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Hi Sam 👋🏻

Sam Altman responding so defensively, with mockery and deflection to a genuine question by an investor regarding the $1.4T of committed expenses or spending with a $1B or so of revenue is …a major red flag, no?

I just want to see Sam lose. But if openai starts to struggle then Microsoft and nvida both start to tumble. Along with it google aswell and the wider market.... so need openai to keep getting money somewhere

Because Sam Altman is running out of money and chatgpt is losing users....

Top comment award. This combined with chatGPT losing market share can't be good for Sam. They are rushing to make so many apps and products but slowing down in growth. Lots for others to take from them.

i mean realistically, its more than just GOOG, its Buffet saying "US tech isnt a meme, AI isnt a fad". After 3 weeks of constant assfucking barrage of Sam Altman having no money + Is AI a bubble articles, this should be the first good news that could finally change sentiment. Next week we'll have every news, tv etc talking about Warren 's last bet on AI, thats good vibes.

Sam Altman punching the air rn

Oliver Mulherin is the husband of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Mulherin is known for his private lifestyle but recently became more public following his marriage to Altman in a private Hawaiian ceremony in January 2024, and they welcomed a son via surrogacy in February 2025.

Kiss sundar feet and say thank you to great demis hasabis He makes Sam Altman look like a bitch in AI

Sam Altman combined those old text based adventure games from the 90's with nvdia chips and created this "AI" boom. LMAO

Today I found out Sam Altman has a husband

Sam Altman 🫷🚫 Scam AI man ✅️

jensen and sam if he still has them must show balls on camera

Sam Altman

BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman and OpenAI announce deal with the CEO of SPY! SPY's CEO was reported to have said "I don't know. I just felt like I needed to agree to something. Sam was just crying sooooo loud. It was super awkward"

If they promise Sam Altman a bail out, they can save this beautiful bull market until the 2026 OpenAI IPO

This was such a blessing in disguise. I had so much short term cap gains, and recently sold high and rebought. Can finally take some loses and rotate. Fuck you Uncle Sam!

Maybe saying the government needs to be the lender of last resort wasnt a good idea sam Altman

just revealed that all the openai trillion dollar deals have been filed under the name harvey humpsey, sam altman's dog

"Whether we burn $500 Million, $5 Billion, or $50 Billion-I don't care"- Sam Altman(OpenAI) This is the type of fiscal discipline you want to see from a CEO

The company has debt that rivals Uncle Sam...

SUNDAR PICHAI WILL COOK SAM ALTMAN AND THE INDIAN PERPLEXITY BOZO

DEMIS HASABIS IS THE GOAT FK SAM ALTMAN

Demis hasabis > Sam altman

Sam Altman and Alex Karp haunts me in my dreams

Sam Altman started a non-profit to change the world Now he runs a for-profit LLM that he pimps out to lonely middle aged women at r/myboyfriendisai

Sam Altman sign another quadrillion dollar deal and my life is yours

Sam Altman was heard screaming “no no not yet oh god I have not IPO’ed I thought had more time oh god no”.

# Extreme global recession, AI fugazi, Sam Altman spends imaginary dollars, crypto collapsing, depreciation is understated --> earnings are inflated, unemployment exploding, record valuations, cockroaches in banking system, exploding federal debt, record inflation, mag7 taking on more and more debt to finance unprofitable data centers --> huge debt burden.... # --> and I leveraged at the top :( # 2026 could get really really nasty for me

So, by selling my profitable positions, and waiting till January to make my Q4 tax payments, I essentially have an 0 interest loan from Uncle Sam. Any suggestions for what I can just dump my money into, with the intent to sell and pay taxes in early January?

I think we all need to do some self-reflection and ask ourselves how we can take shorter showers and do other things to save water for Sam Altman and the data centers 

# Extreme global recession, AI fugazi, Sam Altman spends imaginary dollars, crypto collapsing, depreciation is understated --> earnings are inflated, unemployment exploding, record valuations, cockroaches in banking system, exploding federal debt, record inflation, mag7 taking on more and more debt to finance unprofitable data centers --> huge debt burden.... # --> and I leveraged at the top :( # 2026 could get really really nasty for me

Sam Altman is about to take it up the ass with a big black fork and I'm here to watch every inch of it

I should have known META was fucked because Cramer made fun of Sam Altman and said atleast META was spending real money.

Sam Altman the kind of guy to tell you to rub the lotion on your skin or it gets the hose again.

Sam Altman is sketchy

Sam Altman crashing out is def a signal. He’s like fuuuuuuck you mean I can’t unalive every AI bear? But that was my master plan! 

# Breaking: # Sam Altman to sign OpenAI deal with ShopRite

>JPM has made me so much money. >My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at that Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. Rob his own grandma kinda man. >And man has it paid off. u/Brawmethius Lol I wouldn't go that far but yes, his relationship with regulators is very good. He is viewed as an elder statemen and he'll often have first dibs to help clean up any of the weaker banks that blow up periodically. Plus incredible deployment of capital, fortress principles, etc. Extremely good risk management and always attracting top talent. It's just a very well run bank.

JPM has made me so much money. My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at that Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. Rob his own grandma kinda man. And man has it paid off.

Sam Altman and OpenAI of course. Who else? What's another 50 billion for a company that definitely is going to spend more than 1 trillion

I'm Definitely giving a lot of weight to the board member and Sam Altman being a legendary plumper.

I was at the movies when I heard "oh your not to big to feel are you?" and then I noticed Sam Altman leaned over with his hand in my popcorn maintaining eye contact.

🥭pardon Sam Bacon-Fried

bill hwang went to jail for scamming 10 billion, sam altman walks free scamming a trillion

That guy is a total fraud like Sam Altman anyway, they were roommates

Sam Altman 🗣️🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Jensen Huang: **I've never seen Sam Altman sign anyone's titties**

Sam Altman: **Fact is, Jensen Huang couldn’t have done it without me** ***Better Call Saul style edit***

Sam Altman says they need to make more "electrons" to make more compute. Bro thinking electricity requires more electrons. Einstein and Bohr rolling in their grave.