SAM

So is uncle sam

Sell it to Sam Altman.

Confusious say, silver in hand better than Gen ai slop in Sam Altmans bush

I’m no expert but it’s probably not great that Sam Altman is bearish on AI.

I wonder what fantastical source sam thinks better chips will come from, the fairy godmother?

Buying nvda calls when it hits daily support bc sam altman is a tool

Sam Altman a little homeschooled bitch who always looks like he’s about to cry

Sam Altman has redirected all OpenAI compute resources to holding the market hostage. The bleeding will continue until Jensen deposits $100 billion in the bag 

If CSO's name is Sam it's a scam

Sam exposed Nvidia and the tech house of cards comes crashing down. The whole narrative was built around AI which has hit a plateau.

Fuck sam Altman

https://preview.redd.it/gfo1b7klkahg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66c5bc82081c0c95d3da5f9299a1f3b4344cdb7 Sam Altman watching Nvidia rn after they refused to give him 100 billion

At this stage, even Sam Altman would do a better job

Sam breaking up with Jensen to date Lisa when?

Sam walks into a bar, bartender says “why the long face” Sam doesn’t reply, because he is actually a horse

sam altman is AI SBF

Bob odenkirk played a character on curbed that had a line that read “Larry welcome to the home that cum built” and it makes me think of sam and the circle jerk

Like Sam trying for Jensen omg

Do you guys think Sam will look himself in the mirror and feel bad about doing Brad and Jensen that way?

Lol Sam Altman trying to save face on Twitter just reveals how fucked they really are. 

We love working with NVIDIA and they make the best AI chips in the world. We hope to be a gigantic customer for a very long time. I don't get where all this insanity is coming from. Sam Altman Lmao 🤣

Dan on cnbc just said Sam knows where his bread is buttered

I agree they need to do something to change the narrative from Goog and others. This doesn’t make Sam look good either everyone knows what just happened

Sam Altman with the taco on NVDA after Jensen borrowed a pltr drone to threaten him with it for those comments

market still overextended and why is sam even commenting on nvda, he has bigger fish to fry

Sam Altman # > We love working with NVIDIA and they make the best AI chips in the world. We hope to be a gigantic customer for a very long time. ### > I don't get where all this insanity is coming from.

Fuck you Sam Altman

Is Sam genuinely retarded trying to pick a fight with Jensen

I am Sam, Sam I am, Sam is scam, scam is Sam, I do not like that scammer Sam, I do not like that Sam that scams.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds. Sam: 🍽️ 🖐️ 

Deleting ChatGPT cause Sam is dumb

sam altman catcalled me outside a trader joe’s

Jensen: Sam, I think we should talk. Sam: WELL I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU ANYWAYS AND I WAS FAKING THOSE ORGASMS!

Where exactly did Sam Altman even come from? Like one day i woke up and boom we had a new character and his software just appeared. Makes me think all this shit is fake and you fucks only exist in my mind

$NVDA conspiracy theory. Jensen bought Groq at a ridiculous $20B, no one really knows why. OpenAI had wanted to buy Groq and Jensen swooped in paying whatever the fuck cause he don't care. Regardless of the above, Sam Altman clearly mad he paying Jensen compute tax. Now playing media politics to shit on $NVDA. Good, fucking, luck Sam. How dumb and arrogant do you have to be.

Sam Altman needs to fuck off Tired of his horse face

Sam lying about not wanting NVDA chips is like me saying I don’t want the girl with the roundest of ass and want an iron board instead 😂😂

Sam Altman is so soft

I don’t think Sam Altman is very good at this 

Sam Altman acts homeschooled

He’s just mad Jensen doesn’t want to give him more money to burn Really stupid comment by Sam because he sure as shit won’t win the ai race without NVDA

Over reaction to a Sam Altman’s shenanigans

Sam Altman is so cooked.

MSFT is acting as a defacto stock for OpenAI which isn't good since Sam Altman is getting his ass kicked by GOOG. The Faster MSFT can divorce from ChatGPT and come out with their own AI the better they'll be.

What’s the worst that could happen if u don’t pay Uncle Sam

Really need Sam sister-fucking Altman to announce a new core partnership with $FIG

Sam and Dean.

could be the sam jensen deal falling apart? idk. whole market was overbought, macro conditions are bad

OPENAI IS FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SAM ALTMAN

🚨BREAKING🚨 SAM ALTMAN COMMITS TO BUY 5 MILLION MELANIA MOVIE TICKETS