SAM

Sam Arnold just called Luigi Luigi. Puts on UNH

Sam Darnold may never throw an incomplee pass again

#ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD 👳‍♂️

"Brad Gerstner Question: “How can a company with $13B in revenue make $1.4T in spend commitments.” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman Response: “Brad, if you want to sell your shares I’ll find you a buyer. Enough… we can sell your shares & anyone else’s to people making the most noise.” What a smug response to a more than fair question. Someone wants to know how a cash incinerator is confident in committing to spending more than 100x their annualized revenue. And that’s how you respond? Red flag?"

Sam Altman in his feelings [https://youtu.be/Gnl833wXRz0?si=4JZZC4vdAdl1S2Tt&t=745](https://youtu.be/Gnl833wXRz0?si=4JZZC4vdAdl1S2Tt&t=745)

Just saw Sam Altman and Zuck at a random bar in Tahoe . Calls on META

Sam Altman makes Elon look likeable

You do realize there are other CEOs out there doing more important things for AI like Jensen Huang, Sam Altman, Hock Tan, and Satya Nadella and none of them are holding their company for ransom like Elon Musk is doing for a $1 trillion pay package

Sam wants an IPO cause he wants to get paid before the shit house collapses.

NFLIX making Christmas movies featuring Sam and jensen using sora AI

Someone is eventually going to have to explain to all those companies that there is no fucking way Sam Altman is going to make good on all these deals

Sam Altman preparing to bring OPEN AI public, valued at a trillion dollars. This reinforces a universal law of nature: never bet against the gays.

You know sam Altman doesn’t actually have any equity in OpenAi right? He could be given equity later as founder and ceo but he currently does not have a stake. What do you think is coming? Job layoffs and employee cuts are nothing new, lots of these big tech companies probably realized they over hired already and that AI actually can replace some of the more mundane jobs in their companies.

Sam Altman ..is secretly Sam Alt’woman

theres no way sam altman is the hero of our time. something extremely off about that dude.

#Sam Altman on the Tesla Roadster: "I really was excited for the car! And I understand delays. But 7.5 years has felt like a long time to wait." Twitter is currently awaiting Elon's incoming overreaction

If there’s regime change in Venezuela, ConocoPhillips will be able to recover $10b that it was awarded by the courts earlier this year. As a proportion of market cap, that makes $COP the cleanest stock-based bet on the toppling of Maduro. Meanwhile they’re laying off employees. Cutting costs while Uncle Sam amasses an armada to make sure they get paid.

Is the infinite money glitch over by Sam asking for a 1T donation or was it Elon that spoiled it by asking for a 1T donation?

i like how when i ask gpt did mango cave yet. it knows what i am referring to. sam altman definitely train on reddit data

I've got this feeling that in the foreseeable future, we'll see Sam Altman do an AMA on Reddit, and RDDT will pump unnecessarily

Just remember OpenAI CEO Sam the Scam daily drives a 4.2 million dollar Koenigsegg 

What ticker will openai have? OPEN is obviously already taken and OPAI feels too on the nose. Maybe just SAM

Sam Altman was suckin my dick, but no cap his tongue work was mid, and I didn’t even precum.

You think Sam Altman will pay Open Door Technologies a billion for OPEN ticker? I think people are missing this one. Calls on OPEN.

Sam Altman preparing to bring OPEN AI public, valued at a trillion dollars. This reinforces a universal theory of nature: never bet against the gays.

"OpenAI prepares for IPO at $1 trillion valuation" Sam Altman will become a trillionaire before Elon LMAO🤌

Jpow and sam jackson give me the same vibe

GOOG is making cutting edge tools on the AI frontier while MSFT is still sucking on Sam Altman and OpenAI's cock for their AI needs. Until Nadella/MSFT can prove they can make an AI that 100% control in house to go toe to toe with GOOG they will always play second fiddle to GOOG

“Sam, quick release another OpenAI partnership!!” 📉

I believe that Sam Altman discusses OKLO over Sunday tea and crumpets with his fellow men, while wearing polo socks.

Tomorrow Jpow will bring Sam Altman to announce a partnership between the Fed and OpenAI.

Jassy really needs to open up Amazon to OpenAI and give Sam Altman 10%, it will literally shoot up to $350 overnight.

Sam Altman definitely gives off scam artist vibes

Sam Altman and Jensen Huang are the two greatest pumpers alive.

Meat boys wishing Jensen or Sam announce a stake LOL

This MSFT agreement with OPENAI to greenlight IPO is very interesting. They take a 1/4 ownership of openAI and allowed to use their AI models and sourcecode for 6 more years after that MSFT is cut off. Sam Altman may have just created another Mega tech beast AI competitor in the form of MSFT to compete against alongside GOOG soon we'll have a 3 way AI battle but the difference is MSFT and GOOG have 50x the war chest cash to burn

So how much did PYPL give Sam Altman to be the "first" payment processor (as if that matters)? 10% of the company is the minimum these days, just for the privilege to be associated with OpenAI.

Did Sam do a deal with wayfair?

Sam bankmanfrieed has gotta be soooo jealous of Altmann right now...

Hey guys so I just tried to use PayPal inside ChatGPT and instead of buying the item I was looking at it drained my bank account and sent all the money to some guy named Sam Altman (which doesn't even sound like a real person). Was that supposed to happen? How do I get my money back? 

Someone should create a website that keeps a tally of all the money Sam Altman has promised to pay people versus the money that he actually has

F*K U SAM! choose something that is IN my port!!

Another OPEN AI pump thank you Sam Altman!

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/28/paypal-openai-chatgpt-payments-deal.html Sam Pumpman is back

>Sam Altman: “Electrons are the new oil” Why do I have the strange feeling my body is about to be liberated?

#SAM AND ELON AT THE TOP OF THE ROBOT SEX SLAVE EX-MACHINA WAITLIST NOW THAT EPSTEIN GOT EPSTEIN’D LMAO 🇺🇸🤌

Even with all that money Sam Altman still can’t get a gf.

yeah because sam altman and elon are mortal enemies. ai company deals are just hot air and smoke, they're one of the most intertwined companies in the global financial system. millions of retirement accounts are way more important than concepts of deals when it comes crashing down

Daily reminder that Sam Altman looks like he belongs on Blue's Clues.

Sam Altman is stretching these bers LMAO 🤌