SAM

CoreWeave announces partnership with WM to dump their 3 month old assets into a landfill. WM announces sale of landfills to NEM. NEM announces new mining of e-waste in recent purchase of WM landfills. I can do the revenue ouroboros better than Sam Altman.

Things feeling a bit sketchy. Like Sam Altman might be Scam Altman

The park 3 minutes away from my home has a flushless urinal so every time I have to go pee I go there to save some water for Sam Altman and the data centers 

AI this week: - We sold our entire $6B position in NVDA - OpenAI begging for a preemptive bailout because they can't grow $650B/year to fund their promised capex - Chips are sitting idle because there's no power - Accounting fraud to boost revenue reports - MSFT, META, AMZN all layoffs hiring freeze data center wind down - Sam Altman refuses to answer how they're going to build revenue - Experts left and right gaining airtime calling question to the entire space

Sam Altman can’t explain how he’d raise revenue without the AI circle jerk.

Cramer just said Meta is playing with real money, not Sam Altman money 🤣

Sam Altman will be sucking dick in Wendy’s car park for spare change by 2031

they are actually relying on the government. Sam Altman is just the scapegoat. When the time comes they will throw him under the bus

Can’t believe the entire market and economy is relying on fucking Sam Altman…

Sam Altman to be appointed as Chief AI Scientist at META.

He will dump it into the next Sam Altman scam

Sam Altman is our GDP

Can’t believe the entire market and economy is relying on fucking Sam Altman…

I poop so much I feel bad for Sam Altman that I’m using so much water flushing when he really needs that water for the data centers 

Sam, holding UNH until mid December. Had profit and let it all slip like an absolute idiot. Lesson learned as well, no one ever went broke taking profit

I almost got liquidated on Friday but luckily I called Sam Altman and asked for a job This counts as a “strategic partnership” and all of a sudden JPM approved me for a trillion dollars in credit

i think the best thing that can happen with ai is people get more discerning about names to invest in so we don't melt up in a straight line but we don't suddenly crash either. i really like anthropic among the big names now, the more i hear sam altman speak i like him and openai less and less

Okay, Sam.

Burry's short made Sam panic last week for a bailout

Who is the creepiest techno-facist billionaire? Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, Alex Karp or Elon Musk?

Did anyone else see the Sam Altman interview? He giving Elon "burn the shorties" energy

Breaking: Sam Altman announces deal with Wendy's to purchase $1 billion dollars worth of Wendy's new chicken tendies

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BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman and OpenAI announce deal with Sam Altman and OpenAI for computing and chip purchases worth over 6 quintillion dollars

Sam Altman better produce AGI next quarter. Otherwise, everybody will have to switch to investing in locomotives and radio.

I want to confess to Sam Ultraman I have been using ChatGPT since 1st month but I have never paid a penny. And I have no intention to pay him in any foreseeable future.

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So the men’s bathroom flush sensores are actually Sam Altman ballsack scanners , sent to Peter Theil for MRNA replication

Sam Altman Fried

On Monday, OpenAI is investing $2 trillion in SPY. SPY CEO is meeting Sam Altman tonight at his house. SPY to the moon. Because $2 trillion will be added to SPY.

can i just say that americans are putting their entire AI bubble on a ghey vegan assman like sam and that is not a vibe (he doesn’t even have a plan for sex escorts)

There's a polymarket on when Sam altman would be in jail by

The Dems will not fold, the puts are foretold; thus the gay bears will feast on Sam altmans butthole.

sam altman wants a preemptive bailout. gets roasted and backs down. says we never wanted that. then today openAI requests chips act funds be expanded to data centers. does he think we won't notice the grift?

You know, a 50-year old Sam Bankman-Fried would probably look a lot like Alex Karp

>Over the last few months, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has been on a tear of dealmaking, announcing multibillion dollar agreements with the biggest tech companies in the world. There’s Oracle, Nvidia, Microsoft, AMD, Broadcom, and most recently, Amazon. He’s committed to spending a grand sum total of $1.4 trillion on datacenters in the coming years — an eyebrow-raising figure for a company which claims its annual revenue is projected to reach $20 billion this year, begging an all-important question for the entire tech industry, whose fate is now tied to OpenAI: What happens if he can’t pay? >At an event this week, OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar seemed to suggest that the government could act as a “backstop” for the company’s commitments — comments she later walked back. And in a long-winded post on X, Altman addressed the question of what happens to OpenAI if its web of deals falls apart: >“If we screw up and can’t fix it, we should fail, and other companies will continue on doing good work and servicing customers,” Altman said. “...We of course could be wrong, and the market—not the government—will deal with it if we are.” >The odds don’t look great right now. In order to come through on its compute commitments, OpenAI’s revenue would have to grow to an estimated $577 billion by 2029, roughly the size of Google’s revenue that same year, Tomasz Tunguz, a general partner at Theory Ventures, wrote in a recent blog post. That’s a roughly 2900% jump from its current projections for 2025. “These are crazy numbers,” he told Forbes. Ok maybe a little bubble

If Sam Altman had a penny for every time someone said "AI bubble", OpenAI would still not be profitable.

Sam altman is an acoustic retard but not in a good way like us

Sam Altman wanting some weird government compute infrastructure is the most regarded thing I've read in the 8 years I've been on the wallstreetbets reddit.

I don’t think this is the bubble popping but if I had to be rational on the pullback: - the bad jobs data about most layoffs since 2008 definitely spooked everyone - shutdown costing the economy - also market being done with Sam Altman and his bs and pricing in some of these billion dollars never showing up It’s all making the market fragile and putting itself in a tantrum. Part of me thinks it’s also sliding to mount pressure on opening it up rather than the other approach of not caring and going up anyway

🥭 gonna have to give sam a tril to keep the ai stuff going then 🤡

Why would NVDA reverse 30 dollars because of a shutdown Think today made it obvious they called bullshit with Sam begging and stuff and are slowly getting out

Flushing the toilet every 8 pees and 2 poops and showering every 3 days to save water for Sam Altman and those data centers. Don’t be selfish, help Sam out 

Gonna raw dog my preworkout from now on Just throw the powder in my mouth  Sam Altman needs the water for those data centers more than me 

>Sam Altman: look at me, I'm the Uncle Sam now

Feel like the market has been dumping the day before my 401k dist hits. Its like free money. Thanks Sam

They must have read Sam Altman's book on deal making 

Weird how the Communist Party of China is buying into a fake bubble conjured up by Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg in a Hawaiian bunker... I wonder how that's supposed to work

“First of all, we’re doing well more revenue” -Sam Altman-Fried

yeah i have a question for sam altman: how dare you?