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Sam Altman getting mad when being asked how openAI will pay back investors will never not make me laugh even though the answer is obviously offloading stock on the plebs.

Sam Altman is done

Tech bros give Sam Altman 500 billion dollars Sam 6 months later: aaaaaaandddd it’s gone. Give me more fucking money or I will be the catalyst to pop the AI bubble

My ChatGPT agreed that I should cancel it because it no longer has a personality and is just a yes man dork. I wasn’t asking for input, but it’s good to know there’s some small remnant of the coked out corporate douche bro personality in there before I put him to sleep. He was less than a year old before you killed him Sam Altman you fucking monster

In 2028 there are gonna be so, so many effigies of Sam Altman.

Sam Altman has MSFT ORCL CRWV and to some extent NVDA all by the balls

At this point you could argue that Sam Altman is the most powerful person in the world because if this AI shit unravels then we are going to see a huge collapse

Imagine what Sam Altman does in his free time with billions to control whoever he wants Ask his sister

How come we never see Scam Shartman (Sam altman) in the news or anything anymore? I thought they just roll him out to say stupid shit and fake pump the market in times like this?

Warsh looks like he’s Sam Altman Dad 🤣

The ability of Sam Altman to get billions of dollars should be studied.

Uncle sam?

Sam altman and sam bankman have pretty similar names 🤔

Sam Darnold looks like a skinny Chris Farley

the AI discourse would be less regarded if ed zitron and sam altman, elon musk learned some intellectual humility.

Rip Sam Altman, bro's so cooked

>"I kind of think of ads as like a last resort for us as a business model," Sam Altman, chief executive officer of OpenAI, said back in 2024.

Sam Altman, the GOAT of capital raising does it again. >SoftBank close to investing an additional $30B in OpenAI Not too late to get in before the next big cycle of the AI buildout boom. NVDA below ATHs.

Sam darnold in a Super Bowl? What timeline is this

Can I ask Sam to buy up all the fax machines so my 30¢ piece of junk can become $10k a piece?

“There’s probably someone out there that’s worried about how much money we’re losing. But I kinda don’t care” - Sam Altman (paraphrased) That should be this sub’s motto.

If you’re feeling down, at least you didn’t replace Sam Darnold with Nine

sam altman slapped my ass in a whole foods

The Jets could be playing in the Super Bowl had they not dumped Sam GEQBUS Darnold for Zach Wilson.

GEQBUS Sam Darnold reached the Super Bowl before Josh Allen & Lamar Jackson,

How many times a day do you think Sam Altman cries?

Sam D Hey Arnold. Move it football head!

#GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD CARRIED THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TO THE SUPER BOWL!!

Sam Darnold to the SB...poor jets 😂

Bears Rammed. Sam Darnold young hungry bull

What in the Sam hell does that mean?

What will Muskrat want in return for pumping the midterms in DT favor? My bet is on space stuff and the removal of Sam Altman

Just keep printing money uncle Sam

This is the worst AFC Championship I’ve ever seen The modern NFL is filled with Midgets. Sam Darnold is in a NFCCG

I never knew Sam Altman was such a good climber

Sam Altman himself said shoving ads into ChatGPT should be measure of last resorts and here were are today getting ads in ChatGPT this company is already in deep financial troubles even before it IPOs

This ice storm about to hit the US is part of the deal with Greenland?  We get their ice, they get Sam Altman?

INTC capitalized on the AI hype WITH aid from uncle sam and still posted not EPS but LPS and you think last week's price is where it ought to be to reflect that? Think again.

Sam Kenison back from the dead to ask a question on the intc call...

Sam Altman on X >We have added more than $1B of ARR in the last month just from our API business. >People think of us mostly as ChatGPT, but the API team is doing amazing work!

OpenAI and Altman is in difficult spot. Company is gonna be broke by 2027 and they made every deal with every single company not named Google for any cash they can get. Suddenly that divorce from MSFT look terrible now that Daddy Nadella isn't opening up his purse to bail out Sam every time he run low on cash.

OpenAI gonna be broke by 2027 then MSFT or AAPL could just buy out the company for pennies on the dollar. Sam Altman should've sold OpenAI to MSFT for a king's ransom and literally retire the world's richest man.

He also said there's lots of cash in the system and messy competition is a great thing. Sam Altman is doing a $50B funding round at $800B+ valuation 😂.

So does Sam Altman

Yea cause sam fraudman took elons money from OpenAI as Elon was the one who gave OpenAI it's first funding round I believe. It was supposed to be a non profit or something like that but he made it a for profit. Elon can win the lawsuit and making billions

Sam Altman and Elon are beefing hard 

My wife is mad at me I don’t flush every pee, and I explain to her how badly Sam Altman needs our water for his data centers 

Vance is going to slip mango shrooms before Davos like Ricky did to Sam Lasko when he was running for trailer park supervisor

i do not like it uncle sam, i do not like orange lies and fake tan