SAM

Just build an AI space station that’s powered by the sun. Stop using my drinking water, Sam.

I can already see the headline "The notorious sister molester Sam Altman euphoria has finally ended when OpenAI whistleblower expose the collaboration with ICE to use illegal immigrants as backbones of ChatGPT responses"

If you're a major AI company and not cutting some sort of a deal with Sam Altman, you're leaving money on the table. The typical "partnership" announcement is worth $100-$200 billion in new market cap, why not do $5 billion or $10 billion deal over several years, even if OpenAI never pays it back?

I never thought the world wold see a bigger regard than melon but Sam might have hid in the trunk of melons spaceship 

Hank Schrader warned us that Sam Altman (Marie) needs MINERALS!!

OPEN was a play based on rate cuts and they already happened and hype has sailed, probably goes up a little around next fed meeting if they potentially cut rates more The future hype is still all AI driven right now, and the price of electricity is steadily going up, and we’re gonna need WAY more to power for all the AI computational requirements Thus nuclear energy for OKLO, they also have a fuel recycling plant, Sam Altman was on their Board at one point, and the current Secretary or Energy was also on their board of directors as well before he had to resign to be the SoE

I just bought OKLO because it was a way to invest in Sam Altman. Now he's gone and the stock has gone waaaaay beyond my targets. I'm so smart.

Wait.  I thought Reddit liked Sam Altman because Sam hated Elon.  Now Reddit WSB is turning on Sam because he is, making deals that are making traders money? Isn't this something.  

Another OPEN AI Collab. Sam might as well change his name to Bonnie Blue

me: "I'm going to build a gigawatt data center!" -- 0.00000% chance of success sam altman: "I'm going to build a gigawatt data center!" -- also 0.00000% chance of success

Sam Altman is the greatest pumper that ever lived

Good old Sam sleeping with everyone.

Sam Altman makes me want to use the word smarmy. I don’t think I’ve ever used it before but that dude is smarmy af

Uncle Sam needs you to work bro. Who's going to weld the iphones together?

Leverage and Ham I will not use it, Ash my man, I will not LEVERAGE, Sam I Am! Not on Bitcoin, not on ETH, Not on any chart beneath. But let’s be real, you know the plan— I’ll use that LEVERAGE, Sam I Am!

Sam Bankman-Fried + Elizabeth Holmes + AI = Sam Altman

Found Sam Altman's account

If Sam Bankman-Fried played it clean & by the book he would not be in prison and still rich as fuck with crypto at ATH

#Why is Sam altman taking the electricity I need for these hot Texas summers

Still plenty of catalysts ahead for Oklo, it will likely by $200+ soon. Sam Altman owns 3M shares and there’s significant potential for an OpenAI deal. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/2tLZdTaBOf

Because Sam Altman owns Oklo. And it will be first in line to benefit from OpenAI massive energy needs in the future.

If you bought the dip... you will be seriously fuk on monday. Gyna got Unkie Sam by the balls on this one.

Sam Altman fucking announce a deal, doesn’t need to be real fuck it 

me and Sam Altman competing for johns behind the dumpster at Wendy's

Sam Altman announces free blowjobs from him to you

Sam Altman announces 600billion deal with SPY

Did sam Altman move money from openai to oklo?

>"Successful people create companies. More successful people create countries. The most successful people create religions" Sam Altman

It's gonna be fun here in Texas during the next big freeze like 2021 and the grid completely melts down because all the electricity being sucked by sam altman data centers

What about sam altman

No that I think about it, Sam Altman is my wife's boyfriend. So that tracks.

Sam Altman is the AI version of Sam Bankman-Fried

Sam Pumpman

Sam Altman says more deals coming in the future.

AMZN needs to give Sam Altman 10% of their stock, only way it will move.

Rmemwbr drown the noise, amd 250ish, why because they need to hit sam Altman milestones at 600!   

Did Sam AI make a deal with Google?!

We are doomed. Sam going round the world building Skynet.

Your electricity prices help pay for Sam Altman to be the tech worlds piggy bank to pump our stocks. We're trapped boys

amd bers getting ravaged by queen Su, Sam and Jensen this week LMAO 🤌

Sam Altman just avoiding twenty years of clone wars and buying his way into the trillion dollar club. Plot twist/spoler alert: Steve Jobs was Altman's father.

If apple had any balls, they would have done whatever it took to acquire OpenAI and make Sam CEO of Apple as soon as donny was elected (since big mergers no longer restricted / financial crime allowed).

Sam, lisa and jensen are fucking pounding these bers into the dirt LMAO 🤌

Jensen hung gave sam 100b so he could marry lisa and give her 100b. Its one big happy family now LMAO 🤌

Sam Altmann cope AMD pump has to be the last leg of this bubble considering the Intel cope play has occurred. There will be a final hail Mary, but no idea what it will be

Sam altman and mark zuck's faces are what happens when you gaze into the abyss

Sam Altman confirmed space lizard illuminati

Tinfoil hat take: Sam Altman knows he won’t be able to pay for all these promises but he’s racking up the bills because he knows the government will consider the race for AI an issue of national security and end up paying for it.

NEW video drop on pornhub just came out, its lisa su, jensen and sam just poudning 1000 gay dudes who boughtamd puts LMAO 🤌

Sam Altman sure put a good look for his people. Done are the days that saying wanting to make money is a bad action only desired by people of his kind.