPE ratio ATH, Buffet indicator ATH, Gold ATH, margin debt ATH. Bols just hoping for one last push up before the rubber meets the road.

California is home to the most boring-est stretch of road known to man. Grapevine. The worst

Consumer facing ai products have generated $20B, on a $2T investment. The rubber will meet the road sooner rather than later.

Has anybody ever thought of a.i. glasses that translate different languages in realtime? For ex: To read road signs? But surely they'd cost $900+...

Now that your comment is hidden, the road will become harder

The road to 100% gain started now, only 200% to go

Boys this is just noise. We all want a crash, but mango isn’t going to let it crash. And even if it did crash for half a second, he’s gonn have the fed brrr the printers, and Jpowell can dance with the money gun again. Cracks are forming, but they have road crews on standby with FlexSeal to patch and run. Big boys are just reorganizing their money anyways.

Okay bulls, road to recovery starts now. Need catalysts to stop this fear, the closet is empty.

Wow ABAT road to 5 again? Nice recovery

damn everything is still dumping, i guess this is the end of the road

The V comes just before lunch, and the retail lunch buyers shall feast. Then, a hefty dump at 12:58 and check mark up the rest of the day. That's at least what happened is season 4, episode 3 of Real World/Road Rules Challenge. RIP Carson Daly.

Market lost and confused like a child left at the gas station during a family road trip

"Six Hundred Forty new ETFs created first half this year -- averaging 3 per day" Shitty ETFs targeting hungry young males are the new garbage cryptocurrency. Create a ponzi ETF, dangle crazy high yields, collect fat management fees, and then pay the incels back their own money, as their shares bleed value. Easy recipe for success. Easy road to massive copium for the bloody bros. Exploit their greed.

Have been road tripping around Europe for a couple weeks. It sucks man. Non-stop tolls. Pay to park, pay to poop. Car yells at you if you drive more than 2 hours and tells you to take a break. They are a conquered people. The only thing they got right was traffic circles. So much better. USA is the best for traveling. Gas, piss, and big gulp and you keep going.

On the road to recovery from last Friday, but this time with hedges in case cooking oil man strikes!

Brother first off I’m sorry to hear that. Second, you’re gonna have to hit it hard. No weening off no baby steps, take a week long road trip when you’re about to run out and go experience yourself again as corny as that sounds. Get away from any and all access

bulls let's take the high road and just remind the bears of the blessings of being a bull