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So Sam Altman says a stock name and it pumps? I’m a bull but lol

Do you think Sam Altman screams OPENAI when his bf finishes in him...

I love how when Sam made the Twitter announcement about the AMD partnership this morning, he made sure to mention how they will continue increasing their Nvidia chips as well, he actually spent half the text talking about important Nvidia is Almost as if they’re just pumping their stocks lmao

Can Sam Altman make a deal with Steven Huffman because my Reddit shares are in deep red and I ran out of Tylenol

Costco inks deal for AI hot dog partnership for Sam Altman’s wiener hungry all-hands meeting; shares fall as buns clapped

gonna dm Sam Altman on Twitter if he can invest a few billion in this Graphite penny stock that I'm in

So one of my friends, let's call him Jensen, gives my other friend, let's call him Sam, 20 dollars. Then Sam gives 20 to my homie Lip-Bu. And Lip-Bu gives Jensen 20 dollars. The net worth of the three of them is now up $240, right?

Sam Altman first trillionaire strategy: 1. Borrow 1 billion dollars 2. Buy OTM 0DTE calls 3. Announce partnership with that company 4. Calls up 1000%, position is now worth 1 trillion dollars. 5. Donate 100 billion to King Mango 6. Get pardoned and immunity from 'insider trading'.

Sam Altman is the perfect frontman for AI and big tech given the current climate. If ya criticize him, someone can accuse you of being either homophobic or anti-semitic. Dude's got indestructible plot armor.

AMZN - quickly announce a deal with Uncle Sam or Sam Altman

Uncle Sam taking 24% of my gains is kinda gay ngl

Anybody have a total for the amount of money Sam Altman has promised to spend over the next few years? 

Sam Altman should offer to buy spy with his monopoly money

sam altman: "ai is primed for a dump, whatever you do don't fall for it and yolo into chips" amd pumps 35%

OpenAI driving both losers and gainers today: Meta fucked due to sora Avgo, nvda down because apparently Sam is cheating on them with Lisa Amd up because it got a new sugar daddy Googl not going anywhere because why not

Imagine getting rammed by Sam Altman Lmao

Lisa Su and Sam Altman has blessed us AMD bagholders this day 😅

Something tells me Elon won’t like Sam and OpenAI being talk of the town as of late with all these deals, and he and xAI will announce some deals of their own.

what if sam altman is a Chinese agent and all major American companies are in the process of being infected right now

Thats wny you have to love the gays. they move into your neighborhood and your home values go up. Gay sam buys a piece of your company and up goes the valuation. The only terrible gays in this world are bears. Shame on you bears. God doesnt care for you.

I would like to announce a partnership with OpenAI. Please accept my calls, Sam.

Now we just need Lisa Su to come out wearing GAP pants being held by Sam AltMan

Sam is sleeping with everyone...

Where is this Sam and Lisa joint interview I read ?

Is Sam Altman the real chairman of SPY now?

With what money is Sam getting a 10% stake in amd?

Altman is now saying the ChatGPT he has access to is way more powerful than we think. Yeah, Sam. Maybe you provide insights on ROI.

#Sam Altman is a significant shareholder in Reddit, owning 8.7% of the company's stock and controlling 9.2% #He is the third-largest shareholder. He's not going to fuck Reddit stock up

remember when deepseek happened and msft tanked because its deal with openAI seemed worthless. fast forward to today and israeli sam altman is trumps golden child getting every deal with every company and israeli larry ellison is getting whatevers left over. wth is going on

What's the best way to get giga turbo leveraged in a short position against AI hypers like Sam Altman

Imagine if governments were actually smart with your data Sam Altman is legit but it's not enough for the amount of data to extract tbh

You will pay 5000 dollars a month in electricity so that Sam Altman can give you stupid ass imagination videos

Sam Altman for prison

Sam Altman has RDDT shorts and the SEC can’t investigate

rddt ceo feeling cocky because stock was doing well goes to openAI and google asking for a new deal, and Sam Altman is like ye u want a new deal? how about no deal and I make ur stock sink

Free everything, but you have to follow orders And wear chains and get whipped and service Sam Altman

Wouldnt that be super funny if Sam Altman was a RDDT shareholder, and was one of us losing money today in RDDT on this news from his own company. Oh wait … hes the largest shareholder of RDDT? That doesnt make any sense.

Sam Altman is no longer citing RDDT for answers because the answers might upset Dear Leader. He will now cite Larry Ellison's China-free 100% government compliant Tik Tok. Thankfully this new Tik Tok is 100% American and totally free of foreign influence 

Why are my shit-Co.s with negative PE and 1000 PS ratios in red now? 🤔  They were just helping Nvidia and Sam Altman round trip some funds. They should be rewarded with even higher valuations.