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The circular deals have been notably absent in the last 10 days May be the bad publicity around circle jerk got to sam punpman

ya'll aint ready for Jensen, Lisa Su, Sam Altman, and other tech CEOs to be featured on the first season of Dancing with the Stars to be filmed in the Whitehouse Epstein Ballroom

to uncle sam maybe

MAKE SOME ROOM FOR UNCLE SAM!!

Sam Altman owns ~6% of OKLO Sam Altman owns ~9% of Reddit Not the main reason why I own Reddit, but it's interesting Sam stands to benefit a lot if Reddit rockets higher

God, Sam Altman’s tweets remind me of Richard from Silicon Valley— what a regard.

AI mistaking Doritos for a 🔫 and nearly getting a student 🪦 is exactly what Sam sister diddler Altman means when he said AI needs safeguards

All that money and Sam Altman can’t get a girlfriend? wtf

Just disconnected my washing machine and put it on the corner.  My wife is furious, but I told her Sam Altman and those data centers need the water more than us.

OpenAI's call options in AMD are now in the money. Sam Altman wins again.

Sam Altman still holding 3M+ OKLO shares strong

Thank you Sam Altman for the perfect goog entry point!!!

> OpenAI CEO Sam Altman recently posted on social media that an update coming to ChatGPT this December will allow the chatbot to engage in “even more” types of content like “erotica for verified adults.” Puts on humanity.

Those December $55c for intel I bought if they get the Sam Altman treatment may actually pay off.

Rumor: Mango considering pardoning former FTX-founder Sam Bankman

Sam Altman is still holding his 3M+ OKLO shares strong

Sam Altman still holding strong on his 3.2M OKLO shares

Santos ✅ Changpeng Zhao ✅ Who's the next big pardon? Sam Bankman-Fried Ghislaine Maxwell Chauncey Billups

>CNN: SAM BANKMAN-FRIED TO BE PARDONED AFTER FAMILY BUYS $50 MILLION IN WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL TOKEN $WLFI

Are you confusing CZ with Sam Bankman-Fried? CZ pled guilty to Bank Secrecy Act/AML violations

Sam Altman is still holding strong with his 3.2 million OKLO shares

Sam Altman is still holding strong with his 3.2 million OKLO shares

$SAM IS A MEME STOCK. BOSTON BEER 🍻 ROARING KITTY DRINKS IT

THERE IS AN UNFILLED GAP ON $SAM AT 950$ 👀 🤫🤫🤑

sam altman writing suicide looking at his top ai engineer in happiness because tsla is down

My rational mind knows you're right. My reactive mind keeps screaming "you're gonna give away How much to Uncle Sam??!!" Hope you're sticking around for GAP

Breaking: OpenAI and Beyond Meat announce strategic collaboration to deploy 10 million patties at the Cattle Raisers Convention & Expo next March in Ft. Worth, TX. Asked for comment, Sam Altman said "We don't know how Beyond Meat is going to sell these veggie burgers to the cattle industry, we just need to make sure we get to market before the Seitan people do." Tesla is also rumored to announce Full Self Driving Aberdeen Angus, which should be out some time next year.

BYND to release new quantum meats with Sam Altman

The problem with the AI trade at the moment is that Sam Altman is not making business moves as though he's close to having AGI in development: he's making Web 2.0 shit like a browser

Where is Sam Pumpman when you need him

Or you just say Sam to shove it up his ass on sora 2

Sam Altman cosplaying as Steve Jobs is only hurting the bubble we should ban him from hyping anything before he ruins it for everyone

Sam Altman dropped GOOGL and bought the dip.

THANK YOU SAM ALTMAN FOR THE CHEAP GOOG CALLS TODAY.

Sam AI is right, fast track to dead internet

Sam Altman looks like that manager that has no idea what his team has been working on.

Beyond Meat signs 70 year agreement with Open AI-Sam Altman said "those vegan patties are a perfect fit for our business"

Sam Altman about to drop the next AI circlejerk deal

#SAM ALTMAN IS REDDIT'S #1 INVESTOR YA FOOKIN DUMBASS. INVEST ACCORDINGLY 🫵

Yea, love the project + Sam Altman lol just wish it was easier to buy on mainstream apps

Remember when Sam Altman was seriously going around looking to raise 7 trillion dollars? You bet your ass we're going to see a lot more OpenAI ~~partner with us so your stock moons and we make fucking bank to keep this money furnace alive~~ partnerships

Sam Altman owns 8.7% of Reddit. He's going to pump that shit up like he did with Oklo.

I’m at Sam’s Club rn and these froyos are so goddamn good and only $1. Calls on Sam’s Club, there is no recession

📢 BREAKING: Sam Altman Addresses ChatGPT’s NSFW Surge — “We Might Need More GPUs.” SAN FRANCISCO, CA — December 2025 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman confirmed today that the company’s recent decision to allow verified adults to generate erotica and NSFW content has led to what he called “a historic surge in GPU utilization and human satisfaction.” *“Frankly, we underestimated how… enthusiastic people would be,” Altman said, wiping sweat from his brow during a press conference. “The erotica rollout has users generating more tokens per session than enterprise customers. We may need another $100 billion in Nvidia chips just to handle the… uh, load.”*

China’s loading up on shiny rocks, Uncle Sam’s stacking digital coins  it’s endgame time, baby. Gold gang vs. Bitcoin bros. China’s not “hedging,” they’re flexing. The U.S. isn’t “innovating,” they’re fighting back. Soon, gold runs global trade, Bitcoin runs global power. No press release, no warning  one morning you’ll wake up, check your account, and realize the whole damn system flipped while you were asleep.

Worldcoin. Sam altman is going to be chief lizard person soon.

Chinese labs like DeepSeek are cooking their own silicon. Keep banning chips and you’re just power-leveling their homegrown AI gear. Congrats, Uncle Sam, you just made your final boss stronger.

[ChatGPT seeing slowing download growth and daily use.](https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/17/chatgpts-mobile-app-is-seeing-slowing-download-growth-and-daily-use-analysis-shows/) Sam Altman: You will soon be able to sext with your imagined AI girlfriend. Translation: we committed to buy hundreds of billions of shit, please save us horny guys living in your mom's basements.

Need Sam Altman to announced a deal with SPY right now!

In a surprise, move, Warren Buffett announces that all of his shares of Berkshire Hathaway have been held in his Roth IRA  " Hahaha screw you Uncle Sam" he said.