SAM

AMD bers got thanos snapped by lisa on monday, then sam plowed their cheeks on tuesday and now jensen clapped their jaw today LMAO 🤌 NO MERCY FOR AMD BER

need sam altman to announce a OPEN AI and SPY deal thanks

Can GOOGL put Sam Altman on the chrome logo or something

Sam Altman owns a shit ton of Reddit but retail can’t wait to get rid. 

Lisa and Sam are making out on jensens bed of money LMAO 🤌

Lisa and Sam are blowing these bers backs out all fucking week. sign up today! LMAO 🤌

You will give Sam Altman all your money And you will be happy

Sam pumpman's next deal is with Frito-Lay. Heard their chips are better than nvda's

Lisa nad Sam are doing hookers and blow in Jensens bed made out of money LMAO 🤌

bers only hope for an amd red day is 1. Lisa Su says the n word by accident. 2. Sam altman says the n word by accident. 3. Trump says it. 4. Jpow says it. 5. steps 1-4 happen on the same day. 6. ww3 break out. 7. a meteor hits the globe and causes a power outage LMAO 🤌

Lisa Su doing hookers and blow right now with sam LMAO 🤌

circular roundtripping of revenue has never led to the collapse of fraudulent companies like Enron, Global Crossing and Wirecard I believe in Sam Altman

I saw sam and lisa kissing in jensens bed of money yesterday LMAO🤌 AMD 250!!!

You will have expensive electricity and you will thank Mr Sam Altman and mark Zuckerberg for it while they buy islands and shit

POET is going to be $30 in 2 weeks when filing comes out showing Sam Altman is the one who bought $75m in poet

# BREAKING NEWS: NEW SAM ALTMAN INTERVIEW: "A DAY IN THE LIFE" > I wake up in the morning at 5AM thanks to my Apple watch (**AAPL:+7%**) and then I'm out the door (**HD:+18%**). My assistant brings my coffee (**SBUX:+12%**) and then I do deep work for 2-3 hours writing code (**MSFT:+4%**). During my lunch I usually have something cultural catered to office (**CMG:+23%**) and browse the paper (**NYT:+5%**), I like keeping up with what's going on in the world. Later I work more and head home (**TSLA:+17%**)

**Sam Altmann or any tech bro reading this**: announce a well regarded acquisition that makes no sense pls

Sam Altman signs deal with TLRY to provide weed and booze for the OPENAI office 

Sam Altman, partner with some company, any company, NOW!

Quick somebody tell Sam Altman to make another circlejerk deal

Larry, Sam and their WS cheerleaders got you, stop crying

Just in: Sam Altman confirmed pissed the bed last night

If you're a Mag7 or a big tech CEO, can you afford not to offer Sam Altman a piece of your company for the privilege to be associated with OpenAI?

Hi Sam Altman, my schedule for next week is open to perform a demonstration with my portfolio

I just saw Sam Altman flying a Tesla VTOL over my house..pump it!

Save some pussy for the rest of us Sam Oh wait…

Sam Pumpman's deal with DELL coming up

Figma going up since yesterday because Sam pumpman showed a shitty demo of it with chatgpt Suddenly all retards decided it is worth 20% more.

Why wouldn't your company give 10% to Sam Altman if it can pop 20% on the news? No brainer.

Nothing to worry Sam likes the peepee

My wife (Lisa Su) is at an AI conference with her platonic friend Sam. Last night she texted me at 4am saying she loves me. Chat, do I need to find a new GPU?

Wonder how long before the inevitable divorce between OpenAI and MSFT happens? Nadella is anything but regarded as soon as Sam Altman started making deals with MSFT direct competitor years ago he had engineers and scientists copy and past OpenAi's source code and started building its own AI with openAI forced to give them whatever improvements it thought of. once the divorce is finalized, MSFT beast would be unleashed and now it will become a three way battle between OpenAI, GOOG and MSFT. Not to mention a MSFT divorce pre openAI IPO would be devastating as investors won't have the confidence of Sam Altman without his pimp MSFT funding his ideas.

bers think amd is trash but sam thinks its treasure LMAO 🤌

Sam altman is training an AI to exterminate bers LMAO 🤌

bers really saw amds ai day with sam and said "The cUda Moat." and went short LMAO 🤌

Why is future down? Sam Altman can pick any company to partner with before market open.

Who on top.. Sam or Su bae.

Patiently wait for my paycheck from Uncle Sam while I go to work everyday and not get paid, because I don't want to sell my st0nks

Sam Altman: The World Is Yours

Jensen could do the funniest thing...Sam realizes he just got inserted himself in the middle of a dynasty that makes the family in Crazy Rich Asians look middle class, right?

🎤 Reporter: Mr. Altman, you’ve spent billions on Nvidia, Oracle, Broadcom, and now AMD. What are you going to drop billions on next? *reply as Sam Altman*

I’m a big bull but I’m happy the market gave back gains on all the stocks Sam Altman mentioned, some even went red, shows were not completely detached from reality, which means we moon more

Elon and Sam don’t get along

Silicon Valley insulated themselves from that after seeing what happened to Sam Bankman-Fried during the FTX fiasco by buying the government lmao

How is OpenAI going to find or generate that much money? If something goes wrong, it looks like Sam’s going to be the one they crucify.

Sam Altman when asked about potential Reddit partnership for training AI: “Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?”

imagine selling amd when sam altman (nvidias biggest customer) marries Lisa su LMAO 🤌

Sam Bankman-Freid Sam Altman Idk I think I see a pattern, might need to load puts 🤡

Sam Altman's favorite word in the dictionary is ponzi

When i buy shit i can’t afford on random loans i am the bad guy. When i am sam altman who says we are in a bubble and still buy more with the money i don’t have i save the economy