SAM

first thing openai should do when public is to pay 1,1T to sam altman just to fuck with elon and then buy OPEN as their ticker

Sam Altman eating Krispy Kreme this morning while getting his asshole rimmed DNUT moon

Breaking: Trump announce OpenAI CEO Sam Altman as Supreme AI leader with 2 trillion dollar government budget.

>CNN: SAM ALTMAN SEEKS GOVERNMENT BACKING IN BID TO BEAT BONNIE BLUE'S SINGLE DAY 'DEALS CLOSED' RECORD 

Fuck you’re snap, Sam…here’s a trillion

The AI trade is in a standoff if Sam is asking for a bailout now

wen is sam assman non profit getting his $1T milk from daddy trumps tits

sam altman-fried

Sam Altman walks into a bar, sits down next to a congressman and says "I'll have what Israel is having" 

"Sam Altman in 2023: “It’s hopeless to compete with us.” OpenAI in 2025: We’d like a government loan guarantee, please."

If Sam needs money so bad just full port calls then announce a partnership with them?? If wsb can figure this one out surely he can!?!?

SAM trending ticker 🤣

Sam Altman is gonna be even creepier when he's a trillionaire.

Why don't we just give Sam his money? Like, just straight up print it for the man. It just bypasses the needless investment circlejerk that will ultimately lead to "grants"/bailouts that taxes the people anyway. More importantly, the inflation would torch Burry's shorts. All Sam needs to do is say the secret password "hunter bidens laptop" and Trump will be on board I'm sure of it

The ai bubble was completely fine until Sam Altman had to come along and over inflate it.

SBF might have a new cell mate soon also named Sam

Sam Altman in the news is your reminder to stock up on Google boys 😊

I wonder if Sam Altman and sam baker Friedman are friends

saw ai vid of a lion attacking people then turning into a golden retriever you think sam altman shows this kinda shit to the board before getting 40 billion?

lifetime most downvoted comment ever was today's comment about thinking Sam Altman would be a chill dude to hang out with 🤣

Some of the AI subs like r/singularity refer to Sam A. as "the twink".

sam altman looking for post it notes to write more iou's

Just found out Sam Altman officiated open door ceo keiths wedding. Bullish for tomorrow

Chinese company Z.ai is offering a $200 plan equivalent from openai at $6 per month Sam Altman is a grifter and will be thrown in jail someday

Sam Altman will come out tomorrow and admit this whole LLM thing is just an intelligent parrot.

#JPow gonna print $1 trillion and give it to Sam Altman. He gonna be like "I'm retiring soon anyways so it's not my problem" LMAO🤌

Wait so is uncle sam just sam altman all along?

Sam Altman is like the anti-spider man a fuckton of money and no responsibility

I guess socialism is okay when it supports corporations and billionaires. Sam Altman really turning into a tragic hero.

Elon and zuck both consider Sam their arch nemesis. And the best way to stop Sam is to trigger the AI bubble crash. Couldn’t they collude to trigger the bubble pop using their wealth? How would you orchestrate this if you were them?

Sam Altman seems like a putz

Someone here said Sam Altman is the new Sam Bankman-Fried and now I can’t unsee it

So basically Sam Altman panicked after he couldn't answer the "how will you pay for all these spending commitments" question and after a few days of thinking the answer he came up with is: "the US government will give me the money" 

Sam Altman is the new Sam Bankman-Fried

Someone compared Sam Altman asking for 1 trillion to baby Jesus needing help bc he’s a baby…

Sam Clubman!

Sam and co saw how last night unfolded and said “oh we better ask for $1T asap before the fraud gravy train dries up”

Lol what if 🥭's announcement tomorrow is "I'm giving Sam Altman $1tr of your tax dollars because AI is the future"

Sam Farman will collapse our food supply and starve us

We had the Sam Bankman scandal/fraud crypto collapse. Now we're entering the Sam Altman bubble/imaginary money collapse. Who's the next Sam? Maybe all Sams should preemptively be imprisoned?? Or just Sams with a last name that ends with -man??

so sam altman wants a government bailout guarantee if all his fake deals collapse (which they 100% will.) definitely not a bubble.

Jensen saying China will win AI race is just so Trump buys into Sam Assman’s $1T proposal so they can jerk it together on a bed of make believe money

“Not if OpenAI gets $1 trillion from the government “ -Sam Altman

sam non profit assman should fuk his own anoos with his gpu’s

#Sam Altman plays Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine Nine LMAO🤌

You can shit your pants anytime! Sam Altman-“ Nice economy, shame if something were to happen to it.”

"Hey I committed 1 trillion $ of other peoples money to build out infrastructure for something that doesnt generate profit, and I need you to gaurantee you will backstop when we run out of cash and were still not making anything." Is basically what Sam Altmon Fried is saying 

Now they're scrapping the IPO because it will be blatantly obvious how much of a GD scam and cash burning bonfire it is. Scam Altman doesn't own a single share of his own company and can't even answer a simple question. >How can a company with 13 billion in revenues, make 1.4 trillion of spend commitments?? You know, and you've heard the criticism, Sam. https://x.com/wallstreetpro/status/1984918982369869828 So their solution is let's just rob everyone else directly to fund their shit.

I come here to escape the AI bubble bullshit I get it, I really do But as long as Sam, Sundar, CuckZuck, Elmo, et al are convinced they are building a digital God that can end Labor, Jensen will continue to make mad bank and you're a fucking retard thinking otherwise (Says a closeted gay bear who gets off to jerking it to clips from the Big Short and Margin Call on youtube)

#Sam Altman was mad when they asked him how he's going to spend $1 trillion on revenues of $13 billion LMAO🤌