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I do like that all this led to everyone hating sam altman fried

Sam Altman 🫷🚫 #SCAM AI MAN

Sam Altman Fried needs all our money, water and electricity so he can replace our jobs.

I don't understand why Sam Altman made Sarah Friar the CFO of OpenAI She was CEO of NextDoor, CFO of Square, and a SVP of Salesforce and all those companies/stocks suck

Imagine the chaos if Sam Altman and Elizabeth Holmes hooked up and unleashed their spawn on the world

Dude Sam Altman is gay.

I FEEL LIKE SAM ALTMAN I GET ALL THE BITCHES

Sam shoulda been nicer to Elon 😂

Tesla having a $1T commitment and OpenAI having a $1T commitment is funny. Sam will cry when Elon approaches OpenAI with their only option lmao.

“HAAA Sam, people love me!” -Elon

Sam Altman Aug 2025 - AI is a bubble Nov 2025 - Can we borrow some money?

Microsoft reporting $4 billion loss on OpenAI equity was the day the realization sat in that its all house of cards. OpenAI has more than a $1 trillion in obligations and no way to pay for them. Sam keeps repeating that OpenAI has a good revenue but the clear picture is only available from MSFT earnings report. On top of that OpenAI co founder Ilya sutskever said Sam Altman has a habit of lying. So whatever might Sam says now has to be taken in with grain of salt. I thank stoned me who full ported AAPL three days ago after realizing market will pay huge attention to if OpenAI has any revenue or not. I think thats the reason why GOOG, AAPL and AVGO didn’t go down as much. AVGO has 80% AI chip business tied to GOOG. And GOOG is well protected as it is the only company who doesn’t need to pay anyone else a lot of money for development of AI. I also think thats is the reason Apple went with gemini for Siri overhaul because there is a significant chance OpenAI might not even survive in long term.

Gift wrap Sam Altman, toss him in a crate full of Blackwell GPUs and exchange him with China for a panda or two

What's the polymarket on Sam Altman getting bailed out by the US gov in order to pay out all the false promises?

Someone tell Sam Altman

The country will starve, but I take pride knowing Sam Altman will add 1 trillion to the deficit all by himself

Summary of today: Premarket up 0.26% with 30 minutes to open Suddenly drops about 0.4% and goes red with a few minutes to open Realisation sets in they bid it up overnight and as soon as open hits it just free falls Sam Altman is a retard for calling his own top begging for money the absolute retard Bessent another retard for saying some parts are already in recession Important guy at novo opens hood app and sees the damage and faints on live tv with mango sitting in front of him (some say mangos fart may have been the cause) Speaking of hood, it slips 10% Mango still thinks drug prices can come down 700% (the max is 100% otherwise you’re paying people to buy it?) 0DTEs, weeklies, monthlies getting absolutely destroyed and shaken out Gov still not open and market is getting more and more fragile and overreacting to every little thing like a teenager going through puberty Forgot to add: many layoffs occurring (market knew this would happen because of AI but now it suddenly cares. We’re moving the goalposts back and forward because we’re not sure if we’re bullish or bearish)

Sam Altman, this you?

Sam Altman poured jet fuel on a wildfire

#SOMEONE THINK OF SAM JUST 1 TRILLION TAX PAYER DOLLARS PLEASE

Sam Altima pls

So when do we lynch Sam Altman?

Sam on x: First, “How is OpenAI going to pay for all this infrastructure it is signing up for?” We expect to end this year above $20 billion in annualized revenue run rate and grow to hundreds of billion by 2030. We are looking at commitments of about $1.4 trillion over the next 8 years. Obviously this requires continued revenue growth, and each doubling is a lot of work! But we are feeling good about our prospects there; we are quite excited about our upcoming enterprise offering for example, and there are categories like new consumer devices and robotics that we also expect to be very significant. But there are also new categories we have a hard time putting specifics on like AI that can do scientific discovery, which we will touch on later.

Breaking: Trump pardons Sam Altman for future crime of single handedly collapsing the US economy

2026: Sam Altman holds us gov hostage says he won't be able to pay out on partnerships without 1 trillion from tax payers. "We will lose the AI race if we don't, too big to fail!"

Sam Altman is a con artist and now trying to con government with tax payers $$$

sam assman should just go public if he wants $1T and then also give Elon his $1T for not being Sam Non Profit Assman anymore

Sam Altman literally said they plan to sell some of that compute as well don't worry guys. So altman going to pay other companies to build compute, that he can rent and sell to other companies as well. I wish they had succeeded in firing him.

OpenAI has shaken every tree for money in the public market and now needs to shake down Uncle Sam. LMFAO.

Sam Altman Sam Bankman Both promises unlimited gains with breakthrough technology. Coincidence? I think not

Breaking: Sam Altman announces OpenAI partnership with Wendy's

Sam Altman: We don't want government to back OpenAI, but we WANT government to throw unlimited money at us.

I don't feel like reading that entire Sam Altman tweet. ChatGPT, please summarize it for me. Did he come out as 🌈?

Sam altman tweeted the bull run continues (I hate this guy and his company so much)

The fact GOOG is the only AI company in the landscape not sucking on Sam Altman and OpenAI's dick and has their own AI along with that paradigm changing quantum chips is why so many people are so damn bullish on Google.

BLOOMBERG: OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN TO FUND OPENAI OPERATIONS BY WORKING PART TIME AT WENDY’S

There will be no federal bailout for Al. The U.S. has at least 5 major frontier model companies. If one fails, others will take its place.' - 🥭Al Official David Sacks. Sam Altman Should be in Jail, disgusting scammer.

First world country citizen starving while non profits ceos talk about getting trillion of grant from uncle Sam. Leader meanwhile talks about weight loss 🤡

OpenAI wants my tax money, go public and raise money like a proper org Sam 🙄

Sam Altman should have thought harder before promising $1.4tn commitments, equivalent to the size of the whole global private debt market. Dumbass

In hindsight, yeah, Sam Altman telling the government they have no money was prolly the top

Sitting next to Tom Lee waiting for our job interview at Wendy's. The interviewer is Sam Altman

Sam Altman crashes out 5 days ago saying anyone who is concerned about how OpenAI plans to pay for its 1.4T$ in spend commitment on 13B$ a year in revenue is a "short-seller" for a company that doesn't even have public stock offerings. Yesterday he says he wants the federal government to pick up this tab Now 🥭 says they're not bailing out AI companies Pretty much impossible not to feel like this isn't the end of the road. Sam Altman's crash out might have been the top

Sam Altman warned folks of ai bubble. It took berry to come out of the woods to convince people.

Sam Altcoin

Sam Altman asking for a trillion when their IPO valuation is set to have a market cap of a trillion Just make a deal with yourself bro

Do you think Sam Altman could hold us all hostage by threatening to release what we talk to ChatGPT about? I can't have my family finding my Jerome Powell fanfics

So OpenAI promises all these big investments, checks their empty wallet and then has the balls to ask our shut down government for a trilly. Nice move Sam

Definitely rocky roads atm and doesn’t help with the bearish shit Sam gayman did Just need a string of good news like gov reopening, December rate cut and the sentiment will flip so fast and people FOMO this to 7000

But we spent all our money they gave us on buildouts but now Nvidia wants us to honor our end of the deal and pay them. Pony up Uncle Sam