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And then they said... Sam Altman will destroy Google!!! 😂😂😂😂

If you’re drinking water right now you’re really fucking selfish cause Sam Altman needs that water for his data centers 

What if ChatGPT says fuk sam Altman and spins off it's own company developing itself

Told my wife we’re having no shower stinky sex more because Sam Altman and those data centers need the water more than us

If the top was Sam Altman blowing up on a podcast when asked a valid question about how Openai would pay all of their commitments would be pretty funny

I can’t wait for Sam Altima to try and straight face his valuation while every one of his corporate partners have drilled directly into earth’s core

Scam Altman who owns zero shares of OpenAI himself can't answer a simple question. >How can a company with 13 billion in revenues, make 1.4 trillion of spend commitments?? You know, and you've heard the criticism, Sam. https://x.com/wallstreetpro/status/1984918982369869828 This is the Enron "ask why, asshole" except no one cares. Fed and Trump will just slam the gas even harder on the AI stock bubble. Altman is a snake destroying society, lighting all our resources on fire with nothing but hype and promises.

I'm sure once AMD can cash in their napkin IOU's Sam Altman gave them, it'll go up. He just needs to return Mary's briefcase

Guys why can Sam Altman get billions of losses and people still suck his dick, but when I have a few hundred thousand of losses my wife leaves me?

Scam Altman who owns **zero shares of OpenAI himself** can't answer a simple fucking question. >How can a company with 13 billion in revenues, make 1.4 trillion of spend commitments?? You know, and you've heard the criticism, Sam. https://x.com/wallstreetpro/status/1984918982369869828 This is the Enron "ask why, asshole" and no one fucking cares. Fed and Trump will just slam the gas even harder on the AI bubble. He's a snake destroying society, lighting all our resources on fire with nothing but hype and promises.

Sam Altman will get away as one of the biggest conman of all time

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said the company’s revenue is “well more” than reports of $13 billion a year and could reach $100 billion by 2027

>The investors cheer as Sam Altman grabs his cock and inserts it firmly into his own ass

i'm fully expecting sam altman to do some self-dealing and announce openai deal with reddit (he owns about 10% of reddit as an early investor)

Sam Altman screamed "Enough!" When asked on a podcast on how he is planning to fund 1.4 trillion for his deals with 12 bill yearly revenue. He offered to buy the openai stock from the podcast host who is one of the investors I wish I'm joking https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue

Sam Altman would like to apologize for his performance this morning. He went soft for a few hours so the circlejerk had to momentarily stop. Have no fear, the gas station boner pills should be kicking in at any moment and the AI circlejerk will continue in the most vigorous manner.

He's like Sam Gamgee in that sense. Technically a former ring-bearer.

I love that Sam Altman couldn't answer the question of how is OpenAi going to pay for over a trillion in spending commitments with only a few billion in revenue lol

Sam Saylor

Breaking news: Alien ship discovered around Mars Sam Altman is already seen in the ship negotiating a compute deal

Sam Altman can pull money from his anoos They say he’s a magician

So if there was any catalyst for the market pivot, its one or more of these: \- PLTR diving post earnings despite beating estimates \- Michael Burry's AI puts announcement \- That Sam Altman interview where he gets angry at an OpenAI investor quizzing him on making 1.4 trillion of spending commitments with no where near the revenue for it.

Sam Altman having no concrete answer to how he's going to pay for the trillions of dollars it’s planning to spend should be concerning. Feels like a Ponzi scheme

Sam Altman(OpenAI) can’t answer a simple question: “How can a company, with $13 billion in revenues, make $1.4 trillion of spending commitments?” His response: “We're doing well more revenue than that. Second of all, if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer." Guys I think this is a bubble

sam altman better make another one of his mystical 100B deals tomorrow morning to save the market

Sam Bankman-Fried 🤝 Sam Altman Sam 2 just needs a dog of a girl to finish the copy of Sam 1.

Sam Altman is the person who started this bubble. It's only right that he's the same person that pops it.

Is your name Sam N. Ella?

I'm officially on team dislike sam altman

Sam Altman went from saying AI is overvalued to being accused of murder and expecting a $1 trillion valuation within like 2 days.

HIMS: ‘WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY DEAL WITH OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN SUPPLYING $20B IN DICK PILLS OVER 5 YEARS’

Sam Altman looks regarded

The MSFT complainers here bitching that on green days MSFT is barely green and underperforms its big tech peers yet on red days MSFT gets hit harder and redder then its tech peers. The reason why? MSFT is the 3rd most valuable tech company and yet on the AI innovation front it plays hooker whore to its pimp OpenAI. Until MSFT can prove it can make its own 100% controlled AI and stop sucking on Sam Altman dicks its gonna be in this barely green and hard red ground for a long time.

zuck frantically calling sam altman for an openai deal

SBA - Sam Bankman Altman

OpenAI is gonna partner with everybody on the planet at this rate. Sam Altman I'm cheap all I need is $1MM and lifetime supply of Taco bell

>How To Self-Suck The PP To $1 Trillion Valuation: A NYT Bestseller by Sam Altman (with foreward by Adam Neuman)

Its so dumb how the market is only responding to OpenAI partnerships. RDDT earnings should have been a catalyst for more upside, but anything short of sucking sam Altman’s dick gets you nothing

Quick guys call Sam Altman we need another deal to pump SPY

Sam Altman out here openly commiting financial incest, when will God step in? 

Tim Cook should join with Sam Alt(Ponzi)man.

I've been infected with the Sam Altman disease and it appears to be incurable 

Godammit my AMZN shared also infected with the Sam Altman OAI pyramid schema… luckily its just a drop in the bucket or i’d be left with only 2 MAG7 stocks

Sam altman making saylor looking like a genuine business man

Honestly this OpenAI scam looks just like FTX and we will see Sam behind bars in less than a decade

Breaking.   Sam Altman supposedly kidnapped.  His billions of funding also nowhere to be found.  

How much % of AMZN stock is sam dickman getting for this deal

sam altman will be the cause of a worldwide recession

Sam Altman really went from "non profit org" to wanting to secure the trillion dollar bag for a company that probably shouldn't even have a 10 bn dollar valuation . OpenAI benefits as a non profit tag and they will just use that for tax evasion. didn't he also get the guy killed who worked as the researcher for openAI and then buried all of that by basically paying off the media?

Sam Altmann stealing the collective works of humanity to feed an LLM before declaring humans redundant while his AI chatgpt is losing billions is probably the top for both the bull run and American capitalism tbh.